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Uriyeong Bullfights - 5/9/2008 12:21:15 AM
~ I guess it is better late than never to post about the family trip to Uriyeong. Every year they have a festival that celebrates the ousting of the Japanese army and they like to shake it down with bullfights.

Not much else to say, so here are my pictures.
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LG Commercial Shoot - 4/22/2008 1:08:18 AM
~ I thought I would start out with a bang and what is better than seeing the star arrive on the set. Yes indeed I was NOT the star but did take advantage of short break to snap off these pictures. The limo was fucking sweet inside, to bad I couldn't stay in it.


~Having done my first commercial I can say without a doubt that they are a major pain in the ass. The day started at 7am with a bus trip out to Paju English Village, which was a site itself, but I was too excited to bother taking pictures of it. From 7am almost straight until 6pm I stood around the set holding one seemed to be a 30lb camera, and all the scenes that dealt with our star Paris Hilton look alike from England took forever, at least 10+ takes. To top that all off, the English Village was in full swing, their were students all over the fuckin place. They were having some sort of festival to attract new kids or else they work 7 days a week up there, still utterly depressing. The coordinators of the English Village were smart enough to capitalize on the commercial shoot to help promote their business by having all the kids run around and ask us for our photographs. One kind walked into the middle of the shoot to ask the Paris wannabe for her autograph and was gruffly swept away and never seen from again...very ominous. By the end of the shoot I was fucking knackered and almost 100% sure that in every shoot taken, I was not visible. There were some great shots of my back, when I got pushed repeatedly cause Tard couldn't figure out how to make an angry face. And you can here we tossing lewd comments at her, that will never make it to final product. But if it does you will hear my yelling shit like "You got a little Ed on your chin" and "My titties are bigger" She took everything in stride and only had one breakdown at which time the other fellows were leaper at the change to console her. Saps!!! At the end of the shoot I passed out on the bus for an hour, went to Seoul, met my buddies and rocked it til 6am. Enjoy the pictures.
The Main Building
The Main Building The Props
That is a real Harley. The Kids
Hordes of Autograph Hungry Kids The Cast
The Paparazzi for the day The Star
Our Wannabe Actress The Director
A Very Patient Director Filming
Quiet on the set is NEVER said Photo Op
Some Girl getting her picture taken with the Star The Breakdown
That Girl having a breakdown cause I said Nor Camera Crew
Believe it or not, that is my dream Job End of the Day
The Last and Final Shot.
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Paparazzi - 4/9/2008 12:50:22 AM
~ Believe it or not, I am going to be an extra in an LG Telecom commercial this weekend as a Paparazzi. ~For research I have been looking over some pictures of Paparazzi and I am shocked at how they hound these celebrities for pictures. I hate tabloids and I disregard most media about actors lives. I resent the fact that they get so much money for a simple job and that so many people idolize them, like false gods. Probably one of the main reasons America is so messed in the head, to busy to look at their own lives. Still I pity them, once they become famous they no longer have a life or freedom. Would it really be worth it to be famous and be followed and pictured constantly. To even conceive that a picture of me picking my nose would end up all over magazine covers and the Internet would make me sorely depressed. I guess that answers the question why all celebrities are douche bags... products of their environments. I have always criticized them for NOT giving back to society and for not taking a moment to acknowledge someone appreciates what they do. But it isn't appreciation that I see when I look at those pictures it is more like fanaticalism. I can happily say that I am comfortable being an extra and thankful I am not a star. I actually get it a little bit in Korea. Yeah it might make me sound like a douche, but it is true. I often get stared at, my son is always having his picture taken and gawked at. People are always yelling at me and asking my name. While it is not the precious hollywood famous, nonetheless it is still the same and I loathe it and the people that act like twats. But I still hate you hollywood, you degradation of society. So many peoples lives have been swallowed by that city and the famous trot around with their noses in the air trying now to acknowledge that it exists. One day, whenever it comes you be humanized again and that would be good TV.
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Urban Exploration - 4/6/2008 12:26:23 AM
~ Bae Jung Elementary School. ( all pictures can be found here)

The school officially closed its doors in 2002 after being a very successful private school for the rich, in an ironically poor area. It's main feature being English. From the information I have gathered it was a busy school for many years until a rival school stole most of the students and by 2002 it was closed and left as is. The land has been purchased and my petition for it to become a world heritage site has been rejected. It will soon be turned into large villas or yet more apartments in the Concrete Jungle it resides in.

~1. This of course was our target Bae Jung Elementary School. 2. He couldn't help himself, fascists salutes never get old. 3. After scoping out the front doors and the back, where some men where diligently stealing some trees, we decided that the best course of action was to try a side infiltration under the cover of ignorance. Some recon was done before hand so we moved around back where there was a open window. Originally I was told it was 5 feet up, but later found it to be 8 feet up and right in front of someones house. 4. But it wasn't a complete waste of time...this provided us with comic relief as our hopes of getting in the building began to shatter. 5. We made our way around to the back and found some hope, but found that it lead to a padded door. The neighbors were out in force staring at the large foreigners lurking around their schools. 6. Eventually we made it around to the front, were this boy with Down Syndrome was running wild on the oodles of garbage packed everywhere and anywhere on the school grounds. This is typical for Korea, mentally ill or challenged people just left to run amok. In fact later that night after we took these pictures we witnessed a mentally ill woman standing in the middle of the road blocking traffic on a very busy, very dangerous intersection on a rainy night. 7. Finally I said screw it, it was starting to rain so I was either going in or going home, so we charged forth to the last area we could infiltrate, the hillside. Scaling down the side of the hill and into a flooded room we made it onto the third floor. 8. And we are in!!! 9. This will join the lonely chair forum later... 10. This room was full of candles, cake boxes and sticky notes. I assume the local kids use this place for debauchery. 11. Looking out the window I saw a new truck in the yard, right about the time we heard someone moving around downstairs. Frozen in place we waited and listened and decided what our next step would be. We decided to retreat back to our entrance. Moving like ninjas we stepped over broken glass, plastic and wooden planks without a peep. Not willing to give up on our infiltration we waited to see if it was other explorers. At this point I checked out our escape route and was shocked to see two caretakers cleaning out a flooded balcony, right were we needed to be. 12. We said screw it, well Will did. We decided that we would sneak down past them. Not before photographing as much as we could first. By the way it says "Man, Lets F**k!" 13. 14. Sweet freedom so far away. 15. 16. Random blockades throughout the building. 17. Our potential captors are in that room. Sneaking down the stairs as quietly as possible we spotted the men working on the balcony adjoined to a room right in front of the stairs. It was a stressful adventure trying to sneak past them. 18. This read very true to me as we huddled in a room which we LITERALLY had to dive into as one of the men came trotting down the stairs practically behind us. Stuck in the room for about 10 minutes I was as a still as could be, while my cohort trotted about the room snapping
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  • Hey man, it was great coming down to Busan and meeting you guys. I'm looking forward to seeing more of your pictures. - Jon  (4/16/2008 6:22:22 PM)
  • You bet, I'll be pumping them out this week. - Gumbi  (4/18/2008 4:07:06 AM)
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To be American or Canadian - 4/2/2008 12:43:04 AM
~ In the annual Cribbage Tournament at work things have been shaken up a little bit and now it has become almost a rivalry. The teams are Canada and the united Kingdom vs. The U.S.A and New Zealand. Should be the Commonwealth vs the the Uncommonly Wealthy. Well in the weeks since the start of the new semester and the tournament propaganda has begun to spill forth from the rivalries. Sitting across from your opponent and trash talking has become a regularity in the staff room, I got so carried away the other day I began a tirade about how the U.S.A had stolen its name from Canada and Mexico. ~ I should let everyone know that I don't dislike the U.S.A and the only reason I saw that is because I think there are a lot of great things that have come from the U.S. And while I am trying not to be a hypocrite, I think there has been much more shit come from there, then good. Canada isn't perfect, in fact because of the U.S we have made many stupid mistakes ourselves and one of them was what I bitched about to my co-workers. The theft of the terminology American. If you take Asia for example it is a word that is used to describe people from multiple nations. Japan, The 2 Korea's, China etc. In Europe and Africa has the same phenomenon, the only places that truly don't is the Middle East, which I assume if do to the high tension between religions, so thus I assume that is the main distinction most would use. But In Canada and Mexico we don't much weight on religion distinction, but rather territorial. You will never hear a Canadian call himself an American, nor would you hear a Mexican say it. The sole reason is because the IU.S stole it from us. Which is a credit to the power of their wanning culture, but even the dictionaries make the distinction. Exert from the Oxford Online dictionary American 1: of or pertaining to the United States of America or its inhabitants: an American citizen. 2: of or pertaining to North or South America; of the Western Hemisphere: the American continents. If you do the same online search for European or Asian you will find that it doesn't describe just one nation of people, but a plithera of nations are joined by a commonality, the continent they share. So does that mean that Canada and Mexico is part of the United States and not the continent. I sure as hell hope not. If you are curious both definitions are Adjectives, so when describing oneself you cannot use American, but you can use it to describe the continent. As a noun you can use it, but even then the definitions are borderline racist. 3.a citizen of the United States of America. 4.a native or inhabitant of the Western Hemisphere. Still I would have to thank the Yanks for creating such a cult of personality, cause in response to the cult Canadians become extremely nationalistic creating a sharp distinction between Canadian and American. It made me wonder what would happen if a survey was done of Americans (Yanks) with the question, What is your ethnicity? And placing Caucasian and American side by side, which one would they pick. I am 100% sure that 83% of them would choose American. Still, America is a melting pot which makes the distinction American more fitting to show the unity of the people, so maybe the folly is in the name. Interesting how history effects the future. There they were hundreds of years ago trying to blend a country split by civil war and they choose to call it the United States of America, a very crafting and fitting piece of propaganda. Ingenious if I might say so, but the ripples and effects from the decision are still being felt to this day by me.
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The Short Bus - 3/27/2008 9:54:33 PM
~ Time to play catch up. I made the new years resolution not to be such a lazy fucker, but she is a powerful temptress. Although I have not been blogging for some time, I am going to make an effort, if just for the sole reason of working my writing.

I am working in a College now, what a facade that has become. I don't think I was overly naive about the job would be like when I got hired, but I am still amazed at the average Korean male student at my College. They must be the absolute bottom of the barrel. I at times feel sorry for them, I can see that they are on the bottom rung in society and in a society that pushes wealth down your throat everywhere you look, it must make them sadly suicidal. I have started to think of my job as a Taxi school, we are preparing them to be so under skilled and useless at their job, that when they do finally make it out in the world, there will be so many of them proliferating like rabbits, that no matter what society does, they have no choice but to accept their shitty excuse for work. ~Much like taxi drivers and their severe lack of driving skill. I wonder if they are taught to drive in two lanes at once, cut off, stop or general weave at will? Of course when I am in a taxi I am also in fear. I use to love it, I use to be a hypocrite. But now...after 5 years of driving here, I loathe every single one of them. But I loathe bus drivers more...they must be the epitome of all the Korean drivers I would love to annihilate. Like I said, I wasn't naive, but I was under the impression that these taxi drivers (my students) would have the common sense to bring a pencil. I have so many students that just don't bring a pencil. A fucking pencil...and top of that they don't think to ask their friend or classmate for a pencil. No! Instead they stare aimlessly at their open book whilst I teach to the black dot I marked on the back wall on the first day of class. If I actually looked into their blank, blood-shot eyes I would likely enter a Hulk like rage and bring the smackdown on my drivers. Today I made that mistake, todays class was heavily orientated on learning the Simple Present Verb, so I brought in some worksheets with the simplest verbs possible and PICTURES! As I taught the black dot to make a simple present sentence and then !!!!make a present continuous sentence!!!! I made a brief walk around the room to find 3 students with no books at all, 2 without pencils and one sleeping. The hulk got the best of me, I slaughtered them with a tirad or English that only the black dot could comprehend. BUT! When I got to the Byungshin part, they understood that. Byungshin meaning mentally handicapped. This word does not mean Mentally Challenged, this word it a pure insult. This is my best reenactment. Me: Where is your book? Student(who cares which, the answer is still the same): NO! Me: How old are you? Student: (blank look) Me: Are you in elementary school? Student: (turns to the guy behind him hoping for a translation) I turn to the next student. Me: Where is your book? Student: NO! The rage builds. Me: Do you take the short bus to school? Student: .... Me: Do you take the Byungshin bussuuhh to school? Students: Laugh Me: Oh yay laugh it up, but how about you, you and you. Do you take the Pabo bus? Pointing out the students and putting them on the spot gave me great satisfaction and for a while I ignored the black dot as I reveled in the dirty glares that they gave me for the rest of class. When break time came around I took my coffee cup with me and went outside to enjoy the sunshine. I think belittling my students might become habitual, it might be the only way I can cope with their extreme lack of foresight, responsibility, intelligence and regret for being the gum on the shoe of society..
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Anninversary - 11/23/2007 6:33:28 PM
~ We are celebrating 5 years of marriage today. It is amazing how well I get along with my wife. I think she compliments my laziness, by being such a busy body.
~Otherwise life is humming along like usually, the new job is great, Lucy is much MUCH better now and hopefully will be of the medicine soon and cured of her epilepsy, if that is possible. Plans are in the works to figure out our life in Canada when we move home, but the biggest question is where to move. Alberta or Ontario... Each has it's goods and bads. Any opininons?
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Day 2 of 30 - 6/19/2007 9:44:09 PM
~ So after the post yesterday I ran two red lights on my way home, which is bad... but not by Korean standards. I made 2 illegal turns on a solid green, but I did let a pedestrian cross at the crosswalk.

The pedestrian should be worth two points, cause the guy was probably sitting there for at least 10 minutes waiting and waiting. But then giving the finger to the guy honking behind me deducts a point, so I guess it just a regular good deed.

So far today I have made 2 illegal turns on a solid green; lied during an interview, conspired to bribe someone for my benefit and mislead a newspaper into thinking I am a journalist so they would publish an article I wrote.

In return the good things that have happened for me are; my neighbor pulled in a favor to get my resume in at a University that I really would like to work at and I got a hug on facebook by a girl!!!

In real life I went to the beach and snapped some photos. Enjoy.


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Day 1 of 30 days of the Bad Things I do - 6/18/2007 4:13:59 PM
~ I was thinking a couple weeks back when Lucy was in the hospital why shit like this was happening. I thought that I had been a descent human being with no criminal record or drug dependencies. I do have some bad habits like embellishing and lying from time to time, but how doesn't.

Then I started to think about how I have always believed that things in life come in 3's. Girlfriends come in 3s, job opportunities come in 3's and good luck/bad luck comes in 3's as well. I usually argue you with myself trying to determine which stage I am at. Stage 1, 2 or 3, with Lucy I thought it was stage 2, since a couple weeks before I was involved in a hit and run (in which I reported the license plate, but mysteriously they can't find the car) and before that I had a streak of good luck.

I was still waiting for bad luck #3 when I sideswiped a car on my way to work. Not bad at all, just a rough scratch on my car and paint rub on his, but if you drive in Korea this is so common that I got a little snippy. Turns out the fellow let me go, didn't want to exchange insurance papers or anything. So then I was thinking that that was good luck #1, but now I think it was good luck #3.

Good luck #1 was all the great friends I reconnected with on facecrack(facebook) and then Lucy not having a serious illness was #2. So has my luck run out? Cause when I had that bit of good luck, it was at a point in time that I couldn't see it.

Well that thinking has led me to this stage. One month I am going to record all the good things I do and all the bad things I do, and in return I will record all the good and bad things done to me.
~ For instance already today I did 3 brake stomps on a fellow who was driving up my ass on the way to work. When he went to pass me he tried to push me out of my lane and I psyched him out causing him to swerve off. Then like a maniac he pulled ahead and stopped in from of me, waiting for me to get out of the car or something. I was laughing to hard… The next bad thing I did was lie to work, I used Lucy's problem to get a day off work to go to a University for a job interview. I don't even want the job, but I think it would be 'more' rude to cancel the interview than go to work like I should. But in my weak defense, there are no classes for me tomorrow and I just sit at my desk playing the PSP or writing articles about Korea for extra cash. Oh yeah then this morning I was rude on the phone with a teacher from another school. There is a training camp I am working at in July and they need to talk to me about the curriculum so in the last 2 days they have text me twice, emailed me once and then phoned my co-teacher and then me. So I told her flat out, "I got the other 3 messages and the one from my co-teacher. I understand that there is a meeting at 5, and I don't see that need to contact me incessantly for two days about it." She just said she was worried cause I hadn't confirmed, I felt like a schmoo but said it was my style!
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Jobless Bitch - 6/14/2007 1:09:31 PM
~ Got the news from my employer the other day, that after two years they will not be renewing my contract, which kind of sucks cause it was good money, but teaching the mindless zombies they call students English has been a hard chore.

I can't teach to a room of blank faces, I can't talk to the back wall and pretend nothing is wrong. I have to be active, spend my time helping the students and acknowledging good behaviour and bad behaviour. Shit I grew up as the student that farted in class, gave mouthwash to the teacher with bad breath and flirted with every girl around me, but somewhere I got me some standards and now I have to use them.

I have had 4 phone calls from people I have worked with, saying how sorry they are and that they miss me. MY Vice-Principal argued with the board of education that it was a mistake to release me, this kind of touched me, having someone actually going to bat for you is so beautiful and can make things so worthwhile whilst making you feel a little guilty.

Either way I am bouncing back from the news quickly. I have two Universities setting up interviews with me ASAP, I guess with my training, certificates and experience they are interested in at least meeting me. I would like to say that a U job is better, but honestly the pay is almost below standard, considering I would only teach 12 classes a week I can't really expect it to make me a Rockefeller.
~ Even my co-teachers who never talk to me and ignore me are talking to me now. I think they are happy I am leaving. I have spoken to each and everyone of them and implied that they are lazy and I am amazed that any students make it to U cause they sure as the hell don't help them or encourage them. Well wish me luck, I hope to get at least a second interview at booth Universities and can't wait to wear my new tie!!!! Yippee.
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Music That Inspires. Truly - 6/12/2007 11:11:47 PM
~ I have been craving music so badly lately. Not just new music, but a change in Music. I have fallen in love with what they like to call Experimental Rock. Listening to a song without any lyrics, but with music that is full of emotion can really shake a person's soul. Ever since I saw Mogwai at Lowlands, their screeching guitars and insane feedback was so rupturing that I fell hard for their music. That led me to discovering Explosions in the Sky, which so stirred my soul that I have had to completely rearrange my TOP 10 music list to add them in. After one listen and only one Album they capture me, took me so so very high and with their music showed me that you don't need Lyrics to connect.

(I would like to add that Godspeed you Black Emperor, a Great Canadian band is just as beautiful and talented and WORTH the listen)

(Not to take from other great Canadian Bands like Broken Social Scene or Do Make Say Think)

In fact I have been seriously questioning the need for Lyrics in most music I listen to. Using the equalizer in my car and on my Iriver I set it so I couldn’t hear the lyrics and just the music, and then vice versa. I have to honestly say it has completely changed my perspective on music and music appreciation.

Not many bands nowadays can hold me in with their Lyrics and the story that they tell. Putting aside the tear jerking love songs, there are very few that I can think of. TOOL, Porcupine Tree, Pinback and Pink Floyd being at the top of that list, with a few other bands that I am loyal too.

Take for instance the beginning of The Dead Flag Blues, rather then having lyrics it has a speech, but the message and the imagery is so inspiring and oddly romantic.

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
and a dark wind blows
the government is corrupt
and we're on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawn

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

the sun has fallen down
and the billboards are all leering
and the flags are all dead
at the top of their poles

it went something like this:

the buildings tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
and pulled out their hair

the skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze

i said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
these are truly the last days"
you grabbed my hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a fever

we woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
for sure it's the valley of death
i open up my wallet
and it's full of blood


It seriously makes me think of David Lynch.

I thought it would be interesting to list all the Canadian Bands, so here goes, but first, listen to Explosions in the Sky and get back to me, tell me what you thought. I have so many other discoveries that I would love to share.

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  • 16th Avenue - http://www.16thavenue.net 3 Inches of Blood - http://www.3inchesofblood.com 4th Pyramid - http://www.4thpyramid.com 54-40 - http://www.5440.com A Distance From... - http://www.myspace.com/adistancefrommusic A Nefarious Influcence - http://www.myspace.com/anefariousinfluence A Rockwell Resolution - http://www.myspace.com/arockwellresolution A Silver Mt. Zion - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Silver_Mt._Zion A Tailormade Fable - http://www.atailormadefable.com A-DRIFT - http://www.a-driftmusic.com Abandin Theory - http://www.abandintheory.com/main.html Acoustic Tommy - http://www.myspace.com/acoustictommy Adam Gregory - http://www.adamgregory.com ADHD - http://www.adhdtheband.ca Afie Jurvanen - http://afiesongs.tripod.com/main.htm AIDS Wolf - http://www.myspace.com/aidswolf Alanis Morissette - http://www.alanis.com Alexisonfire - http://www.theonlybandever.com All the Brightness - http://www.allthebrightness.com/news.html Allera - http://www.myspace.com/alleramusic Andrew Rodriguez - http://www.myspace.com/rodriguezrocks Anita Athavale - http://www.anitaathavale.com Annihilator - http://www.annihilatormetal.com Anonymus - http://www.anonymusmetal.com Another Faded Memory - http://www.myspace.com/anotherfadedmemory April Wine - http://www.aprilwine.ca/ Armchair Cynics- http://www.armchaircynics.com Avril Lavigne - http://www.AvrilLavigne.com Attack In Black - http://www.myspace.com/attackinblack Barenaked Ladies - http://www.bnlmusic.com Barstool Prophets - http://www.barstoolprophets.com Bedouin Soundclash - http://www.bedouinsoundclash.com Belladonnakillz - http://www.belladonnakillz.com Bicyclette - http://www.myspace.com/shewasacat Bif Naked - http://www.herroyalmajestysrecords.com/bif/index.html Big Sugar- http://www.bigsugar.com Billy and The Lost Boys - http://www.billyandthelostboys.com Billy Talent - http://www.billytalent.com Billy The Kid - http://www.myspace.com/billythekid Bionic Spaceboy - http://www.myspace.com/bionicspaceboy Black Mountain - http://www.thewaxmuseum.bc.ca/jwab/index.html Blasphemy - http://www.anus.com/metal/blasphemy.htm Blinded By Faith - http://www.myspace.com/blindedbyfaith Blue Rodeo - http://www.bluerodeo.com/ Blue Skies At War - http://www.blueskiesatwar.com Blush - http://www.blushtheband.ca Bombs Over Providence - http://www.myspace.com/bombsoverprovidence Boulevard Trash - http://trash.basiabulat.com Boy - http://www.boytheband.com Boys Night Out - http://www.boysnightout.com Britt Black - http://www.brittblack.com Broken Pictures - http://www.brokenpicturesmusic.com Broken Social Scene - http://www.arts-crafts.ca/bss Buck 65 - http://www.buck65.com Bucket Truck - http://www.buckettruckmusic.com Burnthe8track - http://www.burnthe8track.com Canadian Bush Party - http://listen.to/cbp Cadence Weapon - http://www.cadenceweaponmusic.com Caldwell - http://www.myspace.com/caldwellx Cancer Bats - http://www.cancerbats.com Carlos Morgan - http://www.carlosmorgan.com Cas McCrea - http://www.myspace.com/casmccrea Castle Grey Skull - http://www.myspace.com/castlegreyskullband Cauterize - http://www.cauterize.com Chad Hatcher - http://www.myspace.com/chadhatcher Change of Heart - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Change_of_Heart_%28band%29 Chantal Kreviazuk - http://www.chantalkreviazuk.com Charlie A'Court - http://www.charlieacourt.com Choclair - http://www.myspace.com/choclair Choke - http://www.chokeonline.com Chris Rouse - http://www.christopherrouse.com CircleSquare - http://www.myspace.com/circlesquare Classified - http://www.urbnet.com/classified Closet Monster - http://www.undergroundoperations.com Closure - http://www.myspace.com/closure1 Colin Priestner - http://www.colinpriestner.com Comeback Kid - http://www.comeback-kid.com Controller.controller - http://www.controllercontroller.com Cousin Dog - http://www.myspace.com/cousindog Crowned King - http://www.crownedking.com Crush Luther - http://www.myspace.com/crushluther Cryptopsy - http://www.cryptopsy.net Cuff The Duke - http://www.cufftheduke.com D.O.A. - http://www.suddendeath.com Dallas Green (City & Colour) - http://www.cityandcolour.ca Dame - http://www.myspace.com/dameband Danko Jones - http://www.dankojones.com David Usher - http://www.davidusher.ca Daylight for Deadeyes - http://www.daylightfordeadeyes.com Dead Celebrity - http://www.deadcelebrity.net Dead Celebrity Status - http://www.deadcelebritystatus.com Dead End Girl - http://www.myspace.com/deadendgirlmusic Dead July - 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    • I shall give those bands a go Ed. I'm checking out some Talking Heads at the moment... - Will  (6/14/2007 1:39:49 PM)
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    Drugs - 6/7/2007 10:43:51 AM
    ~ You have to love a Media system controled by the Government. I am not talking about CNN unfortunately, but rather almost every media, print or television in Korea. The government loves it's censorship, it has no issues editing content to their favor, blocking and shutting down internet access for massive amounts of people and even scape-goating!

    SHOCKING isn't it. Well not really, the trend has been around for years and years. Hell I think North Korea learnt how to do it from South Korea. The only time that it every really bothered me was when Nick Berg the first American decapitation was aired UNEDITED on Korean News. The complaints were massive, but still the gore and outrage was not enough for the local media institutes to get a fine.

    About a month later Kim Sun Il was decapitated and the response was swift and unrelenting. Internet sights across Korea were blocked, namely Wordpress and other popular blogging sites, the media was not allowed to show his death. In fact those that did look at it in Korea, has to use a proxy.

    It is this sort of double standard and nationalistic ideals that lead to the shit hole Korea is in now. Big Business don't trust them, their major corporations are riddled with bribery and theft. The Government is schizophrenic and changes it mind almost everyday, damn what it does to the economy; take the apartment market for example.

    And they through all foreign issues on to Americans, while neglecting or overlooking the statistics relating to S.Korean or N. Koreans. ~A newspaper article released today states outright that a recent rise in Cocaine and other hard drugs in Korea is directly related to English teachers.

    Prosecutors believe the rising number of American drug offenders correlates to a rising number of English teachers coming to Korea, prompted by the recent trend for English education.

    While most of us come here to teach English or travel, it seems we can't help but peddle drugs to a pretty non-existent market. If anything the market here would be for MJ and E, but only the later is mentioned, and just briefly. So we bring drugs to Korea for other Markets. Fair enough. But what about North Korea supporting its failing economy by growing and exporting cocaine, crack, MDMA and tonnes (literally) of knock off prescription drugs? What about the Russian Mafia that uses fake import and export businesses to smuggle in pounds of cocaine for the Korean Gangs to sell and use? It would seem that the market is already covered and most of the niche's have been filled. Yet still the Foreigners, who make up 3% of the population, snort up 8kg of the 25.9 kg smuggled in every year, that they found. On a world scale, that is minuscule number, and regardless of what they might think, Korea is NOT a drug-free country, nor was it ever. Rather then proving how effective they are at fighting drugs, it shows their absolute inability to report the truth and to do a real job. In my opinion, the one thing that holds this country back from being a 1st world country is it's police force. The number of times I have heard the story of people calling 119 (911) in emergency and having the people hang up on them cause they spoke English. OR the amount of time I see police sleeping in their cars. their attempt at cracking down on traffic violations, only to buckle under public pressure to be allowed to continue breaking the law. Last time I read a report, Korea has the 3rd most dangerous roads in the world. With the most reported traffic deaths, and an almost 100% motorcycle fatality rate. But the majority of their traffic laws are absolutely archaic. When a bus veered into oncoming traffic and then smashed into my car, it was a 50/50 claim. When a drunk Mother with 2 kids in her car sideswiped, it was a 70/30 claim. When a car smashed into me and drove away, the claim was 100%, but even with a full license plate they never found the car!?!? I fear that when I finally leave Korea, even with all her pleasures, I will never be able to look back on it fondly. I just can't accept the lawlessness and bigotry that intertwines with this society, and I especially can't accept the way people react to the system and the changes. Chosun Bigot
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    Fate and Muses - 6/5/2007 11:58:29 AM
    ~ Does anyone ever find it so strange and numbing where support comes from when you begin to face a crisis? I have been so blown away by what is happening to Lucy, but my heart has been so touched by the support from people I haven't seen in decades.

    It makes the world seem so much more green, a little brighter and has helped me to hold my head higher. Thank you Cameron, Julie and Michelle, I never expected your support and I have to thank you again and I think your prayers have gotten Lucy to where she is now.

    She is coming home today.

    ~The Doctors are saying that she DOES NOT have West Syndrome, but what they believe is Epilepsy. I am not sure that I trust their diagnosis, it seems that they are stumped, so they are sending her away. I would go to another hospital, but I can't afford to pay for another MRI this month. We will see how the medicine goes and if she develops more problems I plan on moving my family back to Canada. I see no choice or future for her here, especially when her medicine would cost about $1000 a month. Thank god for Socialist Canada, at one time I hated you for your overbearing rules and harsh social controls, but now I see your purpose. I will try to write about happier things now, but will keep you abreast to Lucy's condition.
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    My Little Lulu - 6/3/2007 12:51:14 AM
    ~ I feel so angry right now, just this seething anger growing stronger in me. I feel selfish as well. I wanted to stay with Lucy in the hospital today, but I had to leave at about 10pm, I had to leave, I needed to cry. Kelly's family came to visit and everyone was in tears, but I had no one to lean on, no one to scream at or to cry on a shoulder.

    I know Kelly is devastated, so am I. But I just tried as hard as I could to be strong, to let her know I was confident things would be alright. Life is full of so many tribulations and I lived through most of them with a smile and I made others smile around me. I can feel that part of me dying, the one piece of me that I have held on to so strongly all my life is dying and I do not know how to survive all of this.

    I love her fat little bum and her cute little nose. The noises she makes when she is feeding and the way she rolls all over the house. ~The doctors are fairly certain that she has West Syndrome but they are still doing more tests to see if she will have Autism, Mental Retardation or worse Tuberous Sclerosis. Either way the darkness in this tunnel is just getting darker and darker. How can any parent coup watching a child spend it's life deteriorating? I got into my car and fate through me a real sucker punch. The song Beautiful World by Coldplay was on. We live in a beautiful world, yeah we do, yeah we do. Even worse was the one that came on next.

    Don't you forget what I've told you for so many years: We are hopeless and slaves to our fears, We're an accident called human beings, Don't be angry for loving the baby or say it's unreal. So many lies turn to songs, like roses who hide in their thorns. It's the end of the world, the end of the world. It's a prison for dreams and for hopes, yet still we believe there is God. It's the end of the world, the end of the world. We're dead though pretend we're alive. Full of ignorance, fools in disguise. In your room doing nothing but staring, at flickering screens Streets are empty, but still you can hear joy of children turning to tears. Disease hides around every corner, quietly still. Wait for the moment to heal Wait for God, want his touch, want to feel. It's the end of the world, the end of the world. Take this pill it will make you feel dizzy, and then give you wings. Soon boy you're falling to sleep without nightmares, without any fears. If you wake up in hell or in heaven tell the angels we're here, waiting below for a dream, here in the garden of sin.
    Blackfield

    But someone had mercy on me. I found one of my oldest and bestest friends, yeah that ain't a word, but shit on it. Cameron, good old Cameron, we grew up in Elementary together and he found me. Today of all days. And I got to chat on MSN with my other bud Keith. I have been searching for both of them for years, decades to be honest. And the last one, is a thank you, to Wendy and Michelle for being a constant support. From all the places I never expected support I get it, I guess that is a beautiful gift that most people misjudge and never fully understand. I am thinking that maybe I was never the happy one, or funny one. But the one who walked around with his eyes closed the hardest. So much in life I never saw, so many things that I did, that I shouldn't have and so many friends lost that I didn't want to lose. Last thing I want to say. I invited a lot of people to come read my blog, but I didn't expect all this to happen. I did not want to share my pain with you, but this is who I am. I have to express myself, always have had to, even if it might seem...typical of me.
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    Lament - 5/31/2007 9:17:14 PM
    ~ The Doctors looked at Lucy, but did not have the chance to do an MRI today. So she will have to stay in the hospital for an indefinite period while they try to diagnose what is wrong.

    They claim that they are 100% sure she has some form of Brain Damage based on what my wife has told them. I would like to think they are wrong, I know my little Lulu, she is a strong little girl and I just can't believe this situation.

    When Marley was born I thought to myself, all those mistakes and regrets that I have in my life have all been washed clean. Here I have an amazingly smart and handsome little man, whom I cherish. It made things so clear to me, the path that I choose in life, although it was full of heartache and loneliness was the one I had to take to get to that point in my life.

    How can you not love a child when they rectify all the wrongs you did, sins you committed and people you hurt?

    Now this, a giant slap in the face to wake me up from my jubilation. My little girl might have development problems and brain damage. A lifetime of taking medicine and visiting hospitals. Torment and ridicule from other children as she grows up and the whisper and stares from people around her.


    ~I can't protect her from this and I can't protect her from what is to come. I can't even protect myself from this rage that pulses in my chest. The nervous twitch that I have developed in my eye and this infinite feeling of melancholy. I left work early today without a word to anyone, I drove to the beach and just listened to the waves and the wind. I wanted to find some solace or piece of mind before I went to the hospital, but instead I felt selfish for not being there right then and there. I felt that all the choices I made in my life, were all the wrong ones. Somewhere down my lifeline I fucked up on such a grand scale my children would have to repay my sins. I'm far from perfect, I have so many weaknesses that I hide from everyone that I actually drive people away. Will she become a new weakness, will I drive her away?

    Full of fear and valves and a synapse or two waiting for things to crawl and a year spent with you a loneliness that is smooth and surprising 3 decades and a May lament Autumn leaves in the summer and a fall with no grace Soft hair thats not a boys and this spiral is going down A boy is my pride and a girl my joy this is just an arrogant poem that has no meaning.

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    More Sad News - 5/30/2007 10:03:59 PM
    ~ About a month ago we noticed a change in Lucy's behavior; she is 8 months now. She started having what seemed to be panic attacks, usually around the time we felt she should be going to sleep. She would stare straight up, her eyes almost rolling into the back of her head, then start to cry. She would repeat this about 4 or 5 times.

    Kelly asked me about it, and all I could reply was that she was falling asleep and fighting it, figuring most peoples' eyes roll back when they start to drift off to lala land.

    Then yesterday I was taking care of her and we were playing when it started to happen. She went completely limp and then would wake up and start crying. I then figured out she was fainting; repeatedly. ~If she is fainting at least 5 times in a row there could be many causes, A heart murmur, Anemia, or an allergy to food or breastmilk. Today Kelly took her to the hospital and we got hit with some potentially bad news. They are sending Lucy to a Research hospital to have an MRI scan, they fear she might have some brain damage and suffer from spasms. There was no joy in my life today, the world was so grey and shallow, I felt so detached from everything around me. I sat at my desk all day trying to fathom two things in this situation. Will I resent Marley for being normal, or Lucy for being abnormal. And will I love her less or more for her troubles. I fear so much for what might happen tomorrow, what news will the doctors bring. I would like to pray, but sadly I don't believe in God. But as Buddha said

    "The kind of seed sown will produce that kind of fruit. Those who do good will reap good results. Those who do evil will reap evil results. If you carefully plant a good seed, You will joyfully gather good fruit."

    Dhammapada

    If I pray to myself to be strong and noble in this situation and not meltdown like I want to, it will be for strength for my family as we all try to navigate this rainy season. Pray I am as good as a father as I have always wanted to be.
    Here is Lulu giving you all the Rock On Symbol.
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    Facebook - 5/29/2007 11:36:55 AM
    ~ It seems that Facebook is not without its tribulations. Just found out a good friend of my Ed Dore died back in 2005 and I missed the funeral. Thats the third one I have missed since coming here.

    Ed you loved to crash honda's, you loved woodworking and you were a great companion in Mr Beatty's class. I am sorry that you died how you did, it makes me ill to picture what you might have looked like.

    I miss you bro and although your family is sad, I am so glad you had a child, then I know you are not completely gone.

    Love ~Here is the accident report. Ed Dore press release
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    Hogwans - 5/29/2007 9:19:17 AM
    ~ When I came to Korea back in 2002, I had a real asshole of a boss. He would make me work from 9am till 9pm everyday with only a break for lunch and dinner, which he claimed to provide. The problem was the rice was full of cockroaches and he refused to replace it, actually telling the secretary (my future wife) Kelly to pick the bugs out.

    On top of that, the water in Korea is undrinkable but to save money he use to fill the water jugs for the water machine with tap water. He did if for months and never told anyone. I kept wondering why I was spending so much time on the toilet shitting my guts out 3 times a day.

    Eventually I caught on to it all and avoided the situation. I ignored the 5 hours of overtime he ripped me off of each week and I ignored the fact that he was just a plain asshole with no experience at all with running a business. I was the only teacher to make it till the end of the year. Everyone else always got fired on the 11th month. A common ploy so Hogwan (English Institute) do not have to pay the one year severance and an airplane ticket home.

    The next year I went to work with a much better company and received a much better pay. I even worked with people who were normal and somewhat interesting. I should note that I met Will and my wife at my first job, I also got to go to the World Cup and tour almost all of Korea, so really 2002 was a good year for me.

    When I started the second job, my boss told me that she was part of the Hogwan Association. What they do, I can only speculate on. But she did once tell me, in some trivial act of kindness, that came across as arrogance that the other Hogwan owners thought she was stupid for not ripping off her teachers.

    It seems that your resume for the Association must include persecution, back stabbing, low moral standards and a general hatred from the white-man. Luckily for me, teaching privately is legit, I have a little card that let's me say FUCK YOU when I see the Hogwan owners do shit like this.
    ~Please note that is says "Private Tutoring of English is a LEGAL Offense. I guess they couldn't find anyone to break the law and proof read the banner.
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    Gum Do - 5/28/2007 11:05:03 PM
    ~ So in the past two weeks I have discovered that Moosehead is now imported to Korea, and I have almost completely written my first screenplay.

    How can you go wrong with Kung Fu fighting Zombies? It is a complete win win situation. But I have other ideas for my next screenplay... Read on. ~Idea 1) Man has his family kidnapped so he can save them and be a hero, thus saving his marriage, but a twist comes at the end. Idea 2) Make a real screenplay for the Killer Bunny Movie I made back in Junior High with Sean, Corey and Rob. Idea 3) Create a screenplay that follows the story told in the TOOL album 10,000 days. Idea 4) A Teddy Bear that eats children and shits lollipops. Idea 5) Part 2 of my Original movie. Suggestions?
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    • Oh yeah, im starting Gum Do on Wednesday... Basically learning how to fight with Swords. Call it research for my screenplay. - Gumbi  (5/29/2007 1:11:27 AM)
    • Dam Gum... Your deep man. - Marcus  (5/29/2007 9:04:43 PM)
    • I'm about as deep as puddle, but thanks.
      Lol - Gumbi  (5/30/2007 1:37:42 AM)
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    Reunions! - 5/7/2007 12:23:12 PM
    ~ Wow what a creation facebook is. So many people are calling it the new crack; I think it is the new blog. What is a blog really, but an extension of ourselves, a Web Log about our lives and our interests. Sadly, what I see mostly is just a regurgitation of news and facts used and modeled much like the media does. So if you want to get down to the nitty gritty of a person, Facebook helps you out. ~In the two weeks I have been a member an amazing thing has happened. I have found half of my elementary class from Toronto before I moved west to Calgary. I even found my old buddy Keith, who I have made several attempts to find in the past and always wondered about. In fact while I was in Canada over the X-Mas break I was chatting about Keith, Vince and Sean, the closest thing I had to good friends before I left for Calgary. In total I have contacted and spoken with (spoken word) 10 of my old classmates from Scarborough and while it is really interesting to have finally gotten in contact with them, the conversations are at best Awkward. My worse vice is that I worry too much about what the people I consider friends think of me, I don't really give a shit about the public since the world is full of so many stupid people, but in my books once a friend, always a judge. So how do you talk to someone you haven't seen or heard from in 20 years? How do you converse with them without sounding like you are gloating or selling your life story? Some of the conversations have died off after a quick Hey yeah, I remember you, how are you? After the basic reply, there is nothing but silence. Maybe it is too much like High school, you know, go out on a date with a girl and call her once and after that the ball is in her court. I really want to get to know them, they were all a big part of my childhood and as my memories fade, they are a great way to refresh and reconnect with the past. That part of my life I lived with my Mother, when I left Toronto, I was leaving cause she was leaving me. I have no fond memories of her, simply because it is all clouded by hatred. But I did have good memories of school. The Field that ran under the electrical towers, Morningside park with all its poison ivy, summer playing in the swimming pool, pushing all the buttons on the elevator where I lived, going to my first party, playing handball and even my crush on Pavan. How can I reconnect with those memories after so much time has passed, and after so long I have finally succeeded in accomplishing what I wanted, a reconnection with the past, but I haven't gotten the results I wanted. I did get an old school picture; mine was taken by my Mother along with my childhood memories. I'm in the second row, far right, 3 kid in with the black sweater. Just one last lament. I moved schools 3 times in my life and boy did that suck. First I was at Alexmuir and left after a few years and had to jump into life at High Castle. I never really did make a real group of friends, you know that kind of bond that you would think would last a lifetime. The closest I came was Keith, hence my search for him and the attempt at reconnection. Then I left a week before graduation, so at High Castle my picture is not on the wall, like I was never there. So I moved to Calgary and started in the second year of Junior High, and again, never really fitting in and making that friendship connection most stable people, I am stable, have during their lives. Even my last real friend, who came to my wedding in Korea is no longer a friend, but just a picture and profile on Facebook, but at least I have that.
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    So what do I waste my time with - 4/30/2007 9:29:43 PM
    ~ The problem with procrastination is that you always replace something meaningful and fulfilling with something utterly mind numbing and time robbing.

    It is my evil temptress, it sucks me into her voidness bosom and holds me. Usually on my drive home from work, during the elation stage of being freed from the tyranny of sitting at my desk all day playing video games or reading emails from friends, I think of the great things i would like to do when I get home.

    For instance today I was going to take a photo head shot of myself to send to a movie Agency, then I was going to burn pictures from Canada to a CD so the next time I go shopping I can get some prints and lastly I was going to write my Auntie.

    What did I do???

    I played Revolution.
    I checked Facebook.
    I edited my website, and I wasted about an hour on Flixster.

    These are my current addictions, and I'm sure they will change in time. But for now, you may look upon my work ye mighty and despair.
    ~
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    • just to reassure you all, I'm about to read "Once Upon a Potty" to Marley. - Gumbi  (4/30/2007 11:37:05 PM)
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    Resolutions - 4/26/2007 12:57:12 PM
    ~ My new year's resolution was to stop procrastinating and to quit smoking. As step one of stopping my bad procrastination habit, I was suppose to start maintaining this blog that I built and pay for. As you can see, I did a great job at that. ~Well to get the ball rolling, what has been happening since my last post? Lucy was born of course, Marley started school, I got in a car accident (hit and run). Went to see TOOL and Metallica in Seoul, I went home to Canada for 3 weeks and I had my 31st birthday. I am taking baby steps to getting back into the routine, so bear with me.
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    North Korea - 10/25/2006 3:50:04 PM
    ~ I wanted to stay out of this whole North Korea mess by not posting about it.

    For the simple reason that my opinion will get me ridiculed and bitched at.

    So instead, I will offer a link to some videos on North Korea. ~Google Videos
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    • What a ridiculous post. Pfft. What the hell do you know about Kim Jong Il. How's that? - iain  (10/26/2006 12:14:44 AM)
    • If noone says anything that actually knows something then people like me have a skewed perspective. I for one would love to read something from someone who knows. mark moore - mark  (10/30/2006 12:55:19 PM)
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    October - 10/1/2006 10:08:19 PM
    ~ Feeling lazy, go read Septembers for now ~OR visit Cafe Press.
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    • Does Kim Jong Il still like balls? - Nathan  (10/31/2006 11:01:34 PM)
    • In regards to "the Jonger" still liking balls...the answer is a big YES. He still likes balls. - El Fennstino  (10/31/2006 11:14:00 PM)
    • That's super. - Fennhymenberger  (10/31/2006 11:14:49 PM)
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    A Forum Post to Short Story - 9/26/2006 2:26:48 PM
    ~ There was a post on a forum I frequent about a Professor who was suspended from work after an article he published received complaints that his message was Anti-Semitic.

    His paper is called "Why Indeed did the WTC Buildings Collapse?"
    Orignal Forum post
    I meant to add a small reply (with many mistakes) but it got larger then I expected. I have cleaned it up and made it more articulate for my glog. Enjoy!
    ~Personally 9/11 is just the small picture in a bigger campaign; one that I find closely reflects the world depicted by George Orwell in 1984. Our movements are controlled, our communications are controlled, and now it would seem that our thoughts are being controlled. Of course everything is being done through 3rd parties and the people behind it are maintaining a high level of culpable deniability. I think the true beginning was with George Bush Sr. when his government was able through the promise of ratings and money gain control over CNN, making the Gulf War seem more like a video then and actual excursion. Years later reports are still coming out about what really happened to the soldiers and the truth that the war wasn’t so simple as we believed, but the media groups sold their souls (or vise versa) and are now controlled with an iron fist now. Of course along the way there have been hundreds of smaller events that have contributed to the current predicament, some are obvious and some won't be obvious until we are in the history books. But one event that happened was a sure sign that the Government that stands tallest all around the world as the defender of Democracy and Justice had sold its soul; the initial election of George Bush Jr. American apathy hit an all time high during that election. 9/11 was just another operation to help solidify the U.S. hold on public opinion and use the blinding rage of the populace to disguise the real purpose, which I don't think is oil, that is a just a stepping stone in a plan to facilitate some future endgame. The only thing that seems to have changed since the beginning of occupation in the Middle East is that the US didn't really expect the resistance in Iraq to be so strong. The Iraq's fight much like the Japanese during WW2, they are willing to sacrifice their own lives to beat back the regime that would try to take over their country and install another Noriega; that coupled with the US's recruiting policies, makes it a lost war. So as the news has slowed down and the apathy has begun to set in again, we know have the time to stop, think and question, something I'm sure they didn't want to happen. But that hasn't stopped them from trying to control the flow of information; Dan Rather and Steven Jones are the two that come to mind right now (for obvious reasons). I should also mention that in America now a days many Bloggers and facing legal battles over what they say, since blogging has become the new news, we need to watch our backs. So, in time we will see where the road leads, and who the next president of the USA will be, hopefully we can return to an era of diplomacy and fair foreign policy. And a Government that follows the rules set for all of us; NAFTA, UN Policy, KYOTO etc…
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    Been out Shopping for Silly Shirts and hated them all. - 9/22/2006 11:56:39 AM
    ~ Awhile back I was poking around at the Cafepress website and considering making some shirts for the Website.
    Then I thought to my self.
  • How tacky
  • And
  • I have like THREE readers

  • (editted) ~Plus I find the websites that ride the wave of their fame and make shirts, a bit pretentious and it seriously turns me off their blog, but to be honest with you, I have only found 1 blog that I like to read on a regular basis. So what is my point, what am I hinting at? No I didn't sell out and make a shitload of Gumbi & Marley shirts, but I did make some shirts. I thought about all the stupid shirts I see in Korea worn by the young and old, with bad grammar, offensive slogans or are just plain silly. Like the 10 year girl wearing the shirt that read Face down, Ass up. I assume you use to be an N.W.A. fan and know the rest of the lyrics. My first design was a simple design, 바보랑 같이 있 음 (Rollover to see the English) and included the ever faithful arrow pointing to the left. Simple yet effective and I really think that there is a good Market in Korea amongst the Ex-Pats to have shirts that allow us to poke fun and claim ignorance at the same time. There are couple other designs, some are vulgar and done just for fun, but I plan on pumping at least one or two a week. The only limitation right now is that I can only list one of each shirt style with Cafe Press until I start paying them a monthly fee, so I have to kind of tailor my ideas to the shirt. Like the Golf Shirt with the name tag that says My name is 변태. Some other ideas I have been kicking around in my head are. I have no idea what this says and Boobies which would be a chick shirt, unless there is male demand, or course both would be written in Korean.. Here is a picture of the Pabo shirt, and a variation of the shirt. I don't expect any of you to buy anything, but I would like you to at least look and give feedback.
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    • Saw you floating around Pweb, and thought I'd check you blog. Welcome back....you have 3 readers. - iain  (9/22/2006 11:58:14 PM)
    • Oi wicked... I feel special now. going come kick it at CR again with us? - Ed  (9/23/2006 3:13:29 AM)
    • CR? What's with the complicated codes. I mean it took me a few seconds to get that. But hell, yeah why not. Give me a bell and stop being lazy. Reader #3 - iain  (10/11/2006 1:59:40 AM)
    • Oh! and KaBOOM!!! And if you haven't already done it then check out http://www.pandora.com/ You have to live in America to listen due to licensing, so I live in UCLA....Get your own house unless you want to stay in one of the dorms. - iain  (10/11/2006 2:02:07 AM)
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    Book Review - 9/21/2006 1:49:38 PM
    ~ Started reading a new book about Korea, this one is written by a former lieutenant colonel who served most of his career in Korea, his name is Gordon Cucullu and the book is "Separated at Birth". My favorite book to date has been the "Aquariums of Pyongyang" by Kang Chol Hwan, followed closely by "The Two Koreas" by Dan Oberdorfer two books that I strongly recommend to anyone even remotely curious about North Korea and why the Peninsula is the way it is now. ~So this new book has some very insightful points of view that I find myself agreeing with, and the writer has quickly proven in the first 40 pages that he truly has a grasp on not only the culture but the personality of Koreans. That is something I am still trying to figure out but since reading his book, and only the first 100 pages mind you, I have already made some revelations that I was simply to ignorant to make before. For instance in Gordon's book he goes back the beginning, well at least to the 14th century, around the time that Korea started to gain the name "The Hermit Kingdom"
    "By the late fourteenth century, a period began in Korea that saw it literally freeze in time, earning it the apt description of "Hermit Kingdom"
    ... Confucius taught the Koreans the value of position and relations. He stressed that humans are bound by duty and family and that education is a worthy goal in and of itself. Confucius taught that one looks to the past for solutions to present-day problems and that interpretation of laws and rules depends on the situation at the time"
    Having lived here for 4 years, I can honestly say that this all still rings true for Korea and her philosophy, even though she is the fastest growing Christian nation in the world and apparently is the second largest religion in Korea to-date with 20% of the population. Those ideals are most apparent during the holidays like Chu-Seok and when I go out drinking with my brother in law. In-sa is what they call it, and it dominates the family and business which causes me some of my difficulty here at my new school. Sometimes they make silly requests, like I should go to the principal and bow and thank him for letting me have a day off for my Lucy's birth. Maybe it is a matter of opinion it was just ceremony and I could tell by the look on his face, he didn't really give a shit what I do, or when. And looking to the past could be the reason for their questionable stubborn hatred of Japanese and the American Military. Basically the hermit kingdom lived through 500 years of relative peace, creating most of the culture that I have experienced while I have stayed in Korea. Then suddenly, much like the British did with China, the USA forced the Hermit Kingdom to face the reality that is needed to open its door to trade, cause the USA needed the income. A fickle view point and one of the view things that I didn't really appreciate about the book so far was the reference to the Russo-Japanese war of 1904 and the fact that he did not dwell on the Treaty of Peace, Amity, Commerce and Navigation between Chosen (Korea) and the United States of America. (pant, pant) at all. The treaty was Ratified May 22nd, 1882 and the first article clearly states.

    Treaty of Peace, Amity, Commerce and Navigation between Chosen (Korea) and the United States of America.

    Artice I. There shall be perpetual peace and friendship between the President of the United States and the King of Chosen and the citizens and subjects of their respective Governments. If other Powers deal unjustly of opressibely with either Government, the other will exert their good office, on bieing informed of the case, to bring about an amicable arrangement, thus showing their friendly feelings.
    Good Offices pl.n. Beneficial acts performed for another, especially acts performed by a mediator in a dispute.
    This was all forgotten and thrown out the window when the Treaty of Portsmouth was negotiated, and I think it is worthy to mention in the book that the treaty before had clearly states, that the USA does not have to offer military support, but they do have to work in a beneficial manner towards Korea.

    The Treaty of Portsmouth, 1905 - September 5, 1905

    Article II The Imperial Russian Government, acknowledging that Japan possesses in Korea paramount political, military and economical interests engages neither to obstruct nor interfere with measures for guidance, protection and control with the Imperial Government of Japan may find necessary to take in Korea...
    Just like that, President Theodore Roosevelt mediated the treaty which gave Japan sole and unhindered control of what most considered a backwards nation, and to top it off he received a Noble Peace Prize. It would seem to me, that if I was a Korean and a Country that has forcefully opened my doors and made me sign a treaty of relations and trade suddenly and without justification signed me over to another more aggressive foreign power, I would FOREVER bear resentment and continuously question their motives and diplomacy. But such diplomacy is still in place today, NAFTA, illegal Lumber tariffs, illegal steel tariffs. I am slowly beginning to realize why so many hate the USA and it's devilishly one-sided foreign policy. To quote Gordon once again so I can point out why I have some problems with his book.
    Why would Teddy Roosevelt, with his reputation of being fair-minded, agree to this? Partially because of the reputation that Y-Dynasty rulers had made internationally for Korea. By their own choice the Yi rulers had erected an anti-foreign (what about the treaty of 1882?), closed atmosphere that repelled outsiders(except the USA) and gave the world the impression – correct or not – that Korea was a backward, ignorant country, little more than a province of China,(China was the Country that forced the 1882 treaty, so they could strength their eastern flank against Japan) incapable of governing itself or, for that matter, of handling its own affairs without causing harm
    Will the history books write the same about Afghanistan and Iraq?
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    Frustration - 9/19/2006 8:25:33 PM
    ~ I had a post all written and ready to go on my computer at work, when out of the blue they decided to format my computer and install and English OS on the computer. I would complain, but I learnt long ago to always back things up, actually sometimes the computers in the classrooms can be quite fishy, so I often have all my personal files on my USB stick, as well as my lessons, which I also frequently burn onto a CD. ~Even with all that preparation, some days nothing works and I have to try and do a class freestyle, the glory of it is, I have done the same 7 lessons at all my schools, just for the sole fact that I have never been at the same school for more than 6months (4 months of actual working time). Even during the open classes (teacher assessment class) I have taught the same lessons, but this time I think I need to rethink my laziness and come up with a killer lesson. It seems that the EPIK is in its dying year and that next year there is great potential that some teachers might be axed, at least that is what is running around the rumor mill and I have nothing to support it, regardless, it is about time I added a new lesson to my plan. My post was going to be a complaint about having to work 5 classes in one day, something I have not done yet, but now that I am at one school they are starting to give me the workload of a regular teacher. I know I shouldn't really whine about it and try and dispel the mythos that foreigners working in Korea get a free ride, but it is mostly growing pains. Either way my fifth class was cancelled cause the third grade teacher is behind in the English book and needs to get the students ready for the midterms, so I had my regular 4 classes. Then I was going to complain about the PIFF website not being updated and that the clock is ticking to the opening day, October 9th but the site was just updated today, finally! Now I can't complain. I didn't get a good long look at the list, but one movie did stick out and excited me quite a bit. The Boss of it All by Lars Von Trier, who did the TV show The Kingdom, which was fantastic, spooky and very well acted, and then Stephen King butchered it and try to make it his own. I guess I have to learn to contain my frustration more and more, cause to be honest the more tolerant I become at home to the demands of having two children, the more intolerant I am outside. Seen Men In Tree's yet? The second episode was hilarious, had a dog with a raccoon skin on it to pass off as a real Raccoon, tooooo funny.
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    Asian Movies - 9/18/2006 11:35:19 AM
    ~ I've recently decided to direct my spending money into acquiring a DVD collection of old Japanese films that I have fawned over, ever since reading James Clavell's Shogun. I would good the book Shogun some credit for leading me to Asia, in fact one simplistic phrase in the book seemed to spark it all off. I will track down the line and quote it, but basically the Samurai Toranaga was preparing for his final military push with a cold wind whipping about him, when some cherry blossoms float by on the breeze, he quickly formulates a Haiku about the beauty and harshness of Japan.
    ~The nobility of the Samurai is something that must appeal to many fans of Asia, Asian movies and to some large degree Hollywood. For instance, most of know that Akria Kurosowa's "Shichinin no samurai" was the unaccredited and unapproved inspiration for Clint Eastwood's 'Magnificent Seven'. This is the movie that I will start with and I will try to acquire the Criterion Edition of this great film, it it is not outrageously expensive like I think it is. I don't have many in my collection yet, but I am proud to say that I have Ritana or The Returner, directed by Takashi Yamazaki and while some of you will want to look at the RottenTomatoes review, I would like to point out that it is absurd for Hollywood critics to criticize or praise an Asian movie, a movie based on other principles then money and commercialism, but rather Machoism and Arrogance, kind of like the Bushido ideals of the Samurai'. Some other greats in my mind that I have been thinking of acquire are, Asumi, Zatochi and of course the immortal Dead or Alive A.K.A. Hanzaisha. Yet I wont limit myself to just Japanese cinema, I have heard a lot of rave about Hero and and interested in seeing this movie, with the hope that it has the same beauty and romanticisms as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had. Can't say I have much interest in following Ang Lee's filmology, but I think I will remain content with his two best, Ice Storm and Crouching tiger...not Brokeback Mountain, although I emailed him to tell him to make a 'fur traders' sequel.
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    Milk and Protests - 9/15/2006 1:08:25 PM
    ~ Sometimes things happen in Korea that are just beyond our control, and I mean 'our' as a reference to most Foreigners who live and work in Korea as teachers. Throughout many cities in Korea the old American Army bases are being abandoned and consolidated into one larger base nearer to Seoul, but still far enough south to be safe from any first strikes by the Norks. Here in Pusan, Camp Haileah is slowly being turned into a park, something that this sprawling concrete jungle could use, a place where you can walk on the grass with bare feet, something I greatly miss.

    But it seems to be coming with a big price; the new proposed area where the base will be built was recently 'attacked' for lack of a better term, but the police and demolition equipment. I have no opinion on the matter, I will leave that to the regurgitates, other then a fear that this hostility that most Koreans all over the country will feel towards the plight of these small farming villages that are being crushed and pulverized will eventually spread and open up that festering wound of animosity that most Koreans still keep hidden under the surface of society. If you want to read about it, look here, this seems to be a good source of info. http://saveptfarmers.org/blog/

    ~Otherwise this is a bit of a candid blog about my wife and I. Lucy came home for the hospital yesterday, and while this was very exciting, I had real hard day at work. Honestly I think most of the blame is mine, it was just me and my personality. You see yesterday our students had a sort of mid-term exam, so all classes were cancelled, so even though I came to work, I didn’t actually have anything to do. So I sat at my desk and brooded, thinking how insensitive it was for them not take a moment and consider my situation.
  • 1. I had no classes
  • 2. My wife just gave birth and was in the hospital
  • 3. I was Extremely, overwhelmingly BORED.
  • So my co-teacher and I had a bad day and our relationship deteriorate quite a bit, but that was yesterday, bygones! So now Lucy is at home, she seems to be very comfortable and has been sleeping pretty much constantly since she got home. When Markley first came home he would cry a lot, he was very hungry in his first two weeks, but I still have not heard Lucy cry, other then a moan once and a while. I slept the whole night, something I never did with Marley when he was wee. Kelly is having some trouble with breastfeeding and has me squeezing the breast pump for hours trying to get the juices flowing. Her nipples are starting to swell up and get sore, but she promised me that this time she would keep at it and not quit breastfeeding early like she did with Marley. In fact I was reading an article last night about breastfeeding (with gross picture) and it seems the WHO recommends that you breastfeed the baby until he/she is 2 years old. That was surprising to read and made me think of that Jim Carrey movie, Me, Myself and Irene and then I wondered about the taste of breast milk. Being a breast man myself, I usually give them a lot of attention when the lights are low and Marley is sleeping, but the idea that something might squirt out while I am playing with the fun bags is slightly disturbing. My co-workers have told me that it is common for the Husbands to drink some of the wives breast milk and claim it is good for their power, but then they also claim eating a dog is good for their power as well. I can't say that I will ever try it, and even if I did, I'm not sure that I would appreciate the wives jubilees like I use to. This morning when I woke up, they seemed to have grown a size and are now quite hard, so I think the pump or Lucy's failed attempt to feed have stimulated her body to produce more and more milk. But I can't type much more, my hand is still cramped from squeezing the pump.
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    My Blue Angel - 9/13/2006 11:20:29 PM
    ~

    "All

    God's angels

    come to us

    disguised."
    - James Russell Lowell


    ~Got to see her this evening at about 7pm, through a window of course, but it was so nice to have minutes alone to talk to her. I hope children can hear and recognize your voice right away, I just really wanted her to know that the voice she heard was her Father, Bodyguard and Slave.
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    Picture - 9/13/2006 12:04:05 AM
    ~

    Lucy


    Here is my little Blue Angel at 7pm, about 3 hours after her birth. She was sucking on her hand, or trying to, hungry little girl. Instincts are quite interesting!



    ~Hope you like the new picture format. I was thinking of using more contrast, but I can't pick good colors to use.
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    • Oh my Gosh!! I am so happy. I am looking at your beautiful daughter and crying with joy. Please send me an updated set of photos of Marley. It has been a while since I have received anything with his beautiful face on it. Lucy ? Smith. I bet Kelly is so happy to have her boy and a girl now. Are you done? Or are you planning for more? - Caroline  (9/14/2006 12:20:26 AM)
    • Yeah I think 2 is enough for us. Her full name is Lucy Jin Smith. She will come home tomorrow and Kelly has recovered remarkable well. - Ed  (9/14/2006 1:19:09 AM)
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    Birth Day - 9/12/2006 11:14:52 PM
    ~ We woke this morning at 8am; everything was already packed up until neat little bundles, one bag to take now, one for later that evening when all the labour was over, and for 3 days from now when Lucy will come. We were at the hospital by 8:30 waiting for the Nurse to actually come on duty, trying not to be to pensive or nervous, I continued to read Bag of Bones, which I had be reading on subway and often kept in my car. ~Last night I drove all over the city during Rush Hour to track down a Dunkin Donuts, while I love living so close to the Sea, I hate that I can't find a donut shop, a good coffee and a subway (sandwich) to save my life near Dadaepo. So last night we had our last rite meal of donuts and Cherry Kool-aid, while in the morning we couldn't stomach anything other than a banana. But, Kelly was happy, she loved the donuts I pick and we laughed about how Marley would be angry that he wasn't here while we ate them. He has been staying at his Aunt's house, since I have only way day off work and Kelly has to stay in the hospital for three days. In fact we dropped him off Sunday night, so all Monday she could rest and not get stressed, my idea of course, my 911 paranoia. Kelly got a call Monday morning from her sister and she was VERY tired, seems Marley went to bed at 10pm and they (the in-laws) were all happy about easy it was to get him to sleep. We warned them. He woke at 3am and started to play in the living room and running around the house having a grand old time, while his Aunt worried about him stayed up and played with until 7am when Marley's Grandpa woke and took over for her. He did it again last night, and it makes me laugh that he is such a devil but I have to take notice of the two sister's personality. You see Kyung Shil (Kelly) will just yell at Marley and make him lie down to sleep, even if he isn't tired. While Kyung Hae will actually play with him...at 3am in the morning. Even though they are in great contrast, both I think are great mothers, with a weakness for children. Anyways, after the Nurse came downstairs and lead Kelly to the labour room, I sat down on the lounge couch, which sucked me into its deep cushions, stealing all the change from my pocket. So there I am rifling through the cushions of the couch digging out change and other* odd items, when the nurse came and told me I could enter the room. Donning the white smock and bathroom slippers, I scuttled into the room, plopped down beside Kelly and waited...and waited...and waited. They had put Kelly on a drip to induce the labour, and when they had first administered it, Lucy's heart had sped up and briefly stopped. She was stressed out and panicky I guess?! So they slowed the drip to a trickle and we waited, well she waited and I read, until about 2 pm when the contractions actually started to kick in. Being the concerned husband I help her hand through it all, but I have to admit I eventually started reading the book some more. The Nurse had strapped a sort of microphone to Kelly's stomach, so they could monitor Lucy's heartbeat and measure the size or force of the contractions. Well, at least she had one part right, she had forgotten to flip on the contraction monitor, and so while Kelly was wincing in pain, she was scratching her head like an idiot. Mo Je??? Nonetheless, the Doctor came around about 3 pm and checked on her. I was asked to wait outside, after a few minutes he came out and said that she was 70% dilated and that it would probably last another 3 hours. The thing is, when Marley was born, the time between the contractions starting and him popping out was so quick they never had time to let me back in the room, so I was a little shocked to hear 3 more hours. Eyeing my book I went back into the curtained area and noticed that Kelly was in quite a bit of pain. She started to yell, I can feel her head, she is down low... Something like that, my Korean isn't that good yet. Quickly a Doctor came and checked her again, said it has begun and that I had to help her into the operation room. Helping a woman with a baby trying to push out between her legs and causing severe amounts of pain, dizziness and nauseous is a heavy burden to bear. But we made it, got her in the stirrups and waiting a whole 3 minutes or so and Kelly let out a blood-curdling scream, grabbing a hold of the oh-shit handles on the table she gave her all she had. Believe this was so quick that the doctor was still scrubbing in and getting his equipment ready. By the time he was in position, Kelly was already ready to give a second push. Yelling like an angry woman she gave a good hard push and then I could see Lucy's head beginning to slowly appear down below. I never got to witness this part with Marley so I was shocked at how blue she was. She looked to me like she was lifeless, she wasn't crying and the Doctor was wrenching her head up and down, and I mean wrenching to get the shoulders out, then as the shoulders made it out, a tidal of blood and what look like water gushed out, Lucy slid out, they cut the cord and began to vigorously slap her back. That's when we heard her first soft cry, a small little wail that brought tears to my eyes and color to her face. It was beautiful to hear her for the first time, to see her protest that Nurses slaps, but once the slapping stopped so did the crying. It wasn't like the movies at all, no crying baby filling the room with wails, no rosy pink baby with some gook on it; instead it was a quiet, little blue angel. After the carted Lucy away, they began to tug out the umbilical cord and the remnants of the placenta (I assume). Plop into the bag it went, quickly weigh and boxed in Styrofoam container and put in storage, to later make its way into some Ajumma's face in an attempt to maintain her fleeting beauty. God, how do Doctors do it, dig this after birth out of a women and then later, consciously inject into someone's face? I'm at home now, back to work tomorrow! Have to say I'm quite distraught that as a Father, I am only allotted one day off work. Not that I am trying to suck my company out of free holiday, well maybe a wee bit, but still, the next 3 days will be hard for my wife, I should be beside her, reading my book. On a side note, she was born at 3:20 pm Tuesday, September 12, 2006. Happy Birth Day my Sweet Blue Angel.
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    Count Down - 9/11/2006 4:16:41 PM
    ~ I am dreading the idea that my daughter might be born on September 11th. It would be like being born on Christmas day or New Years day, yeah not really a fitting analogy and I'm not trying to be insensitive, but you get the idea. Personally I love my birthday, even the day I was born the 13th has always been my lucky number. To have such a tragedy overshadow your birthday is just depressing.

    ~And there will always be someone out there who will mention it on her birthday (if it is) stabbing a jagged knife through her fun and excitement. Hopeful my Wife has taken my advice and slept all day, I forbade her from doing anything but sleeping, we even took Marley to the Sister-in-laws so should could rest before and after the birth. Instead I get a phone call from her saying she just cleaned the balcony. Women. Well I would just like to close with a link to a site that debunks some of the popular conspiracy theories, so open your mind and take in an alternative view. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
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    Back in the Saddle - 9/11/2006 12:00:22 AM
    ~ The Glog is back in action after a year sebatical. Keep an eye out in the next two - three days for pictures of our newest member Lucy. ~Nothing else to say.
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    • Cool site. Good luck with your new baby. You and your wife must be really enjoying life. Congrats. - Dave  (9/12/2006 11:40:38 AM)
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    Read Carefully - 10/17/2005 4:59:32 PM
    ~ First there is Who Represents?, a database for
    agencies to the rich and famous:

    http://www.whorepresents.com

    Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where
    programmers can exchange advice and views:

    http://www.expertsexchange.com

    Looking for a pen? Look no further than PenIsland:

    http://www.penisland.net

    Need a therapist? Try:

    http://www.therapistfinder.com

    Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based
    in New South Wales:

    http://www.molestationnursery.com ~I hope you got the jokes, if not look again...pabo ya'
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    Get rid of them - 10/12/2005 12:14:29 PM
    ~ Korean Crackdown #3098

    Kick them out and hope that they never comeback is the only solution. I am going on 4 years here in Korea and the last thing I need is more Koreans hating me. I like how we are creating a bad names for ourselves, soon Canadian travellers will be regarded with the same malice as Korean travellers around the world.

    ~Canadian teachers caught in S. Korean crackdown Nearly 50 English teachers from Canada have been detained, deported or investigated on allegations of visa fraud in South Korea, a country seeking to purge itself of young Westerners increasingly regarded as unqualified, unruly and unwelcome. Long a magnet for foreigners drawn to working overseas, Korea has arrested hundreds of them in the past couple of weeks. Immigration officials have been rounding up dozens of teachers at their homes, work, or at the airports. While as many as 10,000 foreigners legally teach the language at private English schools in Korea, the nation's media have been full of exposés about teachers with dubious credentials. Many of the foreign teachers, if not most, are Canadian. Many teachers say Korean officials and unscrupulous recruiters have long tolerated, even encouraged, the illegal activity. Some Canadian teachers are worried that they, too, could end up in prison. "I wish we could tell exactly how much trouble we are in," a 30-year-old Canadian teacher said in a phone interview from Kwangju, Korea, on Friday. "The idea of me being locked up and handcuffed and fed grog is ridiculous. They say what we're doing is criminal, but it doesn't feel that way." The woman, who is from B.C., said she arrived on a spousal visa, but was enticed into teaching English illegally to supplement her husband's income. Her husband, a legal instructor, said Korea's response is out of proportion to the situation. "We are all teaching children how to sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, and ABC," hesaid, adding that he believes more than 150 Canadians doing this type of work have been arrested. The couple -- who, like several other Canadians interviewed, asked not to be identified -- say they are contemplating a "midnight run" out of Korea, and complain that the local embassy has not done enough for jailed friends. "The whole situation is totally inhumane -- I've heard of 70 [foreign teachers] being put in a room with capacity for only 30 or 40," the wife said. "It's not like they were dealing drugs or running guns." Canada's Foreign Affairs Department says there are limitations to what it can do. It has officially logged about 50 English-teacher cases in the past two weeks: 35 have been deported, five are awaiting deportation and the rest under investigation. "It's clear that the South Koreans are enforcing their laws in a recent wave that began as little as two weeks ago," the Foreign Affairs parliamentary secretary, Dan McTeague, said from Ottawa. The Liberal MP warned Canadians in Korea to "make sure their credentials conform to the rigours of the law. If they don't, they are strongly advised to rethink continuing in that setting." Many of the arrests of foreigners have followed that of a Korean man who is accused of selling fake diplomas. Many Canadians who tried to establish teaching credentials by buying fake university degrees are worried that their names have been handed over to the authorities. One Canadian, who has taught legally in Korea for nine years and helps run an Internet message board for expatriates, is telling affected colleagues that the wisest course of action is to surrender. "There are some people that freak out and say, 'I better get out of Dodge' -- and then they get nailed at the airport," he said. Given that Korean authorities are believed to have an inch-thick dossier on illegal English teachers, he urged his compatriots to go a different route. "If you turn yourself in, immigration tends to take a more lenient thinking." Like many Canadians interviewed, he said that Koreans have an innate xenophobia that has hardened of late. "There has been a definite change in the way we're being perceived in the last nine or 10 months," he said. "Before, it was, 'Please speak me English.' Now, it's 'Get out of my country, white devils.' " Visa frauds go on in just about every country, but Korea's clampdown has been lent a sense of urgency by highly publicized accounts of immorality by young foreigners. Reports of marijuana and cocaine busts have long tended to feature Westerners -- including five Canadian teachers who were arrested two years ago. But more recent events have led to a furor. An unknown English teacher in Korea used the Internet to post what amounted to a how-to guide for seducing Korean women. Then, two English teachers from Cape Breton, N.S., made the headlines for breaking a local man's jaw in a bar brawl. They spent 40 days in jail and were ordered to pay $30,000 (U.S.) in a form of restitution known locally as "blood money." And lately, Korean TV has aired segments painting English teachers as inept, unqualified foreigners who frequently lie about their credentials. "People basically think all foreign teachers are drunks and molesters who can't get a job back home," said the teacher who helps run the Internet board for expats.
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    • Paints a real rosy picture, doesn't it? I saw the major tide turning back when Americans began being xenophobic when the American Army ran over the Korean girl back a couple years ago. Now pressures from the inside to expand their business internally without the help of western influence seems to be the priority. If you think about it, they've been occupied by western forced since the Korean war. They're tired of it, for whatever reason and taking it out on the largest foreign community in Korea. Teachers. And come on, they aren't too far off with some of the stereotypes. Many teachers with proper credentials left home to escape with only a degree in hand that has nothing to do with preparing them for teaching. Many others are treated so poorly, we come in acting jaded and standoffish. Not only that, but we do stand up for ourselves publicly, which is taboo to do in front of superiors, where it is rude to stare them back in the eye when being reamed out. At the end of the day, we are foreign. We will get the brunt of being a visible minority for some time, just like it has been back in North America for years with non-caucasian ethnicities. Why should it be different here? Did we expect everyone to worship us because we were different and automatically came in with a revered respect of being 'teacher'? I think we do. I also think it's not the entire population that's turning, it's just those looking for some sort of scape goat. I've always had a great time in Korea and have made a lot of great Korean friends and contacts throughout my many stays there. I only taught once, but when you go back and see the country from another angle, away from the constant stress and high expectations, its actually pretty relaxing and quite an enjoyable experience with some of the nicest people in the world... you just have to be genuinely nice and genuinely interested in them in return. - Brandon  (10/27/2005 2:49:18 PM)
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    T.V. - 9/25/2005 12:06:30 PM
    ~ Oh ho ho ho. Went to the Uriyeong Bullfights last week at Bexco with the family and it seems that we were on TV.

    This morning we got a call from a friend saying she was watching SBS yesterday when she say Kelly, Marley and I sitting in the bleachers at the bullfights. ~I was getting a little country that day, I miss the Calgary Stampede you see. The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth' So I settle for some bullfights. And apparently we weren't on the TV program just once, but three times. The camaera kept panning back to us... My small claim to fame.
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    • i think you have way too much stuff on one page...i have dsl but it still takes forever to load. - jimmy  (9/26/2005 6:22:34 AM)
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    A short Letter to a Friend - 9/9/2005 2:11:02 PM
    ~ Dear Alcohol,

    First and foremost, let me tell you I am a huge fan of yours. As my
    friend you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
    cocktail, a beer at the game and you're even around during the
    holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we are stuck in
    the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I have been
    wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe you have my
    best interests at heart, I feel your influence has led t o some unwise
    consequences:


    1.Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,
    I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or
    necessity should take place after 2am. Why would you make me call
    those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not
    want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

    2.Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest
    that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with
    cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE and topped off with a
    Kit Kat bar after a few sweet chilli and sour cream Old Dutch chips??)
    I am an eclectic eater BUT I think you went too far this time.

    3.Clumsiness: Unless you are subtly trying to tell me I need to do
    more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue
    home by causing me to fall down. It is completely unnecessary, and the
    black and blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day
    are beyond me. Similarly, it should NEVER take me more than 45
    seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

    4.Furthermore, the hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
    ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
    debauchery may be in order but the 3 pm hangover immobility is
    completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the
    proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, advil
    gel caps) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen
    floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in n o
    way interfere with my daily activities.


    Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for many years now and would
    like to ensure we remain on good terms. You have been the invoker of
    great stories, the provocation for much laughter and the needed
    companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my
    pockets.

    In order to continue this friendship, I ask you carefully review my
    grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an
    answer no later than Thursday 3 pm (pre happy hour) on your possible
    solutions and hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.



    Thank you,

    Your absolutely biggest fan on earth.



    ~P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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    Whoa, so sorry - 9/2/2005 11:53:24 AM
    ~ Well after two weeks of train in Chung Ju, I have now become a middle school teacher in Gimhae. I have found myself with alot of time on my hands and I actually install MSN on the computers here.

    You see, I like the sound of my inner voice, but I hate the inane chatter that goes on in MSN, its like the phone, I rather send msgs, they are quick and to the point.

    But I have time on my hands, maybe a little too much, but I will coup. Shit, I finish work at 4:30 everyday, never in my life have I had such a sweet schedule. Shit on Pagoda, this is the best job I have had so far.
    ~Oh this is an example of --->Korean not Corean ignorance.. THe kid has been eating paint chips. She seroulsy looks like a tard. Its too bad, for the piece of shit that she is a tard. Coulnt have happened to a nicer fucking foreigner. - COREA (8/24/2005 8:00:00 PM) To Mr Han Guk, if you think I give a shit about what you have so beligerantly have to say, you are wrong. In fact I assume you are some dumb ass foreigner yourself, posing as a Korea. The world is full of pathetic people, but the last think my SON is, is a tard. And I'm sure everyone who reads this agrees when I say that your comments make YOU look like a tard.
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    Thunderstruck - 8/2/2005 1:38:48 PM
    ~ Did anyone experience that Thunder Storm last night? At exactly 4:32am the Thunder was so loud it woke me and set off all the neighborhood car alarms at once. ~It was like a Sonic boom! Amazingly loud!
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    • hey why no postings? - anonymous coward  (8/21/2005 7:38:49 PM)
    • I am a dipshit that leaves dipshit comments. - COREA  (8/24/2005 8:00:00 PM)
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    Baby Models - 7/19/2005 3:17:19 PM
    ~ Marley has gone on to stage 2 on a baby modelling contest..
    Story below... ~If you have read my site for a substantially longer time then once, you will have noticed this strange fascination the Wife and I have with our Son. Actually, it is bordering on psychotic and I have been thinking of seeking some help. In fact, about 4 months ago we took him to a photo studio to have his pictures taken and then sent off to a modeling agency competition. We followed Marley’s progress for weeks and then we forgot about it for a couple days for some reason I have forgotten. When we finally did check it again it had turned out that Marley had won, and we had missed our window of opportunity to go to Seoul for part II of the contest. Last week we entered those same pictures into yet another baby contest and yet again Marley won. This time though we made the trip to Seoul so Marley could have a camera test. We awoke at 6am to prepare snacks and Marley for the trip. By 7:30 we were in the car and on the way to the subway station. Finally, at 8:30 we were at Busan Station waiting to board the KTX. Our train left at 8:45 bound for Seoul. I should note that my wife made the traveling plans and in fact we did not have to be at the MBC building until 2:30pm. Since we had taken the express KTX we arrived in Seoul at 11:15 and had a looooong wait before we needed to be there. We drank coffee, lots of coffee, eventually I was so full of coffee I had to get free of the Seoul Station, it was sucking the life from me. So we went to the MBC building through rush hour traffic in Seoul, which seems to be 18 hours a day talking us almost an hour. 1:00pm we arrived at MBC and made our way to the auditioning area, where we were promptly told to wait, in a room, with no A/C, full of yelling screaming children! It was enough to make we want to get back on the KTX for another trip home, but I withheld my frustration and I took Marley outside to play, where it was cooler, literally. The hour past excruciatingly slow and we made our way back upstairs for the 2 pm camera tests, which turned out to be the time for all the out-of-town babies, so the room wasn’t as full as before and the A/C was working, just buried under a mountain of diapers and baby bags. The camera test began at 2:20 and ended at 2:23. I traveled so far, put up with so much for 3 fucking minutes in front of a camera with my son! Then they told us that they will post the winners on Tuesday and we should be ready to come back to Seoul on Thursday. Our desire for our son to be a model is dwindling, but my wife is determined and even though today they told us to wait until Wednesday for notice, she is still willing to go to Seoul on one days notice, with her sister… I have to work! Thank God! After the camera test we went to Lotte World. The lines were at a 90 min wait and all the kiddy rides (2 of them) didn’t allow adults to come aboard. So we paid 60 bucks to walk around a shitty amusement park in a shitty mall, in a shitty city for 3 hours. We got back on the train and went home. 11pm we walked and crashed until the next afternoon. I am still exhausted from the trip and I don’t envy my wife if she has to go again on Thursday. Still I will keep you all informed…. That was funny, there are none of you, I have zero readership as of this month. :(
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    • Hey Ed! WOW! that's great about the modeling, i'm sure your wife's so proud!!! you never know, he'll be on Arirang as a newscaster one day or even his generation's pop sensation! marwan's growing well, but poor baby's exhausted from all the travel. hope the heat's not too bad there in pusan. peace, somy - Somy  (7/29/2005 1:19:37 PM)
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    Freedom of Speech - 7/19/2005 2:51:03 PM
    ~ On the Education Guardian site there is an article about the conditions of teaching in Korea and the recent Immigration crackdowns and Union ideas.
    ~ If you attended the EFL conference or if you frequent any Korean discussion boards then I am sure you aware of the situation and the on-going discussion of "What can we do?" You see the problem is the bad apples in the group, all foreigners are lumped into one large cohesive category, meaning that if one person does something wrong, then we all did it. A few weeks ago and article appeared in the Korea Times about how "Koreans Ignorant of other Cultures" and it seems to me that this is the main reason why we have this group mentality towards foreigners. Plus the fact that we are working within an imperfect system and we often face unintentional discrimination doesn’t help to improve the experience for Foreigners and our outward tolerance. In fact since I started teaching adults I have grown to appreciate a lot the finer points of Korean culture that I use to hate, because know I understand the logic or reasoning behind it. For example Television shapes this society to such a degree that whatever bad publicity foreigners see on TV they believe it and react accordingly. When the "English Spectrum" scandal broke this prompted Immigration to step forward and make an unprecedented amount of arrest in Busan and other cities for the sole sake of gain notoriety and support. At the same time they were telling us [EFL-law conference] that any form of a Union would be dealt with expeditiously and squashed, citing they would not allow the formation of a Union that could contain illegal workers. Without giving us a chance, they automatically assume that any attempt so protect our rights would involve some form of illegal activity or illegal members. I have piped up about this after the Conference stating that more sources were needed for foreigners and if we could get them the information they could deal with the problems. No one liked the idea of having brochures in the arrivals terminal for all newcomers and foreigners to Korea didn’t seem progressive enough. But considering the reverent hostility we will face, it is an acceptable move towards improvement. None-the-less, media attention in the U.K. will help the cause of protection our rights and as the immigration cracks down on us teachers to ensure quality and legality we should have the equal amount of power to pressure them to make sure that our bosses and sponsors are following their rulebook. Sometimes even the big chains get into the thick of things. The Adult Language Institute Pagoda is facing some serious fines for its 'illegal' outsourcing program. The company willingly hired teachers for company work that is illegal since immigration requires the workplace to be registered as a classroom through the Ministry of Education. Well companies of course can't bother, or else they do so and hire their own qualified teachers. Pagoda of course just went in for the quick cash and tried to fly under the radar. That might attribute to all the foreigners caught and fired here last month. Also in response to the Ignorance Article published, a foreigner in Seoul had this knee-jerk reaction in response. Does she know that a Korean wrote the article? S Korea 'more hostile' for foreign staff
    S Korea 'more hostile' for foreign staff Teachers organise to counter poor treatment and a tarnished image, reports Liz Ford. Friday June 24, 2005 Guardian Weekly English-language teachers in South Korea are to set up a national union to counter a backlash against foreign workers. Last month delegates at a conference organised by Asian EFL Journal, attended by some 400 teachers, agreed to press ahead with "long overdue" plans to establish a union in order to protect teachers' rights. The union would be the first of its kind for English language teachers in the country. An official from the ministry of labour told Learning English that any foreigners working in the country legally had the right to unionise. English teachers who work on government education programmes are already entitled to join the union for native Korean teachers, although applying can be a long process. The move has been prompted by recent attacks on the profession in Korea. A documentary that portrayed English teachers as lazy and unqualified, broadcast on national television earlier this year, coupled with salacious comments about where to meet Korean women, discovered on the talkboards(forums) of a website specifically for English teachers - Englishspectrum.com - caused widespread consternation in the local press and sparked an online petition to keep foreigners out of the country. This was followed in March by the high-profile arrest of two Canadian teachers who were jailed and later deported following a fight outside a bar in Seoul. One of the Canadian teachers was believed to be working in the country illegally. The Korean government has been on a mission to expel illegal foreign workers for some time. Although the justice ministry denies there is a renewed crackdown, there does seem to be a more concerted effort to clean up the ELT sector, with raids on schools and the arrest of owners and teachers. Four Korean recruiters were recently fined up to $10,000 for employing illegal teachers. And in March, police raided 28 English language schools in the southern city of Pusan and arrested their owner for employing unqualified teachers who were working in the country on tourist visas. Some of the teachers were believed to be from Russia and Turkey who were being passed off as native English teachers. Official figures put the number of English teachers working legally in Korea at 7,800, but the number of those working without the necessary papers is believed to be significant. The government would not speculate, but two years ago the Korea Times put the figure at close to 20,000. An increase in the number of hagwon - privately run schools - set up in the country over the past 10 years to meet the growing demand for English language lessons has been partly blamed for the rise in illegal workers. Owners of some of these schools regularly flout labour and immigration laws, turning a blind eye to standards and employing foreigners without visas and, in some cases, with fake qualifications. "The sector is totally unregulated, and that's the problem," says Tom Davidson, who runs the EFL-law.com website, which offers legal advice to English teachers working in Asia. "The idea is that everyone should have a recognised Tefl certificate, but [the government] just can't get it off the ground," he says, adding: "Anyone can set up a school, any time. The owner doesn't have to know anything about teaching; they just need a licence." Caroline Linse, an associate professor at Sookmyung Women's University in Seoul, worries that this lack of regulation could be putting young pupils at risk from teachers who might not have undergone background checks. Criminal checks are run on teachers applying to work on government teaching programmes, and some recruiting firms outside the country will investigate applicants' backgrounds, but few private schools appear to do the same. Linse says the sector should be more demanding. "Anyone working with children should have the appropriate background check. People need a commitment to teach children. My concern is not a lot of people are talking about the issue." While moves to clean up the industry have been largely welcomed by the EFL community, which believes it will ensure quality, it has also brought into focus the lack of rights afforded to teachers working in the country legally. The attacks on the profession do not appear to have deterred teachers from working in the country, but there are concerns that forcing schools to uphold standards could have a negative impact on them. According to EFL-law.com, more than 20 teachers a week have serious contractual disputes with their employees, while a further 50 to 70 encounter minor problems. "The most urgent thing is dismissal," says Davidson, who is one of the teaching union organisers. "As soon as someone is dismissed they have to leave Korea, so you can't fight for your rights." He believes a national union for English teachers would go some way to address these problems. "It's not a pay issue. Everyone agrees that everyone who comes here is aware of what the pay is. It's just to protect their rights." Despite the challenges, however, Davidson would still recommend working in Korea, although he advises teachers to visit the country first to assess the schools and the jobs on offer before signing a contract. The debate comes as the Korean government tries to increase the number of native English teachers in the country. According to reports in the Korea Times, the government wants to recruit more than 900 teachers in the capital alone to boost language learning in schools. It is also keen to encourage more "English villages" (all-English activity centres), which give students full immersion teaching.
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    Busan Rock Festival - 7/15/2005 2:02:42 PM
    ~ The Rock Festivalis around the corner and soon the wild man inside of me will be unleashed once again on the innocent world of Dadaepo Beach!!!

    MUWHAHAHAHAHA. If you are reader and are going to be there, TELL ME, lets pound a beer or two.

    Nerds? NNNNNEEEEERRRRDDDSSSS!!!!!

    Here's the information.

    ~8. 5(금-Friday) (This will be the day to go!!!!) 미스터펑키 Mr. Funky (한국-Korean) 왓 What (한국-Korean) 글램 Glam (한국-Korean) 크라잉 넛 Crying Nut (한국-Korean)Back at the Rock Festival after a two-year (Army) hiatus. 리치 코첸 Richie Kotzen (미국_American)(Ex-Poison guitarist) 파워맨 5000 Powerman 5000 (미국-American)(Heard of, but never heard) 8. 6(토-Saturday) 스키조 Schizo (한국-Korean) 바셀린 Vassline (한국-Korean) 예레미 Jeremy (한국-Korean) 도메인 Domain (독일-German) 크래쉬 Crash (한국-Korean) 8. 7(일-Sunday) 쥬드 Jude (한국-Korean) 카리유시 Kariyushi (일본-Japanese) 왈츠 엘레지 Waltz Elegy (일본-Japanese) 트레블러스 Travellers (일본-Japanese) 피아 Pia (한국-Korean) 스테란코 Steranko (영국-British) 윤도현 밴드 Yoon Band (한국-Korean)
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    Daum Blog - 7/14/2005 1:44:41 PM
    ~ Can you read Korean? If so there is a Korea blog that sourced me today, incorrectly!
    한편, 선풍기로 인한 사망 사건이 가능하다고 주장하는 외국인도 있다. 학원 강사로 활동하고 있는 외국인 블로거 금비(Gumbi)는 자신의 블로그에서 “나도 처음에는 선풍기로 인해 사람이 죽을 수 있다는 것을 믿지 않았다”면서 “그러나 한국에서 살다보니 선풍기로 인해 사람이 죽을 수도 있다는 것을 알게 됐다”고 말했다.


    While that is my opinion, they forgot to add that I believe it was only possible under ideal conditions. i.e. alcohol, closed door, sleeping on the floor and the presence of Fauna.

    Below you will find his link and my old link, besides it is summer again and the string of unexplainable deaths will begin to plague Korea and her people! ~Yun Cho Blog Fan Death Expose
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    Blog-o-Status - 7/13/2005 2:36:20 PM
    ~ I've been scolded, I've become a bit of blogebrity. I got any interesting link on my last post and upon reading it I will was quite impressed. This fellow has some very funny articles and none more so then the one that takes a pot shot at me and other bloggers.

    No problem, all my bitches don't mind your slander. Anyways give this a read and then go read the article about the 5 worst movies everyone loves.

    And on a site note, your website was the first step in the evolution of the Blogosphere –(how you like that one) and as such you are partly responsible for that which you hate so much.

    P.S. My site is a Glog not a Blog.
    ~:)
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    Beaches - 7/12/2005 1:32:10 PM
    ~ Make sure you don't get ripped off this summer when you area at the beaches in Busan.

    Here is the low down on the cost:

  • * Haeundae Beach and Songjeong Beach
    Beach Umbrella Rental . 3,000 won per day
    Tube Rental, 2,000 won per day

  • * Gwanganlli Beach :
    Beach Umbrella Rental , 5,000 won per day.
    Tube Rental , 3,000 won per day.


  • * Songdo Beach
    Beach Umbrella Rental, 5,000 won per day
    Tube Rental, 3,000 won per day


  • * Dadaepo Beach
    Beach Umbrella Rental, 3,000 won per day
    Tube Rental, 2,000 won per day




  • ~So when you go to the beach, don't be fooled when they tell you it is 10,000 so sit under an umbrella. Tell them that you know the real price and you will go to the nearest dong-office and file a complaint about his prices. Of course if it is a busy day, like most August weekends, you probably wont even get near and umbrella. But like G.I. Joe says. Knowing is half the battle
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    Parents and Children - 7/12/2005 1:22:28 PM
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    Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent

  • Carl Jung 1875-1961


  • ~So the torture begins. This Saturday we will be going to Seoul for Marley's first-ever audition. Supposedly he has to do some Stupid Human trick and the wife and I have no idea what it should be. I thought maybe how quickly he can eat a banana, or how cute he is when he is sleeping, but I was told that it was unrealistic and I should get my act together. Any ideas?
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    • Ed, Get him to chew some gum, pick his nose, or scratch his ass or head in contemplation. Maybe the moonwalk? Walk like an Egyptian? Sitting at a table turning sahm-gyuhp-sahl? ;p Hell, I don't know... - 드웨인  (7/13/2005 9:04:01 PM)
    • we've been thinking about it, and our plan is to get him to produce one of his regularly stinky fecal matter.... Really we have no idea, maybe because of his age he won't need a talent. - Gumbi  (7/14/2005 1:59:37 PM)
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    Srilankian RatMonkey - 7/9/2005 3:46:49 PM
    ~ this looks like the Rat Monkey for Peter Jacksons Masterpeice "Daed Alive"
    I kick ass for the LORD
    ~In Britain and Australia it was released under a different title, but that doesn't matter! I found out the title name==BrainDead Anyways the picture above IS a real dog and apparently it won the ugliest dog contest! Here is the Rat Monkey I was referring to.
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    My Sentiments Exact - 7/6/2005 12:56:51 PM
    ~ It almost seems like I wrote this! ~
    [For Better Busan] Part V Spatial Culture Monday 5 16, 2005, 8:04 The foundation of the city Busan originated since Korean War and it has nothing to do with city planning. Busan was formed regardless of people's will and then it expanded only according to development logic. In terms of quality of life and environment, the standard of Busan is inferior to its economic level. Urban space should be newly changed through independent cultural perspective. - Busan's urban environment Busan people live next to the sea but they forget that fact because they are surrounded by piers and factories. The outward appearance of the city is almost like ugly objects. For strangers' eye Busan looks like a mass of concrete. There are high rises in the mountainside and on the beach and has no unique skyline. It is because of unconsidered establishment of apartment. Apartments mar the beauty of the city. The function of the city produced only blocked buildings at the society which has priority on capitalistic commercial value. People move from building to building, and outside space of the city centers on the function of the traffic. Street signs do not have unity, footpaths are narrow, a plan for afforestation and resting places is lacking, and it is difficult to find unity in the urban elements. - Master plan for the City Identity First one should know the characteristics, identity or value of Busan and arouse sympathy among people about what really needs for the development of Busan. In terms of population and industrial structure of Busan it is natural to have general city design and master plan. For city planning, collecting active opinions of local citizens as well as various cultural experts is important.
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    • Strolling along the revamped esplanade in Haeundae this morning, it's clear that the city planners CAN come up with pleasant urban spaces when the situation calls for it (read 'APEC'). However, the older section of the esplanade (repared with slabs of sublimely attractive grey concrete after Typhoon Maemi) is testament to the "done dirt cheap" attitude that's led the development of the city. Never fails bring back fond memories of the no-frills eyesores of Eastern Europe's Communist architecture... - Adam  (7/9/2005 4:15:50 PM)
    • As no thrills as Eastern European is, it still has a sense of history, there is a story and a history behing the dull gray drabness that you see when in the cities. In Korea it is not because the country is desperately poor or rebuilding atop the rubble of its old cities. Korea started from scratch after the Korean war and the Economy is the third largest in Asia. One of the "Tigers of Asia" so they say. - Gumbi  (7/9/2005 4:43:26 PM)
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    Marley's Model Pictures - 7/3/2005 2:15:40 PM
    ~ Pictures from Marley's latest photoshoot are below. ~
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    • Love the 'petanque with apples' thing!^^ - Adam  (7/3/2005 9:48:47 PM)
    • Im a little angry that they let his messy hair go by unnoticed! But they are cute pictures. - Gumbi  (7/6/2005 12:58:54 PM)
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    Canada Day - 7/3/2005 1:50:11 PM
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    Happy Canada Day

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    Canada Day Background On June 20, 1868, a proclamation signed by the Governor General, Lord Monck, called upon all Her Majesty's loving subjects throughout Canada to join in the celebration of the anniversary of the formation of the union of the British North America provinces in a federation under the name of Canada on July 1st. The July 1 holiday was established by statute in 1879, under the name Dominion Day. There is no record of organized ceremonies after this first anniversary, except for the 50th anniversary of Confederation in 1917, at which time the new Centre Block of the Parliament Buildings, under construction, was dedicated as a memorial to the Fathers of Confederation and to the valour of Canadians fighting in the First World War in Europe. The next celebration was held in 1927 to mark the Diamond Jubilee of Confederation. It was highlighted by the laying of the cornerstone by the Governor General of the Confederation Building on Wellington Street and the inauguration of the Carillon in the Peace Tower. Since 1958, the government has arranged for an annual observance of Canada's national day with the Secretary of State of Canada in charge of the coordination. The format provided for a Trooping the Colours ceremony on the lawn of Parliament Hill in the afternoon, a sunset ceremony in the evening followed by a mass band concert and fireworks display. Another highlight was Canada's Centennial in 1967 when Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II attended the celebrations with Parliament Hill again being the backdrop for a large scale official ceremony. The format changed in 1968 with the addition of multicultural and professional concerts held on Parliament Hill including a nationally televised show. Up until 1975, the focus of the celebrations, under the name "Festival Canada", was held in the National Capital Region during the whole month of July and involved numerous cultural, artistic and sport activities, as well as municipalities and voluntary organizations. The celebration was cancelled in 1976 but was reactivated in 1977. A new formula was developed in 1980 whereby the National Committee (the federal government organization charged with planning Canada's Birthday celebrations) stressed and sponsored the development of local celebrations all across Canada. "Seed money" was distributed to promote popular and amateur activities organized by volunteer groups in hundreds of local communities. The same approach was also followed for the 1981 celebrations with the addition of fireworks displays in 15 major cities across the nation. On October 27, 1982, July 1st which was known as "Dominion Day" became "Canada Day". Since 1985, Canada Day Committees are established in each province and territory to plan, organize and coordinate the Canada Day celebrations locally. Grants are provided by the Department to those committees.
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    Firms use Wrong Slogans - 6/30/2005 10:41:07 AM
    ~ Hahaha, this breaks my melon collie mood!!!



    The best part is all the comments that are popping up on the Korea Times website.
    Many Koreans emphasize proper pronunciation only. They get tired of learning or reviewing grammar very easily. They seem to forget that even in their own language they have to be attentive to the rules in order to communicate correctly. I think pronunciation should not be the top priority. Koreans should be able to understand English regardless of who (native or non-native) speaks it.


    Someone just figured this out!?! I`ve been telling everyone I meet for the past 25 years - but will anything be done about it? How hard can it be to ask a native speaker for some help? Just too damn cheap to pay for it!
    ~Firms Use Wrong Slogans(Korea Times) Honestly, I strongly agree with the second comment. I was looking at some books to buy for Marley, and one of the book I looked at was Pinocchio. The book was so full of grammatik errors I couldn't stop myself from complaining to the bookstore owner. It was part of a set of fairytale books. I took the email address down and I sent them an email logging all the errors and the approprate corrections, as a sort of a gimme. I still haven't heard back from them! Not suprised.
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    Azaleas - 6/27/2005 4:18:45 PM
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    If you would go,
    Tiring of me,
    Nothing will I say.


    I shall pick azaleas
    At Yaksan, Yungbyun,
    And deck the path you tread.

    Tread gently
    On my azaleas
    Where the path is decked.

    If you would go,
    Tiring of me
    No cry shall you hear of mine.

    (Translation are abundant on the Internet, but this is the one that I liked the most, is expresses my mood lately; Melancholy)
    ~If you are wondering, this is a poem written my Kim, So Wol, a businessman and a poet who lived during Japanese colonial rule. He was born in 1902 and as mentioned lived in Korea during colonial rule; he liked to write poetry that represented what he felt were the characteristics of Korea. Sadly he committed suicide after his business failed in 1934; I will continue to look for more information to post. This poem 'Azaleas' is his most famous poem and there are many, MANY different translations and an essay on how you can interpret this poem in different forms, but one thing that seems to hold true is the view point is that of a womans. But this is one of the main characteristics of poetry, the ability to interpret the meaning to our mood or feeling. For instance this poem speaks of an unwilling good-bye and that the person has accepted the lost as admirable as possible. Here is the Korean text just incase. Korean Perspectives on Poetry Translating Korean Poetry Both of these essay are written by Brother Anthony, of Taize (An Sonjae) of Sogang University, Seoul
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    • I am visiting this site for the last time. I have been a faithful reader and Jude has never seen this site. Yet, you announce her birthday and blah blah blah, but my loyalty is thrown aside. When you came to visit here, she saw you for a few hours and left for Mike's cottage becasue she has her priorities. I accomodated your family happily. When she bad mouths you, I set her straight (which she still does). I give up, Caroline OUT.......... - Caroline  (6/30/2005 5:24:08 AM)
    • My apologies, I will try to remebdy this. - Gumbi  (6/30/2005 10:20:41 AM)
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    Happy Place - 6/23/2005 11:57:32 PM
    ~ Nothing to interesting at the moment, just cleaning up the post folder, so I'm going to fill this post with junk. First I would like to start with a little motivational speech for my readers.
    ~All week I have been climbing like mad, training and hiking up the Hwang-rang Mountain to get the fat slimmed down. Sometimes I see odd things on my hike to the gym, like this truck that rolled backwards down the hill, through a brick wall, then a blue water tank until coming to rest atop a farmers house. The crane was used to stop the truck from sinking into the house, while the other truck was used to remove all the garbage loaded in back.
    This was a strange poster posted at the bus stop for a children's play...what do you think?
    And this is me after a get in shape workout. 20 minutes skipping rope, 10 minutes stretching and cool down. Then I start stretching on the wall for about ten minutes, straight into dead hangs and leg lifts for as long as I can hold my grip. On this particular day I skipped rope again to get a sweat going and then chalked up and climbed for about 40 minutes. Most of the time is spent preparing rather then climbing, for a reason. I need to get my grip strength and stamina up to par after a very lazy winter.
    Why I am blue I don't know, all these pictures were taken with my cellphone. I am welcoming Sarin Miso an EFL site to my blogroll along with Park at Circle, the owenr of NoNaim cafe. If you are in Busan there is a map in my link lists on how to get to the Cafe for some delicious Western food like GRILLED CHEESE!!! The other addition was a map to the YMCA where I am currently climbing and a map to the rowing center, not that it will do anyone any good!
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    Mystery - 6/23/2005 10:44:55 PM
    ~ Sam who are you? Fess up!! ~If your wondering what this is about, look at my guestbook.
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    Music's all time top 10 - 6/21/2005 11:58:36 PM
    ~ SPIN'S TOP 10
    1. "OK Computer," Radiohead
    2. "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back," Public Enemy
    3. "Nevermind," Nirvana
    4. "Slanted and Enchanted," Pavement
    5. "The Queen Is Dead," Smiths
    6. "Surfer Rosa," Pixies
    7. "3 Feet High and Rising," De La Soul
    8. "Sign 'O' the Times," Prince
    9. "Rid of Me," PJ Harvey
    10. "Straight Outta Compton," N.W.A


    I can't say that I agree with this list, so I have decided to create my own list.
    This is of course the best albums over the past 20 years. This is quiet a range to cover and I'm not sure that I will remember all my favorite albums in one sitting, but I will try. Understand that I am very bias towards Canadian music. As well my taste and my favorite albums often relate to some of the best years of my life. Since this is twenty years I will just start from puberty and work forward in my thinking and my walk down memory lane. The first CD I ever owned was Van Halen's 1984 and I later went on to be a 13 year old rocker with a mullet and all, yes it is true I once sported a mullet, your spiritual leader was once lead astray, but now I am found. Van Halen defiantly does not go on this list, since it made me wear a mullet, on a side not the first concert I ever when to was 5150 with Sammy Hagar of course and it kicked ass.

    ~During my Junior High years I was influenced mostly by my friend Geoff's older brothers' musical preference which he would blast on the nights that their Dad was out drinking of getting his freak on. At that time they loved N.W.A and Public Enemy. I will agree that they were very influential in life, especially for a young impressionable mind like mine at the time. N.W.A was all shit's and giggles and I would never say influential, but Public Enemy was. It made me think about the disparity of Black People not in a negative "Bitch Suck my ##$%" N.W.A. style, but a "What Does A Brother Know?" Public Enemy style. This later led me to study the fundamentals of Rastafarianism and the Graceful soul soothing remedies of Bob Marley. So at number 10 I choose Public Enemy ~ It takes a Nation of Millions... I was never a Nirvana fan, well actually the first Punk album I listened to was Bleach, during grade ten math with a snowboarder pothead named Eric. It was good in class and as away to find someone to partner with and talk to when I first went to high school, but by that time I was being engrossed in the REAL Seattle scene. I still adamantly fight to this day that the Grundge Scene WAS NOT triggered by Nirvana, but in fact by other bands like AiC, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, STP, etc... As a matter of fact Badmotorfinger was release October 8th, 1991 and Bleach, October 14th, 1991. I know apples and oranges, but at number 9 I chose Badmotorfinger and not Bleach, tough call but I have to give respect to Thayil and the boys who I have seen in concert 2 glorious times... In fact Superunknown was an amazing concert and I got so lost in myself during the set that I actually think I reached a state of harmony with the music. My Wave was the cream of the top and that concert has become a sort of new age spiritual guide for me, for better or worse. The next time I felt that much joy was when I first heard the song "Sober". I was at Sean Sinclair's first house in Deer Run watching Much Music when this heavy metal band came on and started screaming about how Jesus was a joke and we should all get drunk. Tool revolutionized my love for music, I realized that music should be bought on talent and not sales of because everyone else bought one. Every album since then, including Perfect Circle has been glorious music to my ears and always stays in my CD or MP3 library at, or nearest the top. For that I give them 2nd place. During my odyssey into the world of talented rock and progressive music I came across two bands that shaped music for every band ever to come after them. Disagreement is not possible unless you are a rap fan, teeny bopper or a gospel fan. These two bands, both hailing from England, oh wait 3 bands produced a plethora of albums and set the stage. Of course I am taking about Pink Floyd, the Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Sadly I can only add Pink Floyd to the list, so I will give them the dubious honor of 3rd. For the record, Pink Floyd's Animal album was by far the best album they ever produced, while the recently released 'Echoes' was the best compilation of all their best songs and Dark Side of the Moon warped my fragile little mind! Then it happened! Canadian music burst onto the scene in a big way. Great bands like Moist, Tea Party, 54-40 and I Mother Earth brought to me the sense of pride in my country that all Canadians feel whenever they see a beaver or those old Canadians commercials. I Mother Earth and not Edwin were the powerhouse of my CD collection for the longest time. Used to be Alright was my anthem after High School when I dwelled into the harder drugs, not what you are thinking, but worse then Mary Jane. Yet the songs Leviate, So Gently we Go and Rain Will Fall will always stay with my chocked full of emotions that cascade out whenever I listen to the album. Sometimes I even shed tears since the emotions corresponding with the Dig album are so strong. I say I Mother Earth in concert almost 6 different times, with various bands. For that reason I am adding in at number 4. But I have deviated from my intended timeline, 'cause I left a band who I believe is on everyone list, and a band that everyone with a good sense of music listens to. Rage Against the Machine; no explanation needed! The next three are British bands who have revolutionized my musical taste ever since I saw one of them at the Lowlands festival in Holland. 3 days of music from bands like Blur, System of A Down, STP and Mogwai. Mogwai gets a spot at number 8, while Porcupine Tree, probably the most diverse and prolific bands not in mainstream at the moment. Steven Wilson is digging his voice into all aspects of music and in fact just released a great album called Blackfield ~ Blackfield. But I enjoy singling along to Elbow more and so they get place number 5, you have to hear them to understand. Well that just leaves number 1 and I made mention to it earlier. Bob Marley's Legend is the most uplifting and spiritually purifying album that ever existed, it is impossible to ignore its ability to bring people together. People who have no interest in my musical interest can still sing along to 3 Birds or Buffalo Solider with me. The Legend album should be broadcasted out to space or even to our homes everyday to make us realize that life can be beautiful if we look at it. So that is my list and I welcome you to email me yours, so I can post and compare. Gumbi's TOP 10 1. "Legend," Bob Marley 2. "Undertow," Tool 3. "Dark Side of the Moon," Pink Floyd 4. "Dig," I Mother Earth 5. "Asleep in the Back," Elbow 6. "Rage Against The Machine," Rage Against The Machine 7. "In Absentia," Porcupine Tree 8. "Come on Die Young," Mogwai 9. "Badmotorfinger," Soundgarden 10. "It takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back," Public Enemy
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    Superstitions - 6/21/2005 10:47:56 AM
    ~ I have posted before on blood typing and other superstitions (Tree Profiling, Kim Min Ji), but I have a couple more heading your way soon. I will be adding them to this post as the day goes by. Research, research, research.

    ***UPDATED; Read Below***

    In the mean time here is some articles related to blood typing. Enjoy ~Hey, baby, what's your blood type? Blood Type and Personality Myth about Japan blood types under attack UPDATE Strange Korean superstitions. There are many myths surrounding test taking. For a nation so highly educated and that spends billions of dollars every year on institute learning it is not surprising. In fact you don’t go to University of College is Korea you become a sort of Social Stigma. At times I have met Koreans who had decided not to go to University or College and I was shocked and I actually found myself wondering how should I deal with or talk to this person. Other then the old or the taxi drivers I have always interacted with post secondary graduates. But I digress and I’m sure a story about how I am getting sucked into the evil vortex of discrimination and generalizing could be dealt with a better time, when I’m drunk.
  • Shaking your leg while taking a test will cause you to lose any luck you may have when you gamble on those multiple questions
  • Washing your hair the night before a test will cause you to forget everything.
  • Don’t eat Miuk-guk soup before a test or you will fail, but great after you give birth to a baby
  • One of the most common superstitions concerns Ghosts pushing on your chest at night while you sleep. Really, ask any Korean adult around you right now if they have every experienced this and they will reply with a yes. Strange? Me thinks so, but I may have found the reason why. Koreans claim that a Ghost is pushing down on their chest trying to stop them from breathing, for some unknown malicious intention. This is naught true; in fact I was told by a not so credible source that they heard it was something to do with the relationship of the brain and the body. You see the brain wakes up before the body does, so when you wake during the middle of the night your body is still asleep as your eyes creak open. This is kind of like the dead arm or the sleeping leg problem. You are trying to wake or stand up but your leg just has no power and you have lost complete mobility. Same for the chest but instead it feels heavy, like dead weight. Another superstition that is sometimes linked to test taking is the clipping of fingernails at night.
  • Cut your fingernails the night before the test and you will fail, cause your knowledge is stored in your fingernails. (Or so some Korean believe, but then you should wonder what the brain is for)
  • If you cut your fingernails at night and a mouse eats them, then they will become your doppelganger and kill you. (If you clip your nails and leave them lying around you get what you deserve
  • The actually reason this is consider bad luck is due to the fact that when the body is being prepared for the funeral, typically at night. The mortician must trim all the fingernails of the deceased. So much like the number 4, it is attributed to death. Have you heard about the spoon in the rice bowl? That is the most common superstition, kind of like a Chow Yun Fat, "Hard to Kill" death sentence. There was one superstition that came up during a conversation this week about shoes. Girls believe that you should never buy your boyfriend sneakers, because they will use them to run away. This one was ridiculous but my chortle till tears ran from my eyes.
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    Yoda as a Korean Teacher - 6/20/2005 4:24:02 PM
    ~ This is my last Star Wars post. I just have to express my belief that Yoda is a Korean high School English teacher. Here at the hellhole I call a job, when we get new students at a low level they are always making the fundamental mistake of OVS rather SVO like we are taught in school. For example when Yoda talks about the force he says "Clouded the force is" rather then the preferred method "The Force is clouded"

    But wouldn't Yoda make a great Korean teacher for foreigners trying to learn the language? After listening to an hour lecture by Yoda, either I would be imitating him, asking him to a flying flip triple back flip or coming to the realization that the Korean language is spoken in reverse to out language.

    "Bad at Korea you are!" is what he would say to me and I would only be able to nod approval and say "내"

    Not is all lost with me, in fact I found away to utilize Star Wars and Korean to help me to learn counting in Korean. I have the ordinal number system down pat and I can usually translate translations in my head, but recently when I started to lean how to tell time I was stumped remember the coordinal numbers.

    So Yoda gave me this cheat sheet.

    1. 한 Han Solo
    2. 둘 Duel to the death
    3. 세 Boba Fett's
    4. 네 Net
    5. 다섯 Dark side
    6. 여섯 Yoda's hut
    7. 일곱 I give up on figure out this one
    8. 여덟 Yoda
    9. 아흡 A New Hope
    10. 열 You'll love Star Wars


    ~And the last thing I have to say is, check out this spoof with an interesting message.
    Tourism in Korea - 6/20/2005 2:14:00 PM
    ~ Korea's idea of culture and tourism seems to be getting more and more skewed as the years go by. When I first arrived in Korea I was really ignorant about society and culture and especially the customs. But overtime I have come to learn a lot more then most Koreans know about their own society. Simple things even like the start and finish of the Korean War or the culture heritage of kimchi and how it was created in China, although most Koreans will adamantly refute that claim. ~As a foreigner on the inside looking out, there is nothing that Korea can do to make it a tourist paradise. For too many reasons to list, but the short of it is, this country developed way to fast and along the way they gave up many luxuries that most of us enjoy. Like a low level of pollution, in Korea you cannot drink the water, it is advisable not to swim in the Sea and there are no noise ordinances that are regularly enforced. Lately there has been a move towards straightening up their act, but the main reason is the approaching APEC summit to be held here in Busan. Since the beginning of this year, the city has been cleaning paving and repairing all of the main touristy areas for the influx of Foreigners to Korea. But this is all just a quick fix and nothing has really changed. After the APEC summit and Film festival is over, everything will return to normal and the infrastructure will be left in disarray all over again. Not only infrastructure but also some cultural items like toilet paper. During the FIFA 2002 World cup all restaurants were ordered to remove toilet paper from their tables and replace them with real tissues for customers to use. There was some spot checking done leading up to the Games and during there was discrete enforcement but when the games ended, the TP was back on the tables or hanging from the ceiling. Now the problem has come back around again and soon they will begin the spot-checking and the enforcing. It just seems to be a vicious circle of obey and disobey when it comes to Korea and during touristy events we always seem a crack down on many things. Driving laws, etiquette, and language lessons for taxi drivers amongst other things. After everything is over the Koreans are left with a bitter taste in their mouth. How can you teach a child that it is acceptable to chew with your mouth open, but yell at them for doing so when a guest is over for dinner? The governments never ending mixed messages will always leave a bad impression of tourists and tourisms on the citizens of the city. It would also seem that their mixed up beliefs are not only related to current cultural events, but also future goals to increase the tourisms in Korea, which already seem to be doomed to failure. For example the Gwangan Bridge in Haeundae will soon be home to a huge laser light show in an effort to attract tourists to Korea. I'm sure quickly after its launch the city will learn that all it has done is provided more entertainment for its citizens. When I think of beaches I think of white sand, green or turquoise water, privacy and quiet. Do you get any of those in Korea? So how does a laser light show improve the chances? This is taken from the Busan Website.
    "From the next year it is expected that Busan citizens' eyes as well as those of Busan visitors will stick to the unforgettable night laser beam shows at Gwangalli beach," a Busan Metropolitan city official said. Busan plans to equip the bridge with a magnificent night lightning extravaganza, performing with laser beams and night video shows so as to attract domestic and foreign tourists. According to a study, this suspension bridge has great potential as a global attraction if the project is executed. From the second day of this month, Busan Metropolitan city will take a step towards this illumination project with designated construction and design companies as major installers after bidding for the project. An official said, "Half of the cost of the project, totalling 4 billion won has already been guaranteed, and the rest will be supported in the fall quarter of this year." The ground breaking will occur in the latter half of this year, and citizens can witness the gorgeous night lightning shows from the latter half of the next year. An even more significant point is that every night, lightning shows around the Gwangan suspension bridge will be one of the most fantastic laser beam and animation illumination shows to utilize a water-screen. To become a laser-beam-show mecca, attracting domestic and foreign tourists, Busan will also add audio facilities to the illumination system if necessary. The source of news: Busanilbo, 2005. 06.03. 08:00
    While another province is planning to make nude beaches for its tourists, but other then the French, most people like to swim in the water waters of the South Pacific rather then the cold East Sea. Then only thing I can see happening is that their will be a raise in voyeurs and fisherman in that area taking pictures from afar of naked men, because you would never get a Korean women on one of those beaches naked. While in France they are more then happy to let those inhibitions out, in Korea society dictates to them that it is ungodly and immoral.
    Nude Beach Planned on East Coast By Park Jung-youn Kangwon Province is reviewing a plan to designate a nude beach on the east coast, an official said Thursday. The province's environment, tourism and culture bureau has been toying with different ideas for new tourist attractions, including a nude beach. "We are going to conduct a series of surveys on tourists this summer about their opinions on a nude beach along the east coast," provincial official Lee Myun-ki said. "If tourists respond positively to the idea, we could go ahead with it, having a nude beach in Kangnung or Kosong," he added. However, even if tourists were to approve the idea, the project may face many challenges along the way. Residents and fishermen on the east coast are expected to protest strongly against it, citing the possibility of the beach creating an environment unsuitable for local adolescents. More importantly, the nude beach may not draw as many visitors as expected. "Nude beaches are a very radical idea for Koreans, and we are going to review it carefully," Lee said. The survey will be conducted among visitors of east coast beaches and resort cities this summer. If all goes well, the nude beach could open next year. The plan is part of Kangwon Province's efforts to attract more domestic and foreign tourists and maintain the ones it has. With the opening of the highway and bullet train service along the west coast, the provincial office has been voicing concerns about losing its seasonal tourists to other costal areas. "Kangwon Province wants to continue to be the most popular domestic tourist destination," Lee said.
    Stick with what you know, or change society. PIFF is a given tourist attraction and FIFA was also a great opportunity, but even the income from these events wasn't enough to show people that permanent change would be better then the quick fix, fool hearted plans then we are reading about these days.
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    Pepper or Penis? - 6/16/2005 5:01:09 PM
    ~ Here's a disturbing historical fact that I learnt in one of my classes today. Apparently in the olden days in Korea, possible a decade or more ago, that old ladies 아줌마 or Grandmothers use to like a children's penis in order to see how well endowed they will be when they grow up. In some cases I have ever heard that the halmonie 할머니 or Grandmother would weight the child's testicles to see how fertile they will be when they grow up.

    Today I learnt that they use to stick there hands down children's pants, even at random on the street and feel the boy's gochu 고추 or penis. 고추 also means pepper in Korea and as childish as I am I love to get my students or girls I am with to order peppers when we are out eating dinner to celebrate the month of classes. Hearing them say 고추 always makes me laugh like a little boy until I get smacked for being a smart ass. Anyways, when the 할머니 sticks here hand down the boys pants, she sometimes says "Let me taste your gochu" and then mimics putting it into her mouth.

    The class I was teaching has a high level of English, but this was difficult to explain and at first I understood that the 할머니's literally put the boy's penis in her mouth. I was shocked and felt sick to my stomach, when the students saw how I was reacting they quickly made it clear that it doesn't happen anymore and that the boy's 고추 never enters anyone's mouths.

    Language shock or culture shock, doesn't matter, I am shocked.

    고추 한번 먹어 보자
    ~Of course you can often see Mothers helping there children piss wherever they please in Korea by holding their gochu...
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    Climbing in Jeon-po - 6/16/2005 12:33:02 AM
    ~ While on the subject of sports I would like to show everyone the new wall I am training on in Jeon-po Dong. It is part of the YMCA on Hwang-rang Mountain and is gorgeous. There is the big wall outside which you can see in this picture, plus there is a wall inside on the fourth floor as well. ~This was a great find for me, about 11 months too late and if I had known sooner I would have spent my breaks busting up the wall. Already I have laid out a warm up and cool down track and I have enjoyed working on some old techniques like figure fours and ridges. I like to climb alone so I can have freedom of movement. The problem with Mountain Bank was there are way too many regulars there. When I started climbing there about three years ago it was usually just me and two people. Now when I go there, there are at least 8 people climbing and 3 or 4 others working out and stretching. You have to see the place to understand that this is beyond capacity and it is very difficult to climb in this environment, especially since they climb like they drive... The other plus is that the YMCA has a gym that I can use and pool tables if you want to hang out rather then climb. The cost is 2,000 to climb and 2,000 for the gym. Or else you can pay 40,000 for a month and get full use of the facilities. If I get the job in Jeon-po dong then I will be climbing everyday and night, PLUS Saturdays and Sundays until 8pm. Don't tell the wife, but I am going to take her there and try to get her to workout and burn off some of that fat she stored after Marley's birth.

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    Learning to Row - 6/16/2005 12:03:03 AM
    ~ Sunday was my first class learning how to row. I am training on a single scull sliding seat and they look something like this.

    ~If you watch the Olympics then I am sure you have seen the team rowing competitions? They are similar, except for the sliding seats and 7 other people... Anyways I am doing it to build up to the kayak, I was told that the single rowers really make you think and are a good trainer for the kayak. Why the kayak you ask? Well you see I loved to canoe out on my lake when I was younger and fish. I enjoyed the silence and the solace of drifting alone on the lake and sometimes I would lie back and close my eyes, pretending that I was adrift at sea on my way towards a deserted island full of beautiful women... I was 13 and full of hormones. Since I moved to Dadaepo I have been considering learning to windsurf or kayak so I can take the boat out whenever I please and just kayak up the river or around the small islands/sandbars that frequent the delta. If you think rowing is easy then you need to think again, it is very challenging and even more so when your teacher only speaks Korean. I found the Busan Rowing club in KangSeo about 3 weeks ago and made arrangements to train on Sundays with his sons for free, so when I went on Sunday I was excited and ready to learn. Instead I was thrown to the wolves; right away I was put into a scull and pushed out to sea so to speak. So having watched the Canadian team try and try but fail at winning at the Olympics, I had an understanding of what I should do. Row. So I began rowing and quickly learnt that while I am sliding back and forth it is very easy to jam a finger or smash your knees.
  • Point 1 ~ Use the power of your legs before you use your arms to push the oars.
  • After I figured out that problem it was on to the next error. At times when I would gain speed an oar would get caught under the wave on the return stroke tipping the boat to that side and almost throwing me in the water.
  • Point 2 ~ On the return stroke rotate the oars so that they are flat and parallel to the water.
  • At this point I was cruising on the lake, but I was cruising in circles and I just couldn't figure out what was going on. When I said I was thrown to the wolves I literally meant it, other then what I perceived to be proper technique I was completely clueless. So it wasn't for about 30 minutes that I discover a black widget and two wires hooked to the right boot in the boat. This was connected to the rudder.
  • Point 3 ~ Steer the boat with your right foot. Left is right and vise versa.
  • Quickly it was becoming complicated and I had to think of some many thinks. Push with the legs, pull with the arms, twist wrist and keep the rudder straight.
  • Point 4 ~ Your body weight still needs to be balanced.
  • Sadly I was never able to figure out the problem of weight distribution in the rowing boat so I was constantly over compensating with the rudder to keep my path straight. After an hour and half at sea I decided to relax and rest my aching muscles, well not really, but I took a rest and I was surprised to notice that there were literally tons of fish jumping and flipping out of the water all around me. They were small fish but it was beautiful to see them so active all around me. During my life I have spent a lot of time in and around water, but this was the first time I had seen that, to that magnitude, so it made it a very pleasant Sunday morning and I was happy that I was there which help to fend off the frustration and I anger I was feeling at that moment.
  • Point 5 ~ You are facing backwards so you have no idea where you are going!
  • I will continue to take the FREE lessons until he says I am ready for the kayak and then I suspect I will be spending a lot of time falling into the water. From what I have heard balance in the kayak is the hardest part and once mastered it all comes down to endurance. One reason I left out as to why I am doing this is because I have found that rowing and rock climbing use almost the same muscles. Forearms, Grip, Shoulder, Deltoids and Back. Awesome!!! This made the first day out rowing fairly easy and I was able to row for two hours to the surprise of my instructor under I gave up under growing frustration, despite the fish. If anyone out their rows or kayaks I would love to get some pointers from you and possible arrange times to go out to the rowing center together, I have a car and it is pretty much the only way you can get there. You know the email...
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    Part 2 - 6/14/2005 1:17:40 PM
    ~ The arguement continues about students and blogging. I had to email and restate my opinion and below you will see my email and Hominid's reply. ~
    postal scrotum: Gumbi replies! Gumbi writes: Just read [the] Taken to task post and I would like to add in a few points. I didn't mean for you to assume that I was attacking the fact that you were posting about Z, but rather I was just whining about the way you seemed to be handling her and most of that stemmed from the 'mic' incident. In fact I would be a hypocrite if I was telling you not to log about funny and strange student stories, my most... only read posts are when I have something outrageous happen at my school, like flashers, slashers and ...nope nothing rhymes... Anyways you get the point, I just need to make it known that that was the opposite of my point of view. Also I would like to quickly say that I find it funny you would use Pagoda as a typical Korean hagwons (e.g., Pagoda) It is a grave injustice to those of us who do toil under their iron fascist fist of lies and deceit. And [thus] the conversation with myself carries on into your court. Gumbi .... you've already taken [me] to task, this was actually Marley this time. Marley I found your email very thoughtful and compassionate toward Z. I admit that my own thoughts regarding Z haven't always been of the compassionate sort (as the blog will attest), but I do feel my actions toward her-- excepting the Microphone Incident-- were the best I could do given the circumstances. If your complaint is focused on the Mike* Incident, well... I'd have to agree that I could've handled that better. A lot better. As for Pagoda being a "typical" hagwon: In a sense, it's not typical, but only because it's the paradigm case for hagwons in Korea. Everyone knows Pagoda, either by experience or through a friend. They're a big-- probably the biggest-- hagwon chain in South Korea. Their classes are conducted in what is now the standard (read: typical) format for most hagwons: 10-15 (or more) students per class, student complaints and reregistration determining things like raises and bonuses, etc. To know Pagoda is to know 95% of hagwons out there: the mismanagement, the obsession with money to the exclusion of educational quality, the crazy hours, the high faculty turnover rate-- everything.
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    • I had a good laugh over the whole situation and I though Hominid would dive right into it, but he seemed to take the whole think seriously.

      Anyways go check out his site, he is a very funny writer... - Gumbi  (6/15/2005 4:29:57 PM)
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    Taken to Task by the Homonid - 6/13/2005 4:30:44 PM
    ~ I have been sorely reprimanded by the Big HOMOnid for emailing him about one of this students and what I consider to be very untactful way of dealing with this strange but obviously misguided student of his. Here is my email, editted for mistakes.


    Hey Kevin,

    Hate to bitch and all, but are you sure you are taking the right approach with this Z girl? You seem to have narrowed her out of the group for our reading enjoyment or our displeasure, and I am sure the readers who are teachers have all been their before with that type of student. And I am sure that we were never successful in getting through to them. But I have to pipe in and say that she may be locked into an imperfect system.

    The driving force behind English in Korea is making money and increasing attendance, everything else is just a show of face. While Z has shown some strange tendencies in and out of class, maybe she is looking to you for more guidance then you are giving her. Maybe she is the Ugly Duckling or the Prince trapped in the frogs' body.

    Plus as you mentioned it in your post it took a lot of guts to go up the front (of the auditorium) late and ask if she had won. Then you booming the question over a mic didn't deter her from her goal. I think that deserves a certain level of respect or at least some more patience and understanding.

    Again I don't know the whole situation; I just like the sound of my own internal monologue.

    Gumbi



    I would just like it to be know that I have official copyrighted that last sentence as my eternal quote "I just like the sound of my own internal monologue."© is to be used in ac*cor*dance with the Internet, emailing, writing and any other form of non verbal communication that mandates some form of internal thought with oneself.

    Read on to see Kevin's large tongue lashing. ~I would just like to stat that he did misread what I intended to be a small comment. He seemed to dwell on the morals of blogging about students and other stupid people, but I would be a hypocrite if that was what I was really saying to him. In fact I was just being snide about his posts about this girl and I was not looking to say he should or shouldn't do this, I just worried he was goading the girl in order to make his stories seem a little more interesting. Here are the links. Z and my Post.
    Thanks for writing. My own outward actions toward Z have been nothing but patient. I never rolled my eyes in class, sighed loudly, or did anything else to betray impatience because I realized early on that this girl needed a friendly atmosphere. This didn't keep me from being internally frustrated, however, and it appears that one girl quit the class because of Z (she came the first day and never returned; the main office told me she'd complained about Z). It's been hard for everyone involved. My blog describes my internal struggle to deal with a student who very likely has Asperger's Syndrome, which I've been reading up on. (Major props to Julie, the resident medical professional, for cluing me in to this. For an interesting article on Asperger's, see here.) All the signs are there: echolalia (thanks go to the Maven for pointing this out; the Wikipedia article also mentions it), a certain apparent emotional detachment, an inability to navigate simple social situations or to detect subtleties like sarcasm, etc. My booming into the mike was stupid (props to Matt for pointing this out). As I wrote, I felt like a shit after the incident. It would have been better to have pulled the mike away from my mouth and spoken to Z privately. I've tried to rationalize what I did but it all comes down to a simple lack of common sense. If Gumbi's complaint is that I'm showing Z no patience and understanding on my blog, I'd argue that that's untrue. Yes, I've found my time with Z amusing in some ways, but I think I've made it obvious that her condition fascinates and concerns me. Also, the blog is my place to vent. Honesty is more important than politeness, and I'm not going to hold back about what crosses my mind when I think of Z. Some thoughts will be charitable; other thoughts won't. I won't censor the uncharitable thoughts just to make myself look better to the public. As for being a mentor/guide/etc. to Z-- the semester's finished, so what's done is done. I did all I could; I don't think I made drama class especially uncomfortable for her, and I have no intention of seeking Z out to provide extra nurture. I deeply regret how the raffle went, but the fact that Z made it to class on the final day shows that she's a trouper. If it's true that she has Asperger's, then she needs far more help than I or her classmates can give. We gave her our tolerance and understanding, holding our occasional frustration at bay. Z's classmates deserve special mention. They were, at times, obviously frustrated with Z. Z is so unreactive, and Korea is a conformist culture. Put two and two together, and you have the potential for Bad Things Happening. They didn't happen, however, because the students were ultimately supportive of Z, making allowances for her social slowness, asking her questions to keep her engaged in conversation, and so on. Everyone knew Z was the "little sister." The day Z was absent, the students breathed nary a negative word about her, keeping their thoughts to themselves. So I plead "not guilty" to the charge of not having been nice enough to Z. Except for my inexcusable stupidity during the Microphone Incident, I think I treated Z fine. Z confirmed this by coming to class on the last day of the term. I also defend my blogging of both my positive and negative feelings toward Z; this blog isn't prettified for the reader's comfort. I further challenge anyone to be in a similar situation-- dealing with someone who might have a more-than-mild case of Asperger's-- and to get through it mistake-free. I learned a few lessons this term and will apply them if ever I get another student like Z (or, as is likely, Z herself in a different class of mine). Perhaps some people feel that a blog with so much religious content is an inappropriate place for, well, baser meditations. I disagree. The integrated approach is better. My angels and devils are, for the most part, equally visible to all. This blog might be a monument to my narcissism (and whose blog isn't?), but at least it has the virtue of being the mostly honest blog of a religiously inclined asshole.
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    • Hey, man. My first time visiting in a while. Had no idea I was a blog topic!

      You wrote:

      "I just worried he was goading the girl in order to make his stories seem a little more interesting."

      Yikes, I don't know where or how you could have gotten that. You'd have to majorly misread what I wrote about Z in order to arrive at that conclusion. Z likely has Asperger's Syndrome; her behavior needs no dramatization.

      As for this being some sort of running debate between you and me-- no, it's not. You thought you saw something, and called me on it, and I agreed-- twice, now-- with the basic thrust of what you were saying. My email was long because it covered several possible interpretations of your email to me: sometimes intentions are hard to pick out. You claim I misread you; no. I simply didn't know which way to take your email, so I covered all the bases.

      Your second email, which was more focused, confirmed that you were concentrating on the microphone incident, which is cool-- I'm in complete agreement that my conduct sucked. But I'm not exactly wracked with guilt about it because the girl herself didn't take the incident badly. Next time, I'll be more tactful; in the meantime, she'll go on with her life. Everyone wins.

      I hope that makes everything clear now. Like you, I don't want to be misread.
      "Tongue lashing," by the way, would be a gross misunderstanding of my tone! I have no ill feelings toward you or your comments. If anything, I think you were being quite compassionate to be so concerned about a girl you didn't know. Worry not: she didn't suffer any ill effects from me, OK? One way to know this is that everyone in that class gave me high marks on their evaluation sheets, which I take to mean no one felt the need to "exact revenge" for my oh-so-dastardly ways. Heh.

      So, like I said-- not a running debate. This'll be my only comment on the issue.

      Cheers,


      Kevin - Kevin Kim  (6/14/2005 1:56:44 PM)
    • Damn, all my paragraphs got mushed into a single paragraph. Should I have used HTML commands to make paragraph breaks? Kevin *Fixed* - Kevin Kim  (6/14/2005 1:58:04 PM)
    • I'm busted red handed.

      I knew Kevin wasn't a regular here and I tried to use that to my advantage and gain support from my readers to make him look like the bad guy and me the good guy.

      Ultimatly the human is the most mysterious and unpredictable creature.

      Sorry Kevin I tried to make you look a monster and you busted me, but I would like to point out that you were calm and cordial the whole time.

      I would have been swearing. Understand I typed my posts about you with a big smile and little bit of a chuckle... - Gumbi  (6/14/2005 4:51:26 PM)
    • No worries, man. Kevin - Kevin Kim  (6/14/2005 10:05:22 PM)
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    Practical Korean 8 - 6/13/2005 10:30:55 AM
    ~ Sorry no rollover texts today, too much to cover and so little time to relax.

    1. Is it okay to park here?
    -->여기에 주차해도 괜찮습니까?
    * 주차:park
    괜찮습니까:okay
    여기에:here

    2. How much is it to park here?
    -->주차비는 얼마입니까?
    * 얼마입니까:how much
    * 주차비:parking fee
    ex)한달 주차비는 얼마입니까?:How much to park for a month?
    -->한달 (one month), 두달 (two month), 하루 (one day)...

    3. Move your car please/Can your move your car please?
    -->차 좀 빼주시겠습니까?
    * 빼다:Move out
    ex) 의자 좀 빼주시겠습니까?:Move your chair please?
    * 차:Car
    * 좀:Please
    ex) 공부 좀 하세요:Please study
    목욕좀 하세요:Please take a bath ~I'm sure most of you know car as 자동차, but you can also you 차 as a sort of slang or short form. A couple of weeks ago I realized that I have no idea how to deal with problems as a driver in Korea, so I will continue posting about cars for awhile until I feel I have covered all the language related to it. Questions and requests welcome.
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    Teachers Life - 6/9/2005 10:05:50 PM
    ~ Teacher in Korea? Interested in your rights?

    Then you should join the discussion on the EFL-Law site concerning the direction of teaching in Korea.
    I think the ides being expressed are brilliant and help to address one glaring issue, the blatant discrimination inheriant in the machine. Like the Ghost we have to try and weed it out so we can prove to every that this is an issue and the main reason your children are fleeing overseas is to seek quality education for the money they are willing to spend.

    Im not saying we are under qualified, but counter to that I am saying most of us are probably greatly qualified at doing privates. The one on one situation is always ideal for learners as the whole or two is actually spent learning. Not yelling and screaming, or with Adults you can focus your attention where it should be on one student.

    There is talk of a help center that has potential, but I fear its doom will be the people fighting to get it. If we get a help center and then everyone pulls out of it or stops volunteering, which is what I assume it will be based upon, then we wont get a second chance EVER!

    Anyways, here's a little cut out for you f-2 teachers (read below).
    Congress Thread

    P.S., I still like the brochure idea.
    ~
    Regarding the 'sponsorship law'...it is like any other law...if it is wrong, it needs to be revised or repealed. But...if they say that allowing privates is against the 'sponsorship law' and that is their main argument; that brings up a couple of questions: 1. If the teacher's 'sponsor' were willing to allow that person (by initial contract) to teach privates (and by this i mean free reign without 60,000 won and a pain in the ass for all involved every time you want to add a private lesson) would it be possible to put that in place? This would have to be in the original contract...that way, the teacher could choose to sign or not sign based on the ability to do outside teaching without extra permission. It could be done in much the same way as a single or multiple entry visa...you choose your option based on the contract....call it...say...an outside work permit. If implemented, this could actually improve the pay rates for foreigners because pretty soon, the highly qualified foreigners would require a higher salary if the employer restricts them from doing outside teaching or they would simply go where there is no such restriction. This would give a distinct advantage to smaller hagwons and schools in remote areas (something the congress would likely smile at) who are willing to allow the teacher to teach outside in exchange for normal contract pay. Thereby improving the level of education in areas where it is needed most and supporting small and medium-sized business (something else the congress has 'said' they want to do) 2. For those of us married to Koreans, holding an F type visa, our sponsor is our spouse. So, there would then be no violation of the 'sponsorship' if those holding the F2 were allowed to teach wherever and when ever without the aforementioned 'pain in the ass'. With regards to F2 holders: I still say forcing an F2 holder to go to immigration every time a private comes up and even worse, having to tell a primary employer (for the E2 teaching visa that is required in conjunction with the F2) when other jobs come up is unconstitutional. Aside from the 'restraint of trade' rules....it means that a foreigner married to a Korean is not able to provide subsistance for his/her family on the same level as a Korean with the same skills/training/education. That alone is patently racist and (correct me if I'm wrong here) the Korean constitution provides AGAINST 'racisim' . So, let's say a Korean woman married to a foreign man got up in front of the National Assembly and spoke of how she feels that because she chose to marry a foreigner, she is being forced to consider leaving Korea for her own financial well-being because her country restricts her husband's rights to make a living since he is a foreigner. And let's say that there were hundreds or thousands of other Korean women (and possibly some men) who feel the same way. (*see note below)....they feel their government is punishing/restricting them for their choice to marry a foriegner. Wouldn't this be a good catalyst for changing to a 'green card' system for resident spouses like those in Europe, Japan, the US and Canada (most of the rest of the world for that matter)? Sorry to be so long-winded, Paul, but this access you have to the Natl Assy. seems like a big deal and I hope something good can come of this. Korea's immigration laws need some serious revision. * I use women here because Korea is, however unfortunately, a male-dominated society where the man is expected to be the breadwinner. Sexism or not, if the woman were expected to be the breadwinner when she does not want to do that, it is a restriction of HER freedom based on HER choice of spouse; and that is, in my unprofessional opinion, unconstitutional.
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    • For those of us still waiting for our efl-law/forums ID to be validated, this kind of post is very welcome! Keep on blogging! - Adam  (6/12/2005 8:37:02 PM)
    • In that case I will post more about the congress as here more...or read more. - Gumbi  (6/13/2005 4:32:22 PM)
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    Have Patience - 6/8/2005 7:59:49 PM
    ~ Sorry everyone have patience, just got back from vacation and I can't be bothered to post today.

    Some good news for Climbers and boulderers in Busan, I found a VERY cheap and VERY good gym that has an indoor and outdoor wall, pool and ping pong tables, showers and a gym all for 1000 won a day. ~Stay tuned for more information, or if you are looking into starting to climb I can point you in the right direction, or else you can climb with me and I can show you technique. Either way, stay tuned.
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    Must See - 6/3/2005 12:23:36 AM
    ~ New Video up at Rob Pongi North Korean propoganda video, similar to the Oh No vidoe of 2002

    And... ~Advertising for a new cafe in the PNU area. If you are in Busan go show your support, look on my side bar to the left and click NoNaim or the little picture for a printable map.
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    • Who is that Rob Pongi character? That video was kinda cool... - MIKE  (6/5/2005 12:10:11 AM)
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    Music for June - 6/2/2005 1:15:47 AM
    ~ I thought it would be a good idea to catch you up on some of the new music I have discovered lately. If you liked my last post or you like to expand your musical influence you should find this interesting. I'm sure some of the albums are familiar to you, but I hope I can surprise you with one or two new ones.
    ~ Let's start off with the oldies but goodies. There was a trend in the past month to release rehashed, redigitized albums of some of the greatest artist to ever rock the stage. For instance Bob Marley and the Wailers Soul Revolutionaries the Early Jamaican Albums, this is a four CD compilation with some classics as well as some really good quality recordings of their earlier albums. I usually stayed away form those albums due to the tinny voice and hollow sound, but these are nice and head bobbingly fun. The fourth CD is just the music from the 3 CD, I assume for mixing. The next album of interest is a Jimi Hendrix album. During my High School era I was a fanatic for Jimi Hendrix and my favorite album to date is still 'Live at Monterey' but 'Axis Outtakes' offers a side to the music not often heard. I still get excited when I hear Spanish Castle Magic and Little Wing. Speaking of Little Wing, their are two outtakes on this album and Jimi does an excellent job on the Sitar which was overlaid, but later removed same with the Piano in Spanish Castle Magic. (Be Ready to EQ this album, still a little dirty. The last of the remakes is more of a remix, the Beatles Chill out Ambient Album. I guess this makes an interesting add to the collection, but not the same as the real thing. Enjoy. Now into the new albums and one that I was so eagerly waiting for and worried that it would never come was the Teamsleep album. If you like the Deftones and you like Chino's voice, then I am sure you will enjoy his little side project that deals more with the lyrics then the grinding angst that made Deftones so loved. I really enjoy the variation is this album, something majorly lacking from the Deftones repertoire since White Pony. I am sure you have already heard about this album. In my day I was a Rager and Soundgarden Fan to the extreme. I always had all albums on hand in my car at all time and whenever I made a mix tape you would find two or three songs from each group. Typically 'Fell on Black Days', 'Overfloater', 'Loud Love' and 'Rusty Cage'. While for Rage I would enjoy 'Renegades of Funk', 'Vietnow' and pretty much the whole debut album. Priceless. But time moves on and new bands have to forge ahead and I am marginally happy that Audioslave is surviving, although I personally feel that Morello is holding back Cornell and visa versa. Maybe if Chris still had the voice he had back on his debut release they could be a rockin' team, but for now they are two of the greatest bands making the most mediocre mix. I would like to point out that their cohesion seems to be better then each bands previous band, for example already they have played a live concert in Cuba, something Morella wanted to do, but was unable to do to Zack's prima donna attitude near the end of their stint together. Good for Morello and it would seem that Zack has got what he deserves, maybe in future he will understand what the word 'Band' means. Having always been a fan of Reggae, but not the raunchy stuff, I always gamble on albums that look promising. I have lucked out once so far by discovering Bill Laswell's Dub albums and Slightly Stoopid who now get frequent rotation on my iRiver. Well I will add Mishka to my list of good Reggae albums that will put a lift in your step. Oh I loved the piratey sound the Coral achieved on their Magic and Medicine album and since then I have been devoted. This one seems to be a good album, but I still haven't given it a full once over. Just too many albums on the go and 5 gigs of music goes along way. Like the cover, liked the last album, will probably like this one.
    Discover through my love for Elbow, I have enjoyed this album immensely in a short period of time and I have begun to dig back into their earlier albums. If you like Brit Rock with some talent you should look this band up, as well as 'Elbow', 'Muse' and my all time favorite 'Porcupine Tree'. Related to this album I also took a shot on this group. Broken Social Scene who are very similar to Mogwai. Other albums I am enjoying but have nothing to say about are.
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    Practical Korean 7 - 6/1/2005 10:58:04 AM
    ~ A: 무슨 일이에요?
    B: 휘발유가 떨어졌어..
    A: 이런, 이제 어떻게 하지?
    B: 저기 주유소가 있네요.



    A: What's wrong?
    B: We've run out of gas.
    A: Oh no. Now what will we do?
    B: There's a gas station over there.

    Rollover 2



    A: 무슨 일이에요?

    B: 휘발유가 떨어졌어.

    A: 이런 이제 어떻게 하지?

    B: 저기 주유소가 있네요

    * 휘발유: gas--> Korean usually us this word for car gas

    ~* 떨어지다 1. Fail ex) 영어시험에 떨어졌다 : Fail the English exam 2. Fall ex) 잎이 떨어진다 : Leaves are falling 3. Run out of --> in this case ex) 설탕이 떨어졌다 : run out of sugar 돈이 떨어졌다 : run out of money 물이 떨어졌다 : run out of water * 주유소: gas station ex) 주유소가 근처에 있어요? --> Is it any gas station near here?
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    Changwon and Star Wars AGAIN - 6/1/2005 12:34:27 AM
    ~ Everyone and their mother seem to be blogging about Star Wars right now. Well I hope you read my post months ago when I spoilt the movie for everyone by posting all the cool fight scenes. Of course that cant cover everything and there was a lot of the movie still left to the imagination. Although from what I have read it would seem that most bloggers dont like George's imagination, even though it is his own. Ever since Phantom Menace people having been bitching endlessly about Jar Jar Binks, the death of Darth Maul the Attack of the Clones Movie and now the ending of the Revenge of the Sith. I understand that we all have the right to complain, butt this is the brainchild of George Lucas, for better or worse it is his dream, not ours. Yes I would have done very different, for instance I would have had Boba Fett in the last movie hunting down Obi Wan as a side plot. Also I would have introduced the Mos Calmari planet and the main thing I would have done was added some invading zombies from outer space. Oh wait, they already were in outer space; okay zombies from underneath tatooine pissed off at all not being included in the first movie.

    Anyways 8 of us adventure to Changwon for a Star Wars event held by O'Briens and Kangsan travel. The organization was shit and we ended up missing 20 minutes of the movie due to a misprint in the flyer, but we had a blast in the city. Enjoy the pictures below.

    If you have never been to Changwon then I warn you that it is a very boring city and not worth the drive. The most interesting thing that happened to use was getting locked in an elevator for an hour cause Quinton the BASTARD kick the door so hard it set off the earthquake sensor. While trapped in the elevator we dismantled the metal rails to use as prying leverage, and then we ripped half the roof down. When all else failed we called the hooker Tomato whose card we had collected earlier at the hotel (b'cause she was NAKED) and asked her to come save us. She wasnt interested and the conversation was short and abrupt. Otherwise the evening was full of English teachers who all seemed to start their sentences off by stating how great the city was. I felt like I was living in the Stepford Teachers movie. Maybe Frank Oz was making a sequel in Changwon. I did win three straight games of darts and eventually retired to drink more beer and play pool. Enough of Changwon, just remember. STAY AWAY, major brainwashing in effect.


    ~
    Cockroach: Right away when we entered out hotel room we were greeting by scurrying cockroaches. This is a sure sign that you have in FACT found the perfect motel for the beer blogger budget.
    Motel: After dropping off out luggage we prepare to head out for the evening. Excited for what lays ahead of us.
    Star Wars : After hours of searching we found a park that would offer some entertainment. We played football (American) and just dicked around for 2 hours, whilst drinking beer.
    4am: After making it back at 4 am I had to take this shot, Just to show you how cheesy this place was. All the doors had business cards in front of them of naked women. My favorite girl was Tomato and in fact I have her card still.
    4am: Sunday on our way out of the city we found this art sculpture. It offered my lots of amusement when I was drunk on Saturday so I had to memorialize it. Not really what I would call Art, but the people who create these plan cities have no sense of taste.
    As a treat here are some Star Wars Easter eggs
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    Children's MediEvil Zoo - 5/30/2005 2:19:13 AM
    ~ May 5th in Korea is Children's day and makes for a great holiday. Being too much like my Father we stayed inside that day so I could avoid the traffic and catch up on some blogging. We did make it out finally on the 26th when we went to Children's Park. Actually we went to the temple in called Sam Gang Swa and then made our way over to the Park. About the only attraction worth seeing at Children's park is the Sung Je Gok at the top of the mountain. Neither Kelly nor I had the strength to lug a stroller and Marley up the hill; instead we went to the Zoo, where we bumped into one of our old co-workers Cindy.
    ~Cindy was a very odd girl then and now, her head looks like a pumpkin on a toothpick and she had the worse snaggle tooth's I had ever seen. When she worked with us at our first job she was saving money to have a bone scaling treatment done on her head. It would have cost $4 million won to have the treatment and by the time she was ready I had already moved on to my second job. Sadly she was rejected for the surgery due to a weak heart that because too much risk under anesthesia. Instead she paid an oriental doctor for some cream therapy that would miraculously reduce her jaw line. When we saw her, her head was the same size, but she braces and that made me proud of her, I always thought from the beginning that her worst feature was her teeth.
    That's not my point though; my point is what I saw while we were talking to Cindy. An old man of at least 50+ was feeding the monkeys in the nearby cage some snack food and then as they reached for the candy he would whip them with his towel, but it wasn't limited to just this guy, as I was watching and trying to control my anger, another ignorant ass came running up to try his have at whacking the monkey with his towel. Rollover the image to check it out.
    Children's Park zoo has to be the saddest Zoo I have ever been to. The Idea that the Korea people get from the zoo is that the animals held in captivity should be treated like beasts and are there fro their amusement even if includes physical pain. They had three Japanese Moon Bears in one cage beside the Polar bear. At the bottom of the cage there was a troft where people could throw food in for the animals to eat.
    There were snacks all over the ground outside the cage and the bears where so hungry and dependent on this food that they were taking turns to gnaw through the wire enclosure. The three bears looked very sick and very unhealthy. The last time I was at this zoo it had its Polar Bear in an enclosure no bigger then the average bedroom and the bear would pace back and forth from one end of the cage to other. The pool in the enclosure was too small for the bear to swim in and the heat at the time was at least +20. Hell Polar Bears need to frequently swim in the Artic Ocean because they get to hot outside. Imagine what it would do to you if you couldn't swim or cool down? It would probably boil your brain and make you crazy.
    I think is what has happened to this bear that was pacing around the pool, which took about three steps. As you can see no bear that size could fully submerge in a pool that size, and from the look of it, no bear would want to. In 2002 they had an elephant, two giraffes, 2 lions and 2 tigers as well. When we asked about them last week we were told that the Elephant died, the two giraffes were to sick to be cared for their and that the 2 lions and one tiger died as well.
    This country needs to grow up.
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    Practical Korean 6 - 5/27/2005 1:38:21 AM
    ~ A: 공부 많이 했어?
    월요일 시험인데 나는 공부 하나도 안했다.
    B: 나도 안했다.. 이크.. 큰일 났다.
    A: 내일 우리집에 공부하러 와
    같이 하자.
    B: 오~~ 좋은 생각..^^
    그건 그렇고 우리 지금 밥먹으러 가자. 배고프다..
    A:그래..

    Rollover Test


    A:공부 많이 했어?
    월요일 시험인데 나는 공부 하나도 안했다.

    B: 나도 안했다.. 이크.. 큰일 났다.

    A:내일 우리집에 공부하러 같이 하자

    B: 오~ 좋은 생각..^^
    그건 그렇고 우리 지금 밥먹으러 가자 . 배고프다 ..

    A: 그래..

    A: Did you study a lot?
    I have an exam on Monday, but I didn't study at all.
    B: Neither did I, we're in trouble.
    A: Come to my place to study tomorrow.
    Let's study together.
    B: Oh~ good idea.
    By the way I'm hungry, why don't we go to have a dinner now?
    A: Okay.


    *큰일났다: in trouble, have problems or when bad tings happen..
    *~(으:with final consonant)러 : always with 가다/오다.
    ex) 공부하다--> 공부하러
    먹다--> 먹으러
    * 같이 : together
    ex) 같이 읽다--> to read together
    같이 살다--> to live together
    같이 먹다--> to eat together
    * 그건 그렇고 : by the way

    ~숙제 (homework) make sentences with ~(으)러 form ex) I went to school to meet a friend. --> 나는 학교에 친구를 만나러 갔다. 1. I went to a restaurant to have a meal. --> 2. I came to Korea to meet my friend. --> 3. I'm going to the cinema to see a movie. --> *cinema: 극장 4. I'm going to the department store to buy a present. --> *department store: 백화점 5. My friend is coming to Busan to study. --> 6. My mom is going to the market to buy some fruits. --> * market: 시장 fruits: 과일
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    • That's some groovy roll-over action you've got going on there. - 왕음치  (5/28/2005 8:49:45 AM)
    • Glad you like it. I wonder did you see any mistakes in my translation? - Gumbi  (5/30/2005 9:36:45 AM)
    • ㅋㅋ while I'm on a roll line 3 A "A: 내일 우리집에 공부하러 와 같이 하자." - doesn't make sense... not a small semantic issue this time I am afraid - just flat out non-sensical (though I think I can see what you were getting at). maybe 내일에 우리집에서 같이 공부하자! or 내일에 우리집으로 나랑 같이 공부하자! sorry, don't mean to sound like a prat but if we plan to learn Korean we might as well learn it right eh ? - sweet rollovers by the way. peace - Hojuin  (10/16/2005 7:23:46 PM)
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    Sexual Activities in Korea - 5/26/2005 2:41:17 PM
    ~ There is an interesting Article in the Chosun Ilbo today about sexual education in Korea and the amount of promiscuity in Korean Universities. Usually when I teach my conversation class to the upper level students at the school they are full of questions about Sex and Sexual etiquette in Canada and America. Right away I tell them that I don't and can't speak for all of North America, but I do tell them one golden rule.
  • Never get drunk with a Foreigner Guy. (If you are a Girl)

  • Sorry gentlemen, but I tend to agree that N.American men are hunters and they are always hunting for the most innocent and unsuspecting prey possible. It's a stereotype that effects your reputation, but nonetheless Koreans love Stereotypes and I am just fueling the fire.

    Usually Sex class leads into 'Burberry Men' which is the Korean term for a flasher in Korea, since the men usually wear a Burberry Jacket. The disgusting thing about the Flashers is that they are so rampant and frequent around Korean MIDDLE schools, that 1 in 3 girls have been flashed. I explain to them what I think my Sisters would do.

    Point at his crotch and laugh!

    That would be the most effective deterrent, shattered their self esteem and take away and possible chance of pleasure. K. Society doesn't seem to agree with the N.American idea that if a sociopath is left unchecked that they will take their crimes one step further until they finally do something heinous and end up being hunted down and hung. For instance Yoo Yeong Chul who shocked Korea last year when he was caught and tried for a total of 26 murders, including cannibalism.

    Yoo said he dismembered the bodies at his apartment, ate the livers and then buried them in shallow graves near a Buddhist temple...He said during his sentencing hearing he felt sorry for his victims, but said he would kill a hundred more if he were released...Psychiatrists said Yoo was sane but suffered a personality disorder after being jilted and divorced by his wife...His lawyer, Kim Byong Joon, said his client would not appeal..."He wants to die before the snow falls," Kim said.


    Reminiscent of Jeffery Dahmer? ~Listening to all the debates about why this happened and how is to blame made me realize that it could be something as simple as Sexual Education.This Op-Ed on Serial Crimes by Joshua Park was quite interesting and echoes some of my sentiments on the matter, still I do believe that the mis-education or the creation of a sexual-ignorant society was more of a contributing factor to Yoo Yeung Chul's crimes then pornography on the Internet. If that were true all the foreigners in Asia would be on a killing rampage. The main point I wanted to make was that I don't believe this articles facts about Korean Sexual Education. In the article they are stating that Only 354 of the 1,276 -- 27.7 percent -- said they were sexually experienced.. From what I have heard and talked about in my classrooms, I have found Korean women to be VERY educated in sex and in fact as one student recently put it I'm hungry for a Man On parting I leave you with this passage and ask you to interpret it for me, because I am at a lost as to why they used this word. Does it mean what it says or is it an idiom?
    Respondents revealed gaps in Korea's sex education, with only 36.8 percent saying such classes were helpful in improving their understanding of sex. Among students who found out about the birds and the bees from other sources, 58.5 percent of women fingered friends, and 55 percent of men the Internet.
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    • Put Asian, Korean and sex together in the same post and you will see a drastic increase in your site traffic.

      So far I am counting 40 hits. This warrants a post at a later time. - Gumbi  (5/27/2005 2:03:54 AM)
    • My own blog is rife with spelling errors but I had to laugh at the idea of pointing to the man's 'crouch'. Koreans are very flexible but still, I would be more likely to point that his 'crotch'. - Brian  (5/30/2005 3:31:47 PM)
    • Hey, I was editting content for my younger viewers.
      Anyways I will ignore your mistakes for now...
      Thanks for the heads up. - Gumbi  (5/31/2005 11:41:26 PM)
    • "Don't get drunk with Western men" - seems an odd conclusion when you yourself point out that Korean women are apparently quite sexually adventurous. Which is it - "innocent and unsuspecting" or "hungry for a man"? You make it seem as if Western men are despoiling the former, while the latter you somehow conveniently forget about in your condemnation of foreign men. And what are your "thoughts" on the advisability of girls getting drunk with Korean men? Are they devoid of sexual impulses? I suppose you think they go home, watch "The Sound of Music", and play checkers. Thanks for the feul on the fire - just what sincere Western men need. - Decent guy  (6/1/2005 3:24:06 AM)
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    Shot to the Heart - 5/26/2005 12:39:39 AM
    ~ Last year in early March I learnt about the plans for the City of Busan to create an X-Games theme park in Eulsukdo. Eulsuk is a small island located on the east of the Naktdong River and gets its popularity from being a great place to picnic and relax on the grass or walk along the side of the river and see the numerous migratory birds that frequent the estuary. I was so ecstatic to learn about the X-Games facility especially since it was going to include a huge outdoor climbing wall. The city is in desperate need of a sports area that is easily accessible for all Koreans. For instance in-line skating is huge down here in the Po and at least twice a month they have a marathon or a half-marathon for the runners. Well with Eulsuk Island and Dadaepo being close neighbors in only seemed fitting that they build the center there. Not to mention it is a 5 minute drive form my apartment and it was suppose to be free.

    ~Well sadly I have been going to Eulsuk Island information center for the past 4 months asking the same old question over and over again. When is the sports facility going to be built? Why haven't you started yet? Finally I did something genius, I emailed the city of Busan and this is the reply I received.
    Dear Gumbi & Marley, I am a webmaster of Busan Metropolitan City Website. Thank you for your e-mail and interest in Busan City. The X-Games Complex project has been cancelled because environmentalists protested against this plan. As you know, Eulsukdo is the largest migratory bird habitat in Asia. I hope that you enjoy beautiful nature of Eulsukdo. If you need any other information of Busan City, Please email me at emaster@metro.busan.kr or visit the Busan City Web site at http://english.busan.go.kr/ Best regards, Jiyoung An, Webmaster Busan Metropolitan City
    So I emailed back asking if they decided to build the center in another area of town, which is acceptable as long as they build the damn place, but I am still waiting for a reply. The problem with the current sports centers is that they are either University grounds and located in very inconvenient part of town or they are so over run by weekenders that you can't actually do your sports for fear of hitting or running over someone. But I have to respect the environmentalists the one thing this Country and City needs is someone to wake the Koreans up to their blatant misuse and plunder of nature in and around them. Maybe I will create another useless petition to satisfy my anger. Until then I will wait for the reply to my latest email.
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    Canada for a Moment - 5/24/2005 2:48:10 PM
    ~ Where there is an Elephant in the room you can't really ignore it and I see an Elephant. I'm referring to Canada's no confidence vote that just past. I have to admit I am more intoned to Korean politics then Canadian, but I did try to stay abreast with the new budget since that effects everyone and eventually me when I return to Canada.
    In his own comments outside the House, Bloc Quebecois leader Gilles Duceppe said his party will now stop trying to topple the government.
    "We will be respecting the vote, we won't do like the Liberals have done" he told reporters. "The procedural tactics are done for now."


    Seizing on the negative publicity, the Conservatives and the Bloc Quebecois found themselves aligned in their condemnation of the minority Liberals, challenging their "moral authority" to govern.

    ~I wonder if this could happen in America? All this politicking would probably be considered UNAmerican. Really I have no clue; I just see a big contrast between the two Neighboring Nations. But the question I really want to ask is 'why are the Quebecois such a pain in the ass?' Anyways, my main concern as I stated was the budget and this is the breakdown found on Canada.com.
  • A $2.7-billion increase in the Guaranteed Income Supplement for low-income seniors, worth an extra $36 a month for low-income singles by 2007.
  • $13 billion for the military.
  • compare this with our Neighbor with amilitary budget request for Fiscal Year 2005 of $420.7 billion It is no wonder people in Korea always laugh when I mention the Canadian military, with our one submarine we will take over the world.
  • $7 billion in personal tax cuts; however, most measures only take effect in the final years.
  • The budget is planed to take effect of the next four years and of course the good stuff is left till the end.
  • $5 billion in gas tax revenues for cities.
  • $5 billion for a national child-care program.
  • $3.4 billion more in foreign aid.
  • $5 billion for environmental initiatives.
  • An extra $298 million to help immigrants settle in Canada.
  • Add to all that the promises extracted by the NDP, funded over two years:
  • $1.6 billion for affordable housing.
  • $1.5 billion more for post-secondary education.
  • $900 million for environmental initiatives. $500 million more for foreign aid.
  • I am please with the $5 billion that will be pumped into Environmental issues; Canada should be one of the countries at the forefront of Environmental protection and innovation. I would never what Canada to be a concrete jungle like Korea, where your idea of a picnic is to camp out on a beach litter with debris and flotsam from upstream.
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    EFL Conference Pt.3 - 5/23/2005 1:23:52 AM
    ~ Sorry this is so late, even though there has been zero feedback I decided to continue posting about the EFL conference since it did interest me.

    The third Presenter that I saw in the morning was Marc Helgesen who is a very frequent guest speaker at most TESOL conferences, and while he is the author of many books, he also has a more jovial presentation style and talks to you and not above you.

    (The two before if you would like to read them as well)
    EFL Conference Part 1
    EFL Conference Part 2

    ~His presentation dealt with the idea of Extensive Reading and Effective Reading. His comparison was Intensive vs. Extensive Reading and how they differ. So let me compare them as he did.

    Intensive Reading

  • Slow
  • Skill Building
  • Test focus
  • That was pretty straightforward; you see the idea of intensive reading is to read not for pleasure but to read for the sole principal of reading. Intensive reading sounds like High School English and all the months wasted studying Shakespeare. Don't get me wrong I did enjoy some of his works, for example I related to Othello and Julius Caesar, but I really hated King Lear and Hamlet. In fact the books that I have the fondest memories for Of Mice and Men and Obasan. There are others that I chose to read on my own, like War of Worlds, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and my all time favorite book To Kill a Mockingbird. Then we have Extensive Reading:

    Extensive Reading

  • Fast
  • Fluency Building
  • Pleasure focus
  • Already it looks interesting. Reading lots of easy and enjoyable books help to build vocabulary and spelling, plus it gives them motivation to try speaking and while they read their mind's eye will be listening to their English. He sets out an average reading speed of 200 wm, but I have never tested or timed the speed of my students since I deal with absolutely zero reading in my classes. Reading helped me a lot. When I moved from Toronto to Calgary I was suddenly being parented by someone who actually cared about my studies and my progress at school. Up until the time I was 13 I have never read a book willingly and when I moved to Calgary I discovered Piers Anthony, and subsequently there after Terry Brooks (Famous for his Star Wars books), Robert Jordan, Arthur C. Clark, J.R.R. Tolkein and other sci-fi/fantasy writers. But the point of it all is that it was for pleasure and at first it took a lot to get trough a book, but after reading 8 Piers Anthony books I was chocked full of bad puns and I was able to rip off a book in a day if I wanted to. As you can tell I completely agree with his ideas and I subsequently thought of a way to mix in with language blogging. Assuming that all my students have the technology to do so you can easily make blogging an all in compassing language lesson, for example when I taught writing at my current school during the winter season I use to get the students to blog their assignments and I would also ask them to read each others posts, using comments as a way to track their progress and understanding. Well students can always find away to cheat and cheat they did. But what if... What if you wanted to teach for full exposure to English, then why not use the blog as the writing medium then have each student go to each students blog (my classes where a maximum of 10, so fairly feasible) and then have them not only read the writing but record it to practice their speaking and then they could burn it onto a CD. It may be a little to intensive so why not have a final class project where they have a spoken recording of at least one post from every student in their classroom. Blogging would maximize their writing, commenting would maximize their comprehension and recording would maximize their listening, speaking. Extensive Reading/Effective Reading is supposedly booming in Asia, but some of the setbacks have been reporting, classroom management and reading aloud. Remove these problems by placing their English onus on them and make them work the hardest outside of class. Like Foreigners learning their native tongue, we are fully immersed in the language in order to learn it effectively.
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    Nothing at all - 5/21/2005 10:18:56 PM
    ~ Hey just testing out a new script that I receieved via Maxuk.net. What a nice Lad.

    Roll over the word to see the translation.


    Seen Star Wars yet? I have been looking around the sites that I get my Lost and Numbers shows from and I have noticed a large amount of Revenge of the Sith downloads. Sadly I cannot watch, cause I will be heading to Changwon next Satuday for all you can drink movie festival. 아사. ~.
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    Gwangju Uprising - 5/20/2005 12:08:20 AM
    ~ May 17th was my big sis Judith's Birthday.

    She's old.

    Stay tuned for my report on the Gwangju Massacre.

    Did I mention she's old!

    I would also like to make a shout-out to Denis, who is now in England working as a Sports Writer for the Irish Independent (correct?). Your Solid Gold Denis, glad you enjoy the Kim Min Ji story.



    ~Happy Birthday Jude.
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    Teachers Union in Korea - 5/19/2005 11:28:50 PM
    ~ Listening to the EFL Law session I came to the realization that probably the best way for teachers in this country to protect themselves is through Information. That is where the problem lies; we need to build a large database of relevant and current information for all foreigners in Korea. Labor Board Contacts, Common Immigration Problems, Korea No-no's and other similarly related information.

    Having been in Korea for long enough most people will know some of the answers to these problems or what to do in certain situations, or else they know who to ask. So what I would like to do or, at least discuss here is getting a grant or funding from the Government to write a book or group of brochures that can be placed in key areas in and around Korea.

    ~Specifically I would like to create one for Gimhae and Incheon Airport that would list not BAD schools, but the signs of a bad school and how to protect them. Understandable it would have to be hidden from the general concourse public, so I believe putting it in front of Customs and immigration every foreigner would be able to see it and snatch up a copy. With this help guide in hand all the newbie's to Korea would know where to go for help, like I mentioned before as well as relevant links to sites likes Pusanweb, EFL-Law and Hogwan.Com, assuming they Didn’t do their homework before coming. This would not be exclusive to Teachers, but could also tailor to South East Asian workers and other migrant workers who get treated worse then us. Right now with the APEC around the corner it is most likely people in the Government or city council will listen to us to appease us and I truly believe this is more effective then a Union. Please if we do it right we can make a club or Group and advertise it in the guide, so all the new foreigners would know about it and they would be more likely to join a group then the fickle veterans of Korea. With a large membership base would come a large contact base, which would in turn make people turn their heads and take a second look. Mind you we would have to keep that low key at first but it would be the most effective way to solve the teachers' issue, to begin with the newest and most vulnerable, start fighting back at the route of the problem. I leave it to you to read this and comment on it, please take it serious and if you are interested in it, then get on board now and let's start planning. Send me a message at this address teachersupport(AT)gmail(DOT)com and I will begin a mailing list putting everyone in contact with each other, or else use the EFL-Law site as a discussion base. EFL-Law Union
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    Interviews - 5/18/2005 5:41:03 PM
    ~ Yesterday I had an interview with the PKNU English department for what I thought was to be a job with a reputable University, the phrase 'nothing sacred' applies here.

    The interview started off really shitty with the Director bitching at me right away because of my resume. you see on my resume I have my TESOL certificate as 2001 - 2002, because it was, yes it was the standard 120 hr course, but it ran from December thru to January. Because of the flow of my resume I could not make an exception for this section and put in the months, plus it looks more powerful if it was over a year. Seeing that it was an interview I apologized for the confusion, yet still continued to whine about it for 10 minutes.

    I think it might have been one of those saving face tricks. Like the dumpling trick that I read about in a James Clavell novel, Tai-Pan there is a business deal going done and the main character Dirk gains an advantage in the negotiations by gaining face over a dumpling. Anyways it was an attempt to belittle me or to set me off balance.

    The interview continued with her talking constantly about herself, her Education, how she is in her third year of a two year term at the University and all this other B.S. When she finally got to interviewing me I was trying very hard not to yawn. When I got the chance to ask her some questions I asked the all important question.

    Do I have to make lesson plans? Or how much work do I ACTUALLY have to do?
    Stupid Gumbi, Stupid stupid stupid. That started a shitstorm (Trailer Park Boys™)of Foreign Devil Money (FDM) bashing and how lazy all her teachers are and that she studied in AmeriKa and get her M.A. in Tesol or something like that.

    AS the interview progressed I decided to ask her about housing, and this was a real shitsnare (Trailer Park Boys™) of an issue for both of us. She babbled on about how the most senior teacher gets to live on campus and all the other teachers live off campus and have to pay their rent. I TRIED to explain to her that I owned my own Apartment and I wouldn't need an apartment, but I expected the Uni to pay me a monthly amount in remuneration for having my own apartment. She then explained to me again that I could not get an apartment on campus...

    I grew tired of her crap and I entered the shitcondescending mode (Gumbi™) and said it all over again to her, she looked at me like I was stupid and changed the subject.

    It would seem that as much as I hate the job, I also burnt my bridges with her, but in my honest opinion I think she is abusing her power as Director to rip off her teachers, if she disrespects them that much it must be so.
    ~Otherwise I would like to inform you all that I have permanently corrected the permalink error that has been irritating me and other readers for awhile. Blinger was tracking back to my site and had some issue that was the final straw pushing me into a hard night of coffee and code. Other changes were made to the left menu, where you will notice that ALL links are sorted into drop-down lists. Sometimes I wonder if the readers are smart enough to understand that they are drop down menus, or that this section of the blog even exists. In fact I was considering that deeply during one of my classes today and I compared it to my surfing habits and I have come to the conclusion I spend at least 3 minutes on new sites and 5 to 10 minutes on regular sites. With the new tracking script I added to the back end of the site I have been able to determine that readers stay for 1 minute. I'm so utterly depressed. Kim Min Ji, Rainbow Video and the Nork propaganda posts were good quality posts, yet they only read it for 1 momento and then left. Not every blogger in Korea can talk about the news over and over again, in fact the majority of sites just regurgitate others works or news pieces. Tomorrow I will post Part 3 of the EFL conference and hopefully an update on the job search. Wish me luck, oh and help me with my research. If you have made it this far please leave a comment saying ummm, 'Pagan Blogger'
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    • good luck pagan blogger, your ever faithful sister - Caroline  (5/19/2005 5:00:17 AM)
    • Sounds to me like you probably shouldn't work there. - Blinger  (5/19/2005 11:23:39 AM)
    • I have been losing Readers!

      Whats up with that? - Gumbi  (5/19/2005 11:23:49 AM)
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    Kim Min Ji - 5/16/2005 11:58:40 PM
    ~ It's time this story was told, especially since the Korean Government is moving forward with plans to implement new Won notes in the year 2006. You see what I have to tell you is about a girl who lived a very short and tragic life. Her name was Kim Min Ji and from what I know about the story she was born in the early 1970's, but sadly her life was quickly extinguished and she never had the opportunity to enjoy a full and fruitful life like the rest of us.

    Most of what I have to tell you is based on rumor, but nonetheless her story is full of sorrow and it has touched my heart. As the story goes in the early 1980's a certain Mr. Kim worked for the Korea bank as a possible treasurer worker and one day his daughter was kidnapped and held ransom for access to either printing plates or just the money in the bank. Either way Mr. Kim was unable to fulfill this request so the kidnappers did the only unfortunate thing they could, they killed.

    But they didn't just kill her; they cut off her bound arms, her legs and her head. After they cut her up they thought in the river so she could be washed away and forgotten, but she was anything but forgotten. In fact later on that decade Mr. Kim became the President of the Bank of Korea and had all the money changed to tell about the tale of his ill-begotten daughter.

    So let me now take the time to tell you about the changes he made in the money. If you look at the 10 Won piece or the 십원 on the steps leading up to the pagoda you may notice the Korean Characters Kim written in the steps, 김. If you can't see it yet, turn the coin 90 degrees to the left.
    Next look at 50 won or the 오십원 and right above the 원 you will see a scythe which was in fact the murder weapon involved in decapitating Kim Min Ji, also if you count the rice stocks and the branches you will note that there are nine in total, which was the age of Kim Min Ji at the time of her death.
    The 100 won or the 백원 is more gruesome and takes a very keen eye, if you turn the coin 180 degrees and look at the beard of Lee Soon Shim you will see her hair standing on end and her face twisted into a painful howl.
    On the tail of the bird you will notice two arms bound together on the 오백원, you may have to peer closer.

    Let's move on to the bills. On the bills I have taken the time to circle the hotspots to make it easier for you to understand what I am talking about.

    On the 1000 Won or 천원 in the lower left hand corner of the face side of the bill you will see that one of the incents sticks outside of the picture, if you turn this to the right 90 degrees you will see the word MIN written in Romanized letters.

    On the backside of the 오천원 you will see that the building is an 오죽헌, or an Oh Juk Han which is not a temple, but actually a school. So we all know that schools typically don't have gravestones, but if you look to the right of the entrance you will notice a gravestone and in a further twist of irony on the gravestone is the word 강 (Kang = River) written in Chinese characters.
    The last bill we have to inspect is the 만원 which holds the secret to this whole tale. Very easily on the shoulder of Sae Jong Dae Wang, 세종대왕 you can the legs of Kim Min Ji. But what has never been found and is reportedly on the Man Won somewhere is her middle name Ji 지 and if you ever do attempt to find it, you will unfortunately die and never be able to tell me.

    Through years of painstaking research I have been able to reconstruct what Kim Min Ji would have looked like if she where normal 9 year old self so feel free to click the read on button, plus you can hear the story of my follow-up interview with the Bank of Korea Busan Representative.

    ~
    In fact it is true, I did interview a man from the Bank of Korea and we discussed at great length the story of Kim Min Ji and he had to honestly admit to me that he had no idea that the money has pictures telling her story. At first he tried to cover up by stating that they where all just counterfeiting measures and that the coincidence was just created by someone with either too much time on their hands, or a Blogger who is so desperate for a good laugh he will go so far as to create fictitious stories about girls being cut up and washed down a river. Which ever one you believe, just remember the lengths I have gone through to bore you! Keep your eyes on the paper, cause I am preparing yet another article, but this one will be about Mrs. Kim.
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    EFL Conference Pt. 2 - 5/16/2005 5:52:32 PM
    ~ The next presenter in the morning was Dr. Phyllis Chew who discussed the rise and fall of CLT in Singapore and how we can use teaching methods from the west in our teaching approaches.

    Dr. Chew's speech was interesting in the aspect that she talked about a heterogeneous society and how the learners acquire their language. Compared to Korea, which is by and large a homogeneous society, with a large portion of them being xenophobic and very critical of any culture or country that impeaches on the sovereignty.
    ~Dr. Chew went on to talk about the people in Singapore losing their mother tongue, but most people are accepting of that since they are a heterogeneous society and that soon Singlish will become the native tongue for the four different ethnic groups in Singapore. This seems to be a very interesting phenomenon, the mixing of five languages into one brand new language, Singlish and could easily become a good debate for an against Government involvement in the acquisition of a second language.
    Grammar seems to be the back bone of lessons for Korean teachers, possibly because their SLA. is the opposite of Singapore's in that they learn nothing but grammar for a long, long time.
    In Singapore the government adopted what it called the zero-grammar approach or CLT. This approached offered a wide variety of entertaining subjects and topics, but at the same time the content went by really fast as there was no time to cover everything. The fallback was of course the zero-grammar approach; students stilled longed for something that they could hold, very much like Korean students desire for a high TOEIC and TOEFL score. Also the birth of their new hybrid language could be attributed to this CLT approach. Like I mentioned the idea of a hybrid language becoming so popular in a society that is has become the main resource available for bridging the gaps between the Chinese, Malays and Indians could and should be used as a model for balance when it comes to Language Acquisition. Relying to heavy on any one approach could lead to a very heavy TOEIC country with very poor language ability. I have been in more then one argument about Japanese vs. Korean English ability and from my experiences, I stand behind the Japanese as being the better speaker. They are not as nationalistic as most Koreans so they are very accepting of English and they don't go out and get their tongues cut to help with their pronunciation. But I have heard that their Juku schools or Hogwans in Korea average 11.5 billion a year in revenue, where as Korea is 7 billion a year (these are internet figures, but I heard this somewhere before, source unknown). I wonder if Korea has the opposite effect as Singapore and that in fact the homogeneity of society is what is having the most adverse effect on the Koreans ability to learn and use English.
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    • I think the first three speakers were excellent and half the afternoon speakers were acceptable to very good. Korea invests tonnes of money in EFL with little to show for it. Some Singapore experts hence think there will be lots of jobs here forever for native speakers and others.I think it is time to show more sense than money and publicize widely to sttop the EFL mania here referred to by Dr. Robertson in his stellar article in the new book English Language Learning in the Asian Context - JOJU  (5/22/2005 10:05:51 PM)
    • Joju your point is very true and is also one of the main reason the serious teachers in Asia as so frustrated. No matter how much we try to improve the state of ESL in this country, the more someone out there be a student, director or Mother sets us back.

      They have their own perverted idea of how to learn to English and I have gotten in many fights with ex-bosses when I refuse to act like a clown for a bunch of over worked 10 year olds.

      Mind you that was years ago. - Gumbi  (5/23/2005 1:33:28 AM)
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    EFL Conference Pt.1 - 5/16/2005 1:44:36 AM
    ~ The Future of English Education in Asia is going to take a drastic turn for the better if we all hold hands and sing kumbaya. The meeting started off really strong and I was quite impressed with the first three presenters and they offered some very meaningful talks which I will have to share with you just so I can bore you to death.

    As hard as it maybe to believe I really do like to get involved in the things I do, so if I am going to be a teacher I might as well improve myself so I can grow as a person and feel wholesome inside. But if the idiots that were asking questions at the conference are let loose on the world or even worse teaching in the Universities around Korea, then I can only hope they aren't Canadians.

    The Keynote address was given by Rod Ellis and if you have spent anytime in a bookstore looking for a good teaching book, well then I guarantee you have either seen his books, or bought one. He has to be one of the foremost publishers for Oxford Press dealing with books ranging from SLQ, Grammar and TESOL.

    His keynote address dealt with the 10 Principles of Instructed Language Learning and I will sum up his speech and add in my thoughts and ideas that I sketched out as he presented.
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    So learning TOEIC first and then conversation second is part of a students natural Acquisition? Should Grammar be delayed until later?
    Point 1. The instructor needs to ensure that learners develop a rich repertoire of formulaic expressions and a rule based competence.
    As an example, we should use what he coined as chunks or formulaic sentences, like 'I don't know' to help the students begin building their knowledge and right off the bat the teacher should work on interaction or output and not so much on grammar or input. Thus we would help the student in the following ways:
  • We help to build fluency.
  • Ready made sentences mean ready to use and easy to remember.
  • Rules can eventually learned from the Chunks
  • Point 2. Instructors need to ensure that learners focus predominantly on meaning.
    For point 2 he was talking about the differences between Semantic meaning and Pragmatic meaning. The Semantic meaning would deal with lexical items, while pragmatic meanings would express highly contextualized meanings through communication. I thought about this one for two reasons, originally it confused the hell out of me and second when it dawned on me what it meant I discovered that I was already using this process. You see pragmatic learning requires the learners to use the language in a real and 'contextualized' meaning, so when they are set in practical situations that allow them to understand the usage and the meanings of the words. This could relate to some of my ESLog lessons, a good example would be the Problem and Solutions work sheets that I adapted from another persons lesson plan so that they where inundated with useful language to use in situations as well as being asked to think of their own examples. Or having my students do presentation that forces them to use what they have learned in a 20 minute speech or lesson.
    Tasks should elicit natural communicative language. See my opinion on point 2; these seem to have a ying-yan relationship.
    Point 3. Instructors need to ensure attention to form.
    Teachers should use focused tasks that require the learners to comprehend and process specific Grammatik structures during input or to produce structure during the output.
    Point 4. Instructions need to be predominantly directed at developing implicit knowledge of L2 while not neglecting explicit knowledge.
    Implicit Knowledge
  • Second Nature
  • Habitual knowledge gained from use and practice
  • Explicit Knowledge
  • Learning/studying and not gained through practical experience
  • While doing a Thesis in university I interviewed a drunk driving hit and run victim named John. Without getting to involved in his story what had happened was he was hit and a blood vessel in his brain ruptured causing him to lose the ability to retain NEW memories. When I first met him it was through a support group that setup the meeting for me and before meeting him I had to mail him a picture as well as an EXACT meeting place so he could find me. On the day of the meeting I worried that he had forgotten, but in fat he arrived right on time with a picture of me in his hand and a very confused look. You see they had explained to him what the meeting was about yet he had forgotten by the time he arrived. I was surprised to learn that he had in fact driven to the meeting place and that the place we met at was where he met his ex-wife. Through John I am able to understand the difference between Implicit and Explicit knowledge, he could remember everything before the accident, but everyday after was a '50 first dates' day; Implicit is second-nature, Explicit is learnt and easily forgotten.
    Point 5. Instructions needs to take into account the learners built in syllabus.
    Figuring out things like the order or sequence of acquisition relating to implicit knowledge. While also trying to adopt a zero grammar approach and waiting for the students to show you what structure THEY are ready to acquire. After learning their syllabus we would be able to begin teaching using explicit knowledge. This seems to be his transition period from the implicit to the explicit and the major recommendation was to use reading. This will tie in later with Marc Helgesen's talk and thus I will leave it at that.
    Point 6. Successful instructed language learning requires extensive L2 input.
    I adamantly agreed with his opinion on this matter and I have always thought that they best way to learn a language is through complete and utter immersion. A good example is my wife who has learned English by being with me everyday and I have never taught her a single lesson in English. So she know has lots of implicit knowledge and it also so apparently clear that she is missing a lot of the explicit knowledge. So if we simplify the input while maximizing the L2
    Point 7. Language learners must be given the opportunity for output.
    I hate to say it but this is the most obvious, yet misunderstood. The output should be in controlled exercise that promote the use of chunks that can be quickly assimilated into implicit knowledge, rather than promoting extended talking which should only come when the students 'syllabus' is apparent to the teacher and the learning is ready for this style of acquisition.
    Point 8. The opportunity to interact is the central idea to developing L2
    This is why I disagree with the idea of promoting extensive reading. Sure it is easy to build lessons around reading and speaking about the reading afterwards, sort of like a book club, but meaning and enjoyment is relative to each person and can quickly leads to boredom, confusion or even teacher laziness. Like I said before, without really knowing it I have been promoting a controlled learning environment and I think this allows for the most successful opportunity for output and interaction with other learners and having something to guide you can very often bolster the learner's confidence.
    Point 9. Teachers need to cater to individual learners as much as possible.
    You can approach this analytically or memory based, either way the idea is to listen to what the learners are doing and saying and correcting them or encouraging them along the way.
    Psycholinguistic Perspective vs. the Sociolinguistic Perspective
    The influence of psychological factors on the development of language just opens up a whole can of motivational whoop ass that will be dealt with in a later post. But the sociolinguistic perspective is very interesting in an homogeneous society which is another area I would like to discuss in a later post, but my basic idea is that society gives Korean students their identity and many even their implicit English'e' knowledge.
    Point 10. When assessing the learner it is important to examine them in a free as well as controlled environment.
    Personally this just lends credence to the idea of using presentations and controlled assignments in my classrooms. This is the third of Rod's points that I agreed with completely and I would promote the use of direct assessment that would lead to a closed outcome or else using external ratings, but either way if the assessment is not as effective as the teaching then the students will not be upgrading their internal syllabus. In my opinion I found Rod Ellis expressed some very interesting points, but the questions they raised could be even more helpful in assessing how a Teacher should teach and in what area/role they are the most proficient. Social linguistic form seems to be one of the best steps forward in this society, but at the same time the worst step back. Seeing and learning English in everyday life helps to promote the everyday usage, but also the idea of using hangul to pronounce the English is a step back which builds a dependency on their own language, rather than the acquired language. This could imply a major role for society to ensure the use of English in a Romanized manner, while trying to deal with the loss, or feeling of loss of their identity and culture. For example the Kookmin KB issue that arouse last year is a prime example.
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    Practical Korean HW - 5/12/2005 12:58:00 PM
    ~ Homework Assignment for the Practical Korean Lessons ~* ~전에, ~기 전에 (before, ago) 1. I called 30mins ago---> ___________ 전화했었다. 2. I went to London 5years ago.---> ____________ 런던에 갔었다. 3. I wash my face before going to bed.---> _______________ 세수를 합니다. 4. I read the newpaper before work.---> _____________ 신문을 읽습니다. * ~겠습니다. (future tense) Change the form and make them future tense) 1. I'll call you---> (전화하다) ______________ 2. I'll eat---> (먹다.) __________________ 3. I'll wait---> (기다리다.) _______________ 4. I'll study---> (공부하다.) ________________ 5. I'll buy---> (사다) __________________ * 몇 ~ : how many using the hints and make a right expression 1. how many teachers---> ______________ 2. how many bananas--->________________ 3. how many taxis--->________________ 4. how many glasses of beer--->_______________ 5. how many books---> ________________ 6. how many dogs---> _________________ 7. how many papers--->_______________ 8. how many bottles---> _______________ hint) ~잔, ~권, ~장, ~마리, ~병, ~대, ~개, ~명
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    Practical Korean 5 - 5/12/2005 12:46:42 PM
    ~ A: 우리 언제 만나기로 했지?
    B: 오늘 저녁 7시에 만나기로 했잖아.
    A: 미안하지만 못가.우리 다음주 토요일날 만나자. 나 일주일전에 오늘 사장님 댁에 가기로 약속 했었거든..
    B: 알았어. 그럼 월요일날 다시 전화해.
    A: 미안해. 내가 꼭 전화 할께.

    (Literal translation)
    A: When are we going to meet?
    B: Today in the evening at 7.
    A: Sorry but I can't. Let's see next sat. I made an appointment with my boss to visit him today, one week ago.
    B: Ok. Well call me next Monday again.
    A; Sorry. I'll call.

    * ~ 하지만 : ~ but
    ex) 맛있지만 비싸다. (Delicious but expensive)
    어렵지만 재미있다. (Difficult but interesting)
    * ~전에 (before, ago)
    ex) 일년 전에 (1 year ago)
    한시간 전에 ( one hour ago)
    먹기전에 (before eating)
    * 다시: again
    * 꼭: must
    ex) 꼭 전화해 :(you) must call
    꼭 먹어 : (you) must eat
    꼭 해 : (you) must do
    * 할께 (informal) / 하겠습니다 (formal) --> future tense
    ** ~께
    ex) 공부할께 : I'll study
    전화할께 : I'll call
    갈께 : I'll go
    잘께 : I'll sleep

    Grammatically correct translation below. ~A: When are we going to meet? B: This evening at 7. A: Sorry, but I can't. Let's meet next Saturday, I made an appointment with my boss one week ago to visit him today. B: Ok, well call me on Monday. A; Sorry, I'll call.
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    Getting a Haircut - 5/10/2005 7:10:52 PM
    ~ The stress of getting a haircut has effected all of Us in Korea at one time or another.

    Be it the automatic shaving of our sides, or the miscommunication of body-language.

    This is my list of Likes and Dislikes. Comment if you can add anything to the list.

    8. I hate it that I can't find a cute girl to cut my hair.

    7. I miss having a women shampoo my hair before I get my haircut. (Slightly erotic)

    6. I hate having my hair vacuumed. (Yes they really do vacuum your hair here)

    5. I hate the conversation (None)

    4. I dislike it when they clean my ears with Q-tips, especially the jerks that twirl their scissors.

    3. I hate hairdresser that flip their scissors, like their job is something special and if they twirl scissors near my head I will be impressed and clap.

    2. They don't use Barbacide.

    1. I hate the Ajeoshi cut and even though I protest, the first thing they do is try to shave my sides off like a 1980's mullet cut.
    ~5. I like the conversation (None) 4. Even though I bitched about it, I enjoy having someone clean my ears. (Not Erotic! Just strange) 3. Haircuts only cost $5000 ($5) 2. They use a real razor when they trim the short hairs on the back of the neck. 1. See #3
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    • you are hilarious. So are all coiffures run by men? No women in the business or are they busy at the rub and tugs? - Caroline  (5/10/2005 10:00:02 PM)
    • As you're aware Ed, I usually cut my own hair or have my wife do so with the trusty pair of clippers I brought with me from Canada; however, I have been to a couple of places in Korea. Most problems I've had relate to what you already mentioned, but I refer to the "mullet" as the "bowl cut" as they're always trying to give me one of those freaky ah-jjjuh-sshiiii style cuts which leaves a nice bowl-like line around my head...fashionable back home in 1984 I think? After the first couple of butcherings, I learned to use a couple of important words with whomever the "professional" was. The first was "tuh-riiiiiiihm" as I held my thumb and index finger about a millimeter apart and the second was "no line, no line, no line!" while waving my hands like a maniac in front of their faces. The strangest experience I had was when one lady shaved my head with a pair of scissors and a comb. All I thought to myself was that things could've been a bit more productive if they had've used a pair of clippers. Anyway, she was fast and it was kind of trippy and I will never forget that hair cut and who's to argue with that "Korean logic"?... - 드웨인  (5/11/2005 12:06:40 AM)
    • Oh the rub and Tugs are big business here. If you go to a hairdresser that has one of those classic barber poles you can get a hair cut. If it has a double red line, you can get a lil sumtin sumtin.
      드웨인 I have never seen you with hair longer then a mm. I would pe scared to see you with hair. I might think it was fake.
      Besides Korean Logic, is the logic of illogic. - Gumbi  (5/11/2005 1:06:20 PM)
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    Email from Japan - 5/5/2005 11:56:56 PM
    ~ This email came from Japan in response to my Article in the Korea Times.

    It should be noted that this reply is 2 months late, but that is typical for my friend Nathan. In fact he just spent the last two months making the transition from Korea to Japan.

    Anyways here is the reply and very valid.

    Good werk Edulaciouis!

    Well written and broad minded ta boot!

    After having finished 'The DaVinci Code' I am now finding myself reminded of a small fact that I may have been overlooking for the past few months; namely, Women are Awesome!

    I'm not sure if Dan Brown coined the term 'sacred feminine ' or not for his book, but the divine godess and godess worship has been of interest to me since I took a course at Concordia called 'Women in Hinduism'. The prof was this older fireball of a Hindu woman who said 'ejaculate' and 'orgasm' in class; she was absolutely awesome in many ways.

    Anyway, having the 'Women are Awesome' thingy on the brain for a while, I thought I might share a few thoughts from a few women we know.

    Firstly, Yuka mentioned that the Chinese government uses anti-Japanese sentiment to effectively displace the repressed feelings which they have towards their own government. It seems that a lot of countries are actually quite pissed with Japan; Korea, Taiwan and China to name a few. I suppose it is always best to turn anger towards your own country in another direction, and this, it seems, is what is currently happening I guess. However, I must say that it is a little freaky being in Japan when N. Korea says 'hi there' with what was possibly be an ICBM. (Aside from 'the Kimster', general hatred of the Japanese within Asia, earthquakes, volcanoes and killer bees, Japan is actually quite safe.)

    Secondly, after talking with my Mom aboot 2 weeks ago about the anti-Japanese sentiment in Korea, she said, 'Well you know Nath, what country really has appologized for what they have done in the past, and how could they? Has the Canadian government appologized for what they have done (and are still doing) to the First People...hell no!'

    People think in the box everywhere man, forgiveness is hard; especially collectively, and the media is a fucking lethal tool.

    I hope you're doing well and that your wife and Marley are happy and healthy. You're a good man Ed, and Keep 'em coming.

    Check out Trans-Border (Wildlife) Reserves (aka; TBR or Peace Parks) on the net and let me know what you think. In the relatively near future this will be my pursuit, and if you're interested in it I'd like to discuss it further, perhaps over a few pints 'o beer.

    No Borders.

    Come visit.

    Werd.

    Nathanzuma Fennstiniberg
    ~His email really helps to sum up how I and many people who have emailed me about my article feel. Not only about Dokto, but everything in life. Admitting you are wrong is difficult, but even worse is the idea of forgiveness. I would just like to say that I thought that the Da Vinci code was shit, and not for purposes of religion, but I found the writer actually VERY boring and I was utterly disappointed with his weak ass ending. But it reads more like a Hollywood movie then a novel. Thank God for Ron Howard and Tom Hanks, they are like the Mickey the cereal kid, they will eat(film) anything. If you haven't read my article, please do so now and comment below.
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    • Happy Parent's Day in Korea, Mother's Day everywhere else. - gumbi  (5/9/2005 9:48:07 AM)
    • Help a blogger out Best Blogs in Asia - Gumbi  (5/9/2005 9:50:23 AM)
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    Knifing at School - 5/3/2005 12:51:44 PM
    ~ Yesterday was the start of a new set of classes and already the school is in a huge stir. Around 10am yesterday I was busy teaching and meeting my new students for the month, when I heard this loud screaming coming from the other side of the Institute. Being the noisy bastard that I am I had to run over and check out what happened.

    A very attractive female teacher was the brunt of a psychotic student/teacher. From what I have heard their is some history behind the situation. For instance this stalker would enter her calls while she was teaching and give her some coffee or chocolate and would then refuse to leave until she accepted it. This went on for about a month until the Management got involved and approached the student telling him that he must stop stalking her and leave her alone or else they will get some kind of restraining order, if they even exist in Korea.

    Monday morning he laid in wait in the Korean teachers room with a box cutter in his hand and when she entered the office he demanded that she confess that she loves him or else he will cut himself. When she didnt respond, he sliced his forearm palm down just above the wrist. The cut was deep enough to sever his tendons and permanently damage his finger mobility for the rest of his life.

    He was rushed to the hospital and quickly afterwards the rumors started about how he would never be able to use his left hand again, or all his fingers are useless etc... Having been unfortunate enough to have suffered a torn tendon in my left arm and right arm I feel sorry for that idiot, because it will take at least 3 years just for the tendons to heal enough so he doesnt feel pain, but he will always have problems.

    Thank god I dont have any stalkers cutting themselves up in front of me in some misplaced act of undying love. Koreans watch to many Soap Operas and seem to have a very warped sense of love.
    ~In fact I had a friend name Simon who stabbed himself in the leg with a knife, just missing an artery after his underage girlfriend broke up with him. I bared witness to it and had to drag his bleeding ass to a hospital through the bitter cold and snow. He eventual got committed to a psychiatric institute for 1 year and from what I can tell he hasnt changed.
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    April BackTrack - 5/3/2005 12:02:55 AM
    ~ It has been awhile since I gave a good post, so just think of this as a month in review, well not actually a month, but how about two weeks.

    A couple of weeks ago the family made a trip to Eulsukdo so Marley could ride around on his new toy, we received a free toy in the mail from Huggies for two boxes of diapers. They told us next time we can get a motorized car for him and of course Kelly is excited about this, regardless of the fact that I have to pay for a massive amount of diapers.+
    Marley's Bike

    While we where in Eulsukdo we went around to Kang Se, which is pretty much a little fishing village just west of Busan and south of Gimhae. Just by chance while I was misdirected I stumbled upon an Art Village tuck away behind all the factories and restaurants. All of the work at the Village is done by University students, who create statues and other wooden artifacts for temples all around Southern Korea. They had a mini gallery with some amazing works of art, so we snuck in the camera and took some pictures. We wanted to pose with Marley, but he had fallen asleep.


    Art Display


    We were given permission to roam freely and see the different state of their current project, which I assume is helping to rebuild Naksan Sa.


    Art Village






    Art Village

    ~
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    • i can't open teh link for his bike pics could you send them to me via email? Did you hear Mike's Dad passed away last month. - Caroline  (5/10/2005 10:05:06 PM)
    • I have been redesigning everything, that is why it looks shitty.
      Bare with me and I will have them up and ready to go. I will also email the pics to you, or you can take your pic in my photogallery. just click on "Marley's New Album" top left hand menu - Gumbi  (5/11/2005 1:51:32 AM)
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    May - 5/2/2005 1:06:50 AM
    ~ Welcome to the month of May.

    Unfortunately I got drunk on Dong-Dong ju this weekend and I did not post anything.

    But I did add a whole shit-load of pictures to the photo album and I made a new poll.

    Look at all my photos here ~Exciting events this month? Our trip to an Art Village. Journey up a Cable Car. Same Bat Time, Same Batblog.
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    • What an excellent site! Keep up the great job! I especially like the pictures/blog. Can you tell me what software you use? God Bless - Patrick Guilfoyle  (6/1/2005 11:19:48 AM)
    • Patrick thanks for the great comments. Actually this was created in ASP by the guy who runs Extremist Vector. Through some haggling I was able to pick up on the script and continue the development. 100% homemade! - Gumbi  (6/1/2005 11:36:30 PM)
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    Twangers - 4/27/2005 1:11:44 AM
    ~ I have been looking around the net to find some videos that would be good for Marley to watch, since Kelly is on this huge kick to make him as smart as possible.

    Very typical of a Korean mother to obsess about education, honestly I dont give a shit since he is only 1 years old. But in my search and with a little help from Fernandez, I found this gem. You will the flash video in the read more section below.

    The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

    Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

    George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

    Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

    We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

    Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

    Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

    Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

    Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

    Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

    George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

    Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

    Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

    Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

    George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

    Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

    Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

    Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

    Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

    Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

    Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

    Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

    George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

    Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

    Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

    Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

    George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

    Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

    Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

    Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

    Roger: "Banging can be fun."

    Jane: "Ooooh yes and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

    Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

    Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

    everybody get your instruments out."

    Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

    Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

    like to play with my maracas?"

    Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

    Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

    Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

    George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

    Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

    you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

    ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

    Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

    "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

    Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

    get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."
    ~
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    • Jude never visits you site yet I see a pic of Shelby. Why aren't my kids worthy? I have been supporting you and I feel hurt that you ignore my family. - Caroline  (4/29/2005 3:40:16 AM)
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    Tree Profiling - 4/25/2005 5:40:18 PM
    ~ In my never-ending endeavor to bring you the weird and peculiar from Korea, I discovered yet another personality typing fad that is beginning to break in Korea.

    Forget all that crap about blood type, we all learned about those months ago, with my groundbreaking report on how juicy we all taste with vegetables.

    Plus, we should all remember tat spring is here an we need to think of Springyish things like short dresses, dog shit and blooming trees. For instance last week I was startled to smell the beautiful fragrance of Wisteria while I was walking home. It was startling because I have grown accustomed to chocking on exhaust fumes and the rank smell of open sewage running underfoot. For a moment I missed the beauty of trees and the fragrant smell of Calgary, but then I remembered how Popular trees shit their sticky seeds all over my car, the arrival of mosquitoes large enough to carry off Marley and again back to the dogs.

    Anyways to the point, below find your birth date from the list and then find the corresponding tree in the blog section (FOR THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED, CLICK ON READ MORE...)

    12/23 ~ 1/1 Apple Tree
    1/2 ~ 1/11 Fir Tree
    1/12 ~ 1/24 Elm Tree
    1/25 ~ 2/3 An Aged Pine Tree
    2/4 ~ 2/8 Popular Tree
    2/9 ~ 2/18 Hemp Tree
    2/19 ~ 2/28 Pine Tree
    3/1 ~ 3/10 Weeping Willow
    3/11 ~ 3/20 Line Tree
    3/21 ~ Over cup Oak
    3/22 ~ 3/31 Hazel Tree
    4/1 ~ 4/10 Mountain Ash-Rowan Tree
    4/11 ~ 4/20 Maple Tree
    4-21 ~ 4/30 Walnut Tree
    5/1 ~ 5/14 Popular Tree
    5/15 ~ 5/24 Chestnut Tree
    5/25 ~ 6/3 Aspen Tree
    6/4 ~ 6/13 White Birch
    6/14 ~ 6/23 Fig Tree
    6/24 Birch Tree
    6/25 ~ 7/4 Apple Tree
    7/5 ~ 7/14 Fir Tree
    7/15 ~ 7/25 Elm Tree
    7/26 ~ 8/4 An Aged Pine Tree
    8/5 ~ 8/13 Popular Tree
    8/14 ~ 8/23 Hemp Tree
    8/24 ~ 9/2 Pine Tree
    9/3 ~ 9/12 Weeping Willow
    9/13 ~ 9/22 Line Tree
    9/23 ~ Olive Tree
    9/24 ~ 10/3 Hazel Tree
    10/4 ~ 10/13 Mountain Ash-Rowan Tree
    10/14 ~ 10/23 Maple Tree
    10/24 ~ 11/11 Walnut Tree
    11/12 ~ 11/21 Chestnut Tree
    11/22 ~ 12/1 Aspen Tree
    12/2 ~ 12/11 White Birch
    12/12 ~ 12/21 Fig Tree
    12/22 ~ 12/31 Beech Tree

    ~If you are taking the time to read this, I would love it if you left a comment stating what your tree is and wether or not you agree with it. Thanks!!

    Apple Tree (Love) You are usually slim, attractive, charming, appealing, sometimes frivolous but bold. You always fall in love with someone because you want to give and take love. You are reliable and make a good partner. Talented in Science, an optimist and have a rich imagination.

    Aspen Tree (Ambitious) You have an uncommon attraction. You are active, but impulsive, so you don't care about how others look at you. You are selfish, yet reliable and decisive. You are also rational with love and you carefully choose your partner.

    Beech Tree You are luxurious and thank about appearance too much. You have a certain rules for life and work. You have good financial power and great leadership skills. You avoid unnecessary work, but you live a rational life and take great care of your appearance and body with exercise.

    White Birch Tree (Inspiration) You are active, attractive, kind, elegant and natural. You dislike exaggeration and vulgarity, since you are not enthusiastic or ambitious. You like a clam and peaceful surrounding.

    Hemp Tree (Confidence) You are the perfection of beauty. (Stoners stop nodding your heads, we are talking about people.) You are friendly and like a luxurious life. You are self-confident, determined and impatient. You are also appealing, talented, diligent and intensive; you wait for true love.

    Chestnut Tree (Honesty) You have an uncommon Beauty. You have outstanding judgment and diplomatic talent. You are humorous but temperamental and sensitive. It is difficult for you to find a partner, because you have a sincere heart.

    Aged Pine Tree (Belief) You are strong, generous, flexible and optimistic. You make a good effort for honor and financial power. You dislike loneliness and don't satisfy easily. You are impatient and careless, but you want to fall deeply in love.

    Elm Tree (Noble) You have a good appearance and leadership skill, but you are not generous. You tend to ignore other people. You are honest, believable, humorous and realistic. You do not mind getting into trouble for others.

    Fig Tree (Sensibility) You are strong, stubborn and independent. You hate arguments and any types of conflict. You love family, children life and animals. You are extremely social, humorous and realistic; but you are also lazy.

    Fir Tree (Mystery) You have uncommon taste, maybe eccentric. Yet you are dignified, refined and stubborn. You have a large ego, but you are modest enough to help others with their troubles. You are diligent, talented and ambitious.

    Hazel Tree (Extraordinary) You are attractive, considerate and generous. You make a great businessperson. You are popular, honest, judgmental, and very fickle.

    Birch (Noble Taste) Beauty and appearance are the most important to you. You aren't selfish, but you desire a peaceful and comfortable life. You are kind, but you aren't very realistic.

    Lime Tree (Doubt) You hate conflict and try to remain calm. You do not like stress or hard work. You are talented in everything, but you do not persevere. You are jealous and dissatisfied person.

    Maple Tree (Independence) You have a rich imagination. You are shy but ambitious, and you often desire a new challenge or experience. Sometimes you are nervous and confused. You have a good memory and are a fast learner. You fall in love easily.

    Overcup Oak (Bravery) You are vigorous, brave, independent and sharp. You hate change and you tend to stay with what you are use to.

    Olive Tree (Intelligence) You love the sun. You are kind, rational and harmonious, You hate violence and conflict. You are generous, cheerful and judgmental. You can be sympathetic and jealous at times.

    Pine Tree (Unique) You agree with others and are great at compromising with others. You are active, enthusiastic and natural. You are difficult to become friends with, but you fall in and out of love easily.

    Poplar (Uncertainty) You aren't very confident, but if needed you can be brave. You have an artistic talent and you are philosophical. You fall in love with prudent partners.

    Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) You love life! You have two faces, independent and dependent. You are talented, enthusiastic and sensitive. You do not forgive others easily.

    Walnut Tree (Passion) You have a unique character. You are egotistic, offensive and ambitious. You are poor at compromising.

    Weeping Willow (Gloomy) You are attractive, sympathetic and always gloomy. You are dreamer who loves to travel. You are honest but fickle. You have good intuition, but you get hurt in love a lot.

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    • white birch but i did not see an explanation, please forward one on to me. - Caroline  (4/29/2005 3:36:14 AM)
    • Tich you must click on the area that says 'Read on...' - gumbi  (4/29/2005 2:40:07 PM)
    • I did, and it stops at Weeping willow. What am I missing? - Caroline  (5/1/2005 6:13:32 AM)
    • It's the fourth one down... - Gumbi  (5/1/2005 10:39:41 PM)
    • I dont see how this differs from zodiac signs, but just smells better. - tyrone shoelaces  (5/30/2005 1:22:47 AM)
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    Korea Practice 4 - 4/22/2005 3:54:09 PM
    ~ (친구와 전화로)
    A: 어이~~ 친구 뭐해?
    B: 일하고있지..
    A: 오늘 저녁에 술한잔 어때?
    B: 좋지
    A: 그럼 서면에서 만나.

    (바에서)
    A: 뭐 마실꺼야?
    B; 난 데킬라. 넌?
    A: 나도..
    B: 여기 데킬라 두잔 주세요.

    A: 친구..나 지난 월요일에 차 한대 샀어.
    B; 정말? 축하해. 부럽다. 나는 집한채 사고싶다~~

    ~잔 :glass
    ~대 :vehicle
    ~채 :house

    (on the phone)
    A: Hey buddy!! What are you doing?
    B: Working.
    A; How about drinking tonight?
    B; Great.
    A; I'll see you in Seo-myun

    (in the bar)
    A: What are you gonna drink?
    B: Tequila, and you?
    A: Me too.
    B: Give me two glass of tequila please.

    A: Hey.. I bought a car last Monday.
    B: Really? congratulations.. envy you.. I want to buy a house.

    * ~송이 : flower or bunch / ~ 그루 : tree / ~ 마리 : animal
    ~ 장 : paper things / ~ 권 : book / ~ 명 : people
    ~ 개 : pieces / ~벌 :suit or clothes / ~자루 : sticks (pencil, chopstick, sword..)
    ~갑 : pack or box / ~보루: carton (10 pack) ~ Try to do it by yourself don't cheat... Fill in the blank. 1. 장미 두 ( ). * 장미 :rose 2. 나무 세 ( ). * 나무 : tree 3. 담배 다섯 ( ). 4. 강아지 두 ( ). * 강아지 : puppy 5. 학생 여섯 ( ). 6. 기차 티켓 네 ( ). * 기차 티켓 : train ticket 7. 젓가락 두 ( ). * 젓가락 : chopstick 8. 버스 일곱 ( ). 9. 쥬스 한 ( ). 10. 아파트 한 ( ). 11. 바지 다섯 ( ). 12. 담배 열 갑 = 담배 한 ( ). 13. 포도 두 ( ). * 포도 : grapes
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    Debugging - 4/20/2005 10:51:32 PM
    ~ This week started off bad, but it seems to be getting better, thankfully. This friday will be the day that we decide on a new head teacher, and while I'm not to concerned about who wins or not, I do have the tedency to take situations like this and think of it as a personality contest, rather then a democratic process.

    If the other guy wins, I will be able to deal with it diplomaticly and contrary to what I said before I wont try to manipulate him and make his life hell.

    New Years resolution #2


  • Try to be more diplomatic in life.


  • On that note I should tell you me little freak out I had yesterday.
    Sunday night when I went to bed I was REAAALLLY tired to when I hit the sheets, I was only just able to make out the 'umph' umph 'umph' sound coming from another apartment before I was floating in dreamland.

    Monday night the noise was more presistant since I wasn't as tired and I ended up lieing awake until 3:30 am, when the culprit finally turned their music off. Because it was so late the security guard was unable to thelp us. Kelly and I both scoured all the floors in the building trying to locate the noise, but it was the bass and not the music that was bothering us.

    Last night I went to bed alittle earlier, but the noise was back and I blew a fuse thinking about how I had just worked awhole day on two hours of sleep. ( I napped breifly at the un-dul, which is another story to come after this one).

    ~This time I got dressed, marched outside in the RAIN and went across the street, looked up at the building and found my apartment. Directly below my apt in the master bedroom their was a light on, so in my rage I assumed that this was the apartment. I went straight to the security guard, and when I say I, I mean Kelly and complained. It will short and to the point.
  • ring..ring..
  • Yobeseyo?
  • Music is ahh tooo loudeeee.
  • Nayyyy!
  • beep.... When I got back up to the apartment, I undressed and got ready for bed, but when I went into the bedroom, I noticed that the music was still 'umphing' and in my delisional rage I even thought it was louder. I stormed down stairs and took my boot to the door 3 times.
  • BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
  • Nuu-guuu-saayyy-yooo? (add in the trembiling fear)
  • Turn off your fucking music or I am going to rip your head off and shove it up your ass, so that next time you take a shit, you will be shitting on your head!!!
  • Nayyy!!!
  • Kelly swears that I over reacted in this situation, but when I got back to the apartment and ready for bed again, there was nothing but silence coming from below. So that thing about the gym, well I hope that you have read about Gym Part I and II because this is just part of a continuing saga of weirdness and pervertedness. My sleep when unperturbed, but after my shower and the daily session of scrotum blowdrying I got dressed and as I prepared to leave the man in charge of doing nothing came up to me and stuck his finger IN my fly. Then he proceeded to wiggle his finger around, to make the point that my zipper was done, sure fine thanks, but HE touched the King more then once. I jumped back in frustration, fear and ubsurd anger.
  • What the Fuck
  • I recieved no response and in the severe state of shock I was in, I just left the building quickly zipping up my pants to fend off any futher attacks on my family jewels. Why????
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    Music - 4/18/2005 1:48:16 PM
    ~ I picked up an album called Racoon just to experiment with some music. Lately I have found a lot music being pumped out is of the lowest possible quality.

    For example the Garbage and Hot Hot Heat album that I mentioned earlier, where pure shite.

    While I was quite fond of the new Porcupine Tree album (The sky moves sideway is by far the best) and I am happy with the NIN ablum, I have been the most suprised with three albums in particular.

    Racoon - Another day A Dutch band that reminds me of the Spirit of the West meets the Barenaked Ladies.
    ;
    Patrice - Nile A French singer/songwriter who blends soul and reggae together into a very joyful album.
    and
    Zero 7 - Simple Things Which is an old album, but one that I just discovered.

    If you are interested in something off the radio track and like any of those bands, maybe you will like these bands. Click on Read more... ~Thursday The Shins Unloco Sparta Slightly Stoopid Shinedown Savath and Savales Porcupine Tree Mogwai John Frusciante Esthero Easy Star AllStars Desert Sessions 1 thru 9 Anathema Adema. I recommend any recommendations for albums similar to the ones listed above. Over the years I have become more of a fan of Progressive music and I am currently experimenting with bands like spocks beard, flower kings, IQ and other bands, but I have not made a decision as to wether I like it or not. Posts will follow in the coming weeks. Thanks for your comments.
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    • Please tell me what you think of the new layout. I have been laboring on this for about a week and I would love some feedback.

      I have implemented a lot of security upgrades including an IP logger the tracks your IP, host and Country. All spam and inapporpriate content will be noted and complaints will be filled with your host and/or server.

      There are some design flaws that I need to work out, if you help me solve one of those problems I will send you a gmail (2GB storage; 8x the size of hotmail) invite. If you already have a gmail account, then I will send you my thanks. - Gumbi  (4/19/2005 2:09:23 AM)
    • Hot Hot Heat is a good ablum, ignore what I said before.
      Just takes getting used to. - gumbi  (4/28/2005 5:53:31 PM)
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    Gym Part II - 4/14/2005 10:09:00 PM
    ~ /////////////////////////////////
    Fellow readers please help me out by clicking on the link below, which will register a vote for my Son in a baby photo contest. We are hoping that Marley can become a baby model and this is just one the contests.

    Thanks for your support.
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    Today I went to the Gym again to take a quick nap inbetween classes, but first I hit the bike machine to do a quick workout in an attempt to exhaust myself.

    Anyways after the workout I went to the Un Dul again to sleep, I guess I should have learned from the fat buddha last week, but I have always been a glutton for punishment.
    ~Today's experience was just as strange but worse in my mind. When I went to sleep there was another man lying on the other side of the room, snoring away have what I assumed was a nice deep sleep. After about an half an hour of sleeping I was awoken by a voice. "Excuse me" I made a failed attempt to pretend I wasn't startled awake. "Excuse me" Realizing that Koreans are 'diligent' creatures I decided I had best face this one. "Mo momo momo momo mom moommoom momo towel, momomo momom mo headuh' momomomo" Unable to understand his English/Korean hybrid language, but able to understand towel and head and by noticing the towel in his hand, I assumed he wanted to give me a towel. Having learnt from the Buddha experience, I already had a towel wrapped around my goin and I was plainly shocked that he had woken me from my slumber to offer my a towel as what I assumed was a pillow. "That's okay, thanks. Let me sleep" But the diligent man persisted and tried to pick up my head. Now I was becoming increasingly annoyed at the situation. "Thanks alot" I allowed him to place the pillow below my head as a pillow. "Howww oldduh are Youuu?" "30" "....." "Okayuh...sleep" By this time I already had my eyes closed and was on my way to lalaland, when I suddenly felt a gentle patting on my chest, much like the patting Kelly does when she tries to get Marley to sleep! Granted I appreciate that he was trying to be kind, but you have to realize that there is a certain role of conduct you must abide by when sleeping in a room with another man, and since it was a hotspa, naked. Do not touch the other man. Do not stare at the man and smirk like a moron. Do not wake a person sleeping, so they can be more confortable while sleeping. Do not wake a person at all. Do not try and gentle pat a man to sleep. Do not sit spread eagle beside a sleeping man and then wake up to by startled by your crouch. Do not wake a person sleeping. Do not touch me!!!! They must make some sort of guideline or policy for hotspaing the World around, and I put forth those conditions as the general rules of conduct. So since I started at the gym I have seen men blow dry their balls. I have woken up to a man staring at my packaghe and smiling. I have been woken up by a man, just to have him try to put my back to sleep. Oh and I have seen a man scrub another mans A$$ crack. And they wonder why it is a developing country!
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    • where is the link? - Caroline  (4/15/2005 12:52:01 AM)
    • Click the thanks for the support sentence. - Gumbi  (4/15/2005 3:11:07 PM)
    • Nice blog I have added your blog to my ExpatWebdirectory.com site. Alos I have set up a new blog ring for expats in Asia--u can join here regards Mike B - Mike B  (4/17/2005 11:23:52 PM)
    • wow, you have a lot of patience when it comes to spa molesters. Do you tell Kelly what you deal with? - Caroline  (4/29/2005 3:29:06 AM)
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    Happy Birthday - 4/13/2005 1:24:18 PM
    ~ I would just like to say.

    Happy Birthday to me
    Happy Birthday to me
    Happy Birthday to me

    Happy Birthday to me! ~On another note, alot of the archinves will be deleted and reformatted over the next week. The site is getting a new layout which unfortunately means I have to change the formatting of my layout and picture sizes. Please offer any comments while I am changing and if the database shos an error, it is just me playing around with the back-end of the site. Cheers
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    • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.... YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY... BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO......... - Caroline  (4/14/2005 5:03:16 AM)
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    TaeGukKi and Samil History - 4/11/2005 2:11:37 PM
    ~ I thought it might be interesting to talk about the Korean flag. When I was in school I learnt about the Canadian flag and later in Boy Scouts I learnt a different version of history about the Canadian flag. During my brief stint as a boy scout I was taught that the points on the leaf of the Canadian flag represent each province and territory in Canada and the red bands on the sides represented the two Oceans. This I later found out was false and just some boy scout glorification, and in fact the Leaf is suppose to represent Canada, since our maple syrup makes us so distinct and the two colours are our coat of arm's colours.


    Sho Kosugi to Return as The Ninja

    Source: Variety.Com
    March 29, 2005

    Sho Kosugi, who starred in a series of ninja films beginning with "Enter the Ninja", will reprise his role in "The Return of the Ninja," a film being scripted by Steven de Souza ("Die Hard," "Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life"). Kosugi, who divides his time between Tokyo and Hollywood, where he runs several martial arts studios, will play the last ninja master, who travels to the U.S. to find the American heir to the stealth martial arts legacy.

    Producer Kevin Foster of Amazing Grace Films said the ninja pic will correct the Hollywood misperception that the masked men in black pajamas are bad guys, as opposed to Robin Hood types.



    Well I wondered considering Korean turbulent history if there was any significant history behind the Tae Guk Ki, or the Korean National Flag. Instead, what I found out was that the TaeGukKi has a very Zen like philosophy behind it. The flag is based around the principles of Yin-Yang, or the dualism present in life. I'm sure you have all heard about yin-yang, when I was a wee lad I use to love watching Martial films like American Ninja, Enter the Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja and Ninja III: The Domination and after one of those movies and drinking way too much sugar I would charge around the house with my yin-yang headband on and the ability to do crane kicks and flying ninja kicks. Of course all the movies in fact used a rising sun headband, but as an ignorant 10 year old boy and hopped up on sugar I was allowed to make that error and during my meditation before battle I prayed to the Ninja Masters of old to forgive my transgressions.
    Or if you have studied Tae Kwon do then you have seen the Korean flag, since Tae Kwon Do is represented with the TaeGukKi. Actually TaeGuk is the name of the flag and Ki means flag.

    The upper red half of the circle represents yang, while the lower blue half represents eum or yin and together they represent duality or harmony. I like to think of it as The Decepticons vs. The Autobots, with each transformer having it's own counter-part that was an opposite, yet if you looked at the stat chart you would see that they were evenly matched, offering harmony and balance while children argued about who shot who first.


    Also present in the flag are 4 symbols called Kwe. Each Kwe has four bars that can be either broken or unbroken and they intern stand for something. Each broken bar represents yin and an unbroken bar represents eum. Here are the four Kwe's:


    Kun Heaven


    Yi Fire


    Kam Water


    Kon Earth

    ~There was one piece of history that I did want to share and which has something to do with a post I made on March 1st on Korea's Independence Day. I owe my thanks to Jan for pointing out the truth of the claim by one of my students that a Girl started the Samil riot. It would be wrong to say she started it, but she sowed the seeds of revolt Friends of Korea

    March 1st is a day of celebration for Koreans. They celebrate the spirit of Koreans, which has permeated deep into the collective unconsciousness of the Korean people flowing from generation to generation. They celebrate their love of freedom. They celebrate the independence of each sovereign nation, respecting the right of each nation to err and grow on its own determining their own fate. On this day many people gave their lives for a noble cause. It was the eve of March 1st, 1919. Cold. It was coldest for a sixteen year old, flimsily dressed, high school girl. She had been secretly running from door to door for days, avoiding the sharp eyes of Japanese policemen. She had been too busy to find time to sit down long enough to finish her meals. She was exhausted and had forgotten to feel hunger. Her fingers and toes were numb in the piercing coldness. Her job was almost done. She had been delivering outlawed Korean flags. Inspired by the principle of self-determination of subjugated peoples, proclaimed by The 28th US president, Woodrow Wilson, she had informed those in her hometown of a secretly planned nationwide declaration of Korean independence and massive public rallies to take place on March 1st. She was totally exhausted, but excitement kept her awake. No sooner had she lay down on the hard floor of her cold room, than it was time for her to get up and leave for the plaza where people were expected to assemble. People young and old started arriving at the designated places all over the country. Each had a Korean flag hidden in their clothes. The clock struck twelve times at noon. Making earth-shaking cries, people took out and waved Korean flags. They marched through towns shouting at the top of their lungs, "Dae-hahn Dok-rip Mansei!!" (Long live independent Korea! Give us independence or death!) The shouting was so loud that it shook not only the whole country but also the heaven and the earth. A declaration of Independence signed by 33 freedom movement leaders from different sectors of religion and community was read. Approximately two million people participated in this peaceful movement. This sixteen-year-old girl marched in front of the long peaceful parade. The day's events shook up the Japanese police. However, their response was immediate and brutal. They started shooting indiscriminately at the crowd of students, and farmers who were peacefully marching for their nation's independence. Thousands of homes and Christian churches were burnt down. The Japanese police intentionally set fire to a church filled with hundreds of people, resulting in the charring of every on inside. Five hundred thirty three Koreans were killed. One thousand four hundred and nine Koreans were wounded. Twenty six thousand seven hundred and thirteen Koreans were arrested. This sixteen-year-old girl was one of the leaders arrested. She was convicted of conspiracy and sentenced to a term of seven years in prison. But, the Japanese brutality did not stop there. They continued torturing her in an unimaginably inhumane manner. On November 17, 1920, this frail, high school girl finally gave in and drew her last breath on the cold concrete floor of a prison cell. Silence followed. Her name was Yoo, Kwon Sun - Korean Joan of Arc. Like many of the heroes who willingly gave their lives for their nation, she wasn't afraid to die for what she believed in. She actively participated in the movement instead of idly standing by. Yoo, Kwon Sun's spirit, her yearning for freedom and independence of the many subjugated people around the world, and her love for her country is alive in the blood of every Korean. March 1st is the day of celebration of Yoo, Kwan Sun and many other heroes. Long live the Korean nation! Long live the Korean spirit! Korea was liberated from a thirty-six yearlong occupation by the Japanese on August 15th, 1945,when the Japanese unconditionally surrendered to the allied forces.

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    • what does read on mean? there is nothing else to read... - will  (4/12/2005 1:29:04 AM)
    • click on the read on button. - Gumbi  (4/12/2005 11:20:18 PM)
    • Lucky for me I held on to those pictures of you doing Kung Fu poses. The reason you were into them, if you remeber your influence, was Greg. He was a black belt in Tae Kwan Do. You joined and quit pretty fast but the shots of you going all Bruce Lee are priceless. I will save them for your son to see. LOLOLOL! As for Boy Scouts? When was that? That must have been brief cuz I do not remember that. - Caroline  (4/14/2005 6:18:35 AM)
    • actually boyscouts lasted awhile. I use to go with Jason Lemieux. I am sure that I went to at least two winter camps. So I must have comitted to that for at least a year.
      It was at Brooks elementary school. If that is the right name. - Gumbi  (4/14/2005 10:35:24 PM)
    • Brookes Road Public School, you are correct - Caroline  (4/16/2005 4:11:18 AM)
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    Weekend Update - 4/10/2005 4:27:33 PM
    ~ I am extremely happy to tell everyone that Porcupice Tree has just released a new album and that I am prouldy listening to it right now. If you have never heard them, I really recommended that you give them a try, even if you have to get the mp3 illegally, which I'm sure you all can, you should give the band a try.

    Other albums of note that have just been released included.

    NIN - With Teeth

    John Frusciante - Curtains (Part 6 of a 6 album release)

    Adema - Planets

    Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams

    Garbage - Bleed like Me (long time no hear)

    Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies to Paralyze

    Hot Hot Heat - Elevator ~Getting up so bloody early in the morning is really taking its toll on me. I have 4 hours of classes in the morning and then I am ready to collapse for an equal amount of time. A couple times I just crashed in the couch in the teacher's room, but I have abused a couple sleeping teachers before, so I am a little weary of sleeping there. So on Friday I went to my gym, which is also a Spa. Lots of strange stuff happens at the Spas in Korea, not including the Ajumma fight since I was never able to find any proof. But, for example Korean men and women (yes, women too.) like to use a blow dryer on their genitals in order to stop chaffing or ball-itch or whatever ailment women suffer from: I just don't care to know. In the Nam Tang it is common to see a man with one leg up on the counter, hunched over his private area vigorously blow drying for all to see. I find it rude and shocking, but I'm not isolating this to just one person, usually there are three of them at work, and then they tag off like WWE wrestlers to let the next row of men get their 5 minutes. I will never use a blow dryer again, and I will treat them like possessed artifacts from the Poltergeist movies, that may suck me into a perverted world of ball drying and genital scrubbing. I never made it to the gym on Friday, instead I went straight into the Spa and found the ¿Âµ¹, which is just a heated stone floor. They are amazingly relaxing and I often spend at least an hour relaxing on them after a vigorous workout or on a day like Friday, to sleep. The only drawback is that you are naked and being nervous about falling asleep in a room full of naked men, I always take in a towel to wear as a sort of loin cloth. On Friday I feel asleep quite quickly and had weird dreams that I was a photographer in a small town somewhere in North Korea, which looked strangely like Omemee, a place I once visited to see my sister many many years ago (yes that place was frightfully boring). After about 3 hours I woke up and rolled over onto my side. As my eyes opened and I peered about I was shocked to see a Very fat and Very naked man lying beside me, staring at me and smiling. His shit-eating grin really gave me the willies and at once I became aware of the fact that this man was also playing with his little add-on. Fearful of whether my towel was still wrapped around my loin and aware that if I wanted to leave the ¿Âµ¹ I would have to step over the behemoth, I decided that I needed to roll over and ignore this situation. But as I rolled over and did a casual wake up stretch I let out quite a viscous blast of hot air in the direction of the shit-eaten behemoth, it was enough to make him cough, swear under his breath and leave. I smiled triumphantly to myself and adjusted my pillow, when I noticed the other man noticing that I was noticing that he was noticing that I was smiling. He smile and winked at me, I didn't have any gas left, so I just shut my eyes and went back to the North.
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    • man that gym story is funny. Are you going to write a book with your collective work of Korea? You get more interesting everyday. And.. Omemee is still boring. Omeemee is Ojibwe for Pigeon. - Caroline  (4/29/2005 3:23:58 AM)
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    Korea Practice 3 - 4/7/2005 7:04:09 PM
    ~ A: 와~~ 새 옷 샀어?
    B: 응, 이쁘니?
    A: 응 이쁘다. 어디서 샀어?
    B: 어제 롯데 백화점에서 샀어.. 세일하드라. 안비싸
    A; 정말? 나도 사야지 ㅋㅋ
    B; 넌 어제 뭐했어?
    A: 도서관에서 공부했지..
    B: 대단하다^^

    A: Wow! Did you buy new clothes?
    B: Yes, are they pretty?
    A; Yes, they're pretty. Where did you buy them?
    B: I bought them at the Lotte department store, it was on sale. It wasn't very expensive.
    A; Really? I'll buy them, too.
    B: What did you do?
    A: I studied at the library.
    B; Great!^^

    * 새 : new
    ex) 새 옷 : new clothes
    새 책 : new book
    새 컴퓨터 : new computer
    새 친구 : new friend
    * ~에서: ~at or ~in (place)
    * 세일하다 : on sale
    세일--> sale
    ~하다--> to do sth; 운동하다 (to exercise), 공부하다(to study), 전화하다(to make a phone call), 운전하다(to drive),노래하다(to sing)..ect. ~This is the literal transaltion. A: wow~~ did you buy new clothes? B: yes, pretty? A; yes, it's pretty. where did you buy? B: I bought it at the Lotte department store..It was on sale. Not expensive. A; Really? I'll buy, too. B: What did you do? A: I studied at the library. B; Great!!^^
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    Paradoxistic - 4/7/2005 12:40:20 AM
    ~ Sorry Dwayne, here is a boring update for you. Family Marley Pictures.

    Everyone loves seeing endless pictures of Marley, well at least Anthony and Somy like his pictures, as well as Tich.

    For all the other visitors to my site, this probably isn't what you expected. But then not every blog can rant and rave about stuff in the news, fires in the north or movements down below. I guess I still have to find my niche, or maybe even my writing skill. In fact I got a letter from my Father Today detail the correct usage of to, too and two. Amazing how Parents are still parents even if you do live on the other side of the Pacific Ocean and have your own family. I am well aware of my Grammatik faults and I have tried my best to correct them, but I am such a busy/lazy person that I am stuck in this forever wasting cycle or paradoxium.

    I patent that word, if it is at all possible to patent a word. In class today one of students was talking about surfing the net as being one of her hobbies, but the way she termed it was I goggled all weekend. Well I was busy being paradoxistic in my own little corner of space.

    It is looking like project #2 that I was involved in will be ready for the light of day soon, just need to work on a few minor glitches and I will let you all know what is happening, not that you really care. I'm not trying to be a defeatist; I just know it is true. I hope you will at least check it out and comment on it, I was actually hoping for more communication from my peers about my article, but it just blew by without a word. Sometimes I get the nutty idea that I am being shunned by the other bloggers in Korea, it may be partly due to my bad usage of the words too, to and two, or it could be that I live in Busan and only post about my son.

    Interesting read on my ESLog site, if you look in the sidebar you will see a link to it. I put a lesson on their about a T.V. program that was misinterpreted in Korea and became one of the highest viewed American shows in Korea. You should read it; you might find it as humorous as I did.

    Click on more to see the pictures of Marley, if you click on the thumbnails you can see the full size pic, some are 640x480's, and the others are in the 2000's. Loading time should be an indicator of size. I added a Guestbook, sign it if you like.
    ~
    Arbour Day

    We are in serious debate about whether or not Marley looks like me when I was a baby. I have to admit he has the same stupid look that I did, but I don't really think he looks that much like me.
    In Action

    I'm surprised that this little boy of mine just will not give up trying to walk. He walks like a drunken man with hemorrhoids, but that makes it all the cuter.
    Back at the Beach

    This was his first time to the beach in almost 6 months. The weather was just too cold to go down to the water. In fact Arbour day was really windy, hence Marley's interesting hairstyle. If your wondering about the last picture, Marley had just discovered sand.
    Fish Cult

    Just to break the norm and to keep you on your toes, I posted some strange sacrifical fish art that was staked into the ground in the middle of the beach. No worries it's not some cult thing, it is someone drying out fish in a very insanitary way.
    Kelly

    Got to get the pictures of the Wife in here as well or else she will be asking for weeks. "Do you love me Eda?" Oh good lord Korean women all act like love sick puppies; Which causes another paradoxism, cause I like it.
    Floral Shoot

    Group shot in front of the flowers. We had to wait in line to get in front of these flowers. Everyone and their dog was posing in front of them. All of them giving the V for victory sign.
    Dadaepo

    It was a hard day of nothing. I assure I know that it is the baby that is suppose to be sleeping, but it was such a nice and relaxing spot under a tree, I couldn't help myself..
    Going Home

    After along day at the beach we hugged a tree, like any tree-hugging hippy would, and made our way home.
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    • Anthony and I had the same debate! I totally think he looks like you and Anthony says he doesn't see it. It's not just the "bigger eyes" either. It's his whole face and shape of his expressions. Well, now it's 2:2, women vs. men. - Somy  (4/7/2005 10:30:02 AM)
    • Why so glum, chum? Never thought that you'd be two worried about being shunned by a couple of crappy Suuuuuuh-ooooooool web-site people, or anyone else for that matter. Seoul's to damn crowded and polluted, and their subway system is two bloody confusing. They should have too lines like we have in our glorified fishing village. Granted, two lines may not be enough to cart around 10, 12, 14, or 16 million people(seems like there's a different number given by everyone) too easily on a daily basis. Anyway, you're better off down here. As Toronto is not the center of the Canadian universe, neither is Seoul the center of the Korean one. Be content in the place you find yourself in as the two aforementioned areas are really not too special. This place has a more interesting character. Okay, so maybe people rolling around fighting and spitting on the street ain't so special, but it's entertaining if nothing else, right? Your article was good. Yes, I noticed the couple of typos, but I also noticed some good content and organization. What do you think is more important? Like my use of the to/too/two's? Ciao for now... - 드웨인  (4/7/2005 5:27:10 PM)
    • okay, Anthony says my memory's shite and claims he said he thinks Marley looks a lot like you. So that's 3:1 Ed. I've been meaning to send you those party photos! Anthony was working on zipping them into a file. I'll ask him what's up and send them asap. - Somy  (4/7/2005 6:52:38 PM)
    • Well I guess I will have to put it to a vote. I will make someting up this weekend and then we will see.

      And for the record I would just like to say those mistakes were made by the newspaper, which has formally pissed me off.

      I use to enjoy that paper, but now they are ignoring me and I may not recieve my dues from the paper. So I have decided to read the Herald, even if the paper I get is a day old and I am talking about yesterdays news. - gumbi  (4/8/2005 4:20:07 PM)
    • Well I was proud you got your name in print. But as to whether the article had merit, I could not say. I think Marley looks like his sweet aunt. So it is 3:1 1:0 on the poll. Personally I see both of you equally. He looked like you when he was born. You had a big eyed fish face and so did my sweet little nephew. Thought this might help the debate. - Caroline  (4/14/2005 5:10:42 AM)
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    April Fools - 4/2/2005 12:09:35 AM
    ~ No creative April fool jokes from me. If you want to see my Article that was in the Korea Times, just select March in the menu above and scroll down a wee bit. ~Otherwise I will post more on the weekend. !
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    • Did you get my card for Marley yet? - Caroline  (4/2/2005 8:22:27 AM)
    • sorry for the late reply, yes I got them all. - gumbi  (4/2/2005 3:14:19 PM)
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    A day for the Isle - 3/31/2005 3:29:04 PM
    ~ I read the news two days ago
    About a small island named Tokto
    And though the news was rather bland
    Well I just had to laugh and
    I saw the photograph

    They blew the news out of control
    They didn't notice that the Norks had Nukes
    A crowd of people snorted and glared
    They'd seen this happen before,
    Nobody wanted to hear the next Retort!

    I read this article two days ago
    The English teacher has hit a chord
    all the readers blushed and Praised
    They just had a look
    having read the book,
    I just love to read on.

    Woke up, fell out of bed,
    Felt the Soju go to my head
    tumbled down the stairs and drank another cup,
    and looking up I noticed I was late.

    Found my coat and grabbed my cat
    Missed the bus by seconds flat
    Found my pack and had a smoke,
    A student spoke and I went into a dream

    Ah

    I read the news today oh boy
    It was still about that stupid Isle
    And although the place is rather small
    They just have to have them all,
    Now they know how to make enemies of them all.
    I can't car - ry on
    ~I know that wasn't very good, anyways here's the lyrics fro my favorite Beatles song. I read the news today oh, boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well I just had to laugh and I saw the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before, Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords. I saw a film today oh, boy The english army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had a look Having read the book, I'd love to turn you on. Woke up, fell out of bed, Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, And looking up I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, Somebody spoke and I went into a dream Ah I read the news today oh boy Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all, Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall. I'd love to turn you on.
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    • The comments crapped out for awhile. I have been so busy fumbling with the websites code that I never did any debugging.
      If you tried to post a comment please do so now.
      Please note the IP tracker has been installed. - gumbi  (4/1/2005 12:33:45 AM)
    • OK, do you still smoke? And are you drinking soju in the morning? Well you are a poet it seems as well as a published free lance journalist - Caroline  (4/2/2005 8:32:39 AM)
    • the Soju has addled my brain, no question about that. But I am smoke free stil... - gumbi  (4/7/2005 7:05:28 PM)
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    Op-Ed - 3/29/2005 2:36:31 PM
    ~ Today I got the news that my Op-Ed was going to be published. I wasn't informed via email, but rather a reader had read my article and replied with a really educated and well-informed article. The other teachers say he is educated when set to my standards; they are all shits and giggles today. In fact they feel I should have warned you all about me, before I released the article, in fear I may leave you dumber then when you came.

    I guess the first thing I have to deal with is the joy of seeing your name in a newspaper, especially when your article takes up such a big proportion of the paper. I sent the paper in about a week and a half ago and while I have tried to stay abreast with the current Tokto issue, I became fearful that my ideas and opinions that I had tried to express would become obsolete and I would look foolish with my name in print.

    There are a full issues that I have to work out still, like trying to find out what they edited and what they cut out. One of the other teachers here noted that his article had been altered when he had submitted his Op-Ed; not drastically mind you. (I have already found two mistakes)(Oops!!)

    Plus the fact that when I submitted the article I never included a title, since I thought that there would be a line of communication between me and the Editor, however brief that it would be. Instead it would seem they took a tagline from my email.

    When I send emails out in hotmail, it shows my name as being 'Who's the King?' Well this has somehow become the title of my article. This makes me look either pretentious or a couple jackass, no need to tell me, I know which one is true.

    Lesson #1 for anyone out there thinking of submitting an Op-Ed: There is no communication, at all.

    If anyone here reads the blog Coming Anarchy, they also profiled a short exert from my article on their site, garnishing their support for my ideas. Even though my name is not Edward King, I am rather fond of the name and I am happy to know I moved to Seoul.

    Lesson#2: People read but don't absorb.

    For example, I took the paper in to all my classes today, with a big shit-eating grin on my face. I dropped the paper down in front of the closet students and smiled like a wide-eyed Mi-Guk fresh to Korea. The student would then pick up the paper, read the title and the block quote and say 'Oh that's nice'. I was mildly disappointed.
    Or else the student would look at the name and ask 'Who is Edward Smith'. Granted Edward Smith is like the most generic of names out there, it's like No Frills Laundry Soap. Hence my happiness about being called Edward King, the just deserts that I so richly deserve.

    Lesson#3: The Korea Times is only a subscription-based newspaper.

    I just spent the better half of an hour marching up and down Seomyeon trying to find a Times paper that I could frame or even bronze; if I could find enough copies and had one left over after I mailed a copy to every person I have ever known. If I really wanted great readership maybe I should have submitted it to the Herald, but I enjoy the Times and I like a lot of the writers that submit to it.

    But none of them beat Art Buchwald!

    So as quickly as the news happens, it fades away, tomorrow I will quietly make my way to City Hall and buy up the Times and proceed to mail them to my family with pride. While elsewhere around Korea, one is being used to wrap fish and I am sure somewhere, someone is wiping himself or herself with it. ~Article
    Who's the King? By Edward Smith After 40 years of diplomatic and economic relationship, it seems the Korean peninsula still is not ready to let go of the past. Even though Korea and Japan has marked this year as the "Year of Friendship," it seems painfully clear that past resentment andcultural insecurities still control the minds and hearts of the Korean people. With the news being inundated with the Tokto issue I am left wondering why the Koreans are so quick to judge and hasty to show their hostility. This emotional and ill-fated response is going to really test the strength of these two nations and prove whether this truly is the "Year of Friendship." Following the conclusion of the Korean War and the introduction of democracy and freedom in South Korea, the Korean people had to begin the long hard road to economic stability and profitability. Under the guidance of the Park Chung-hee government in the 1960s, Korea quickly introduced swift and far-reaching political and economic reforms to help counter the political unrest and high unemployment that was plaguing the country. The government's goal was to increase trade and decrease dependence on foreign assistance, but to do so it needed to rebuild relations with its former suppressor. The Korean government immediately made an effort to normalize relations with Japan with the hope of increasing trade and investment between the two nations. As part of the deal the government had to relinquish any chance of receiving an apology or reparations for the colonial rule by Japan during the early part of the century. On June 22, 1965, the two nations signed the Treaty on Basic Relations between Japan and the Republic of Korea. It may have been because of the hasty implementation of the treaty, or the emotion and resentment that was still prevalent in Korean society at the time, but this treaty caused widespread unrest and angst amongst the people. Even though the Park Chung-hee government had made the decision to forego any future reparations, the people in Korea still demanded compensation for the past evils of colonial rule and most of all, an apology. It should be noted that the Korean government did receive capital investment to help in the rebuilding of the nation from Japan. Recent figures speculate the amount to be somewhere near 3.2 billion U.S. dollars. The swift decision by the government to mend relations stems from the Korean philosophy of "taechung taechung," the ideal of getting the job done as quickly as possible without worrying about the ramifications, which was the backbone behind the "balli balli" culture. Since the advent of the "balli balli" culture and the mending of relations with the Japanese government, the battle between the two people has become one of emotion and resentment. This resentment and emotion has spilt over into politics, as Korea tries desperately to gain face and heal the scars left on the peninsula. This perpetual cycle of hate has resurfaced in many different areas, for example during the political battle over the name of the 2002 "Korea Japan World Cup" and the most recent struggle over the Tokto Islets. Therefore, the Tokto Islets issue has become a heated debate in the media that could have been dealt with the maturity, respect and diplomacy that first world countries should afford each other. This leaves me to wonder, "Why are Koreans so angry about still being considered developing country?" Instead of diplomacy, we are faced with a media circus of flag burning, political backstabbing and self-mutilation. Similar to An Jung-Guen, the Korean hero who assassinated Ito Hirobumi and later cut off his fingers so he could write freedom messages in blood on the Korean Taegukki, two Koreans have recently cut off their fingers in a symbolic gesture against the Japanese claim to the Tokto Islets. With the current media frenzy, the fight for these small islands has come to the political forefront in Asia, carrying more precedence then the revelation that North Korea has nuclear weapons, or the recent execution video smuggled out of that country. Once the Tokto Islets became an issue, the ideals and beliefs of diplomacy and cooperation seem to have been forgotten and now the rest of the world is looking on in amazement as these two nations battle it out in the media headlines. The hardships and reforms that have been the backbone of this country's miraculous growth are being forgotten so that the Korean people can have a moment in the spotlight for all to see, to win a political battle over an island that they already own - just to gain face.

    YEAH ED!!!
    They are cheering for me. YEAH ED!!! (Notice that the first visitors to Tokto are Ajummas)
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    • I think getting your name in print is great! I love to see my name in print and feel like a cock chicken when I get a dose of my 15 minutes of fame. How are things otherwise little bro? - Caroline  (4/2/2005 8:29:48 AM)
    • Things are stupendous and going well. With the little monster walking my life has changed drasticly, now I spend times worring about falling objects and sharp corners.

      Im turning into Father. - gumbi  (4/7/2005 7:06:43 PM)
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    Korean Lessons 2 - 3/28/2005 1:23:12 PM
    ~ 친구와 전화를 합니다.

    A: 여보세요? B 뭐해? 우리 토요일날 영화 보러 가자.
    B: 토요일? 토요일은 안돼.. 약속있어. 일요일날 가자.
    A; 그래, 우리 몇시에 만날까?
    B: 오후 2시에 롯데 백화점에서 만나자.
    A: 그래 좋아.

    Talking to a friend on the phone

    A: Hello? B What are you doing? Let's go and see a movie on saturday.
    B; Sat? Not sat. I have an appointment .. Let's go on sunday.
    A: Ok. What time shall we meet?
    B: 2 in the afternoon at the Lotte department store.
    A; Great.

    * 월요일 (monday)/ 화요일 (tuesday)/ 수요일 (wednesday)/ 목요일 (thursday)/ 금요일(friday)/ 토요일 (saturday)/ 일요일 (sunday) :~요일 (date), ~일 (day)

    * 있어 (있다)/ 없어 (없다) => I have~/ I don't have~
    ex) 시간 없어 : I don't have the time.
    숙제 있어 : I have homework.

    * 몇=> what/ which
    몇 + 시(time)= 몇시 = what time/ (ex) 지금 몇시야? : what time is it now?
    몇 + 월(month)= 몇월 = which month/ (ex) 지금 몇월이야? : which month is now?
    몇 + 일(day)= 몇일=며칠(because 'ㅊ' move to 'ㅇ''s position)=which day or what date/ (ex) 오늘 며칠이야? :what date is today?

    * 아침/오전(morning), 오후(afternoon), 저녁(evening), 밤(night)
    ex) 아침에 학교에갑니다 :go to the school in the morning
    오후에 병원에갑니다 : go to the hospital in the afternoon
    저녁에 운동합니다 :do exercise in the evening
    밤에 책 읽습니다 : read a book in the night

    * ~에서 : at (place)
    학교에서 : at the school / 학교에서 공부합니다.
    집에서 : at home / 집에서 잡니다.(자다: sleep)
    회사에서 : at the office / 회사에서 일합니다.(work) ~Leave a comment if you have any questions
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    Marley's Walking - 3/27/2005 10:40:18 PM
    ~ Marley is successfully walking and while he can't stay standing for long periods of time, he can still speed around the house and terrorize a new shelf of existance in every room.

    Today he got at my Spawn toy collection and proceeded to chew on the Alien Queens head before I could save her from her embarrassing demise. I also noticed that he wasn't too happy with my 5:30am wake up call, so we moved all my clothes out of the room into the guest room so I wouldn't need to turn the light on when I go to get dressed. Hopefully he will be able to sleep in longer, which is a real blessing. ~I found some more Nork propaganda and I can help but not share it with everyone.
    Never Again!!!
    Yankee Hyenas We will Avenge.

    I also added a link to the left of the flash advertisement to Tour North Korea, where the mp3 came from; posted on Friday.

    Lots of fun stuff to read at the DPRK website, so go browse their NOW!

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    North Korean Techno - 3/25/2005 4:40:32 PM
    ~ It would seem that the Jongster is Ronely up there in Norkland. The The Korean Friendship Association recently released a flash video to help lure tourists into the country. Very quickly the video was passed around and the soundtrack ripped and technoized.

    I have already listened to it 3 times today, to the dismay of my co-workers. While I would have liked a little more umph, umph, umph in the background, it is still fun to dance to. Don't forget the kimchi and soju and you will have one hell of a party.

    The top one is the Techno version, while the bottom one is the original. I will get my hands on the video this weekend and display here as well. You will have to click more to see the player. ~The Mp3's have been moved to the sidemenu under North Korea.

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    Adjectives to Describe Japan - 3/25/2005 1:26:17 AM
    ~ Today.. Err wait, yesterday, I taught some of my classes generalizations and stereotypes. One of the exercises I like to do with generalizations is have the students look over a list of adjectives and pick the ones that best describe certain countries.
    .. ~While I agree with most of the Generalizations like; The French are Lazy and Arrogant or English are Formal and Polite, since they learn these generalizations from the movies and music.

    How knows maybe it is a universal truth, I don't really care to be honest. What I do care about is two things, how they generalize themselves and Japan.

    Koreans love to call the Japanese two-faced. Sure I know a lot of two faced people back in Calgary, so most Calgarians must be two-faced. Not a safe generalization, but a good example nonetheless.

    Rather than explain that Koreans are also two-faced to a higher degree would just be like beating my head against the wall. For example the driving culture; society is supposedly based on Confucianism and the idea of respecting your elders. (Che-sa?)

    But once you are behind the wheel of a car, you can be that asshole that has always wanted to tell your nosey Mother-in-Law to fuckeeee offfuh! Bursts out in an uncontrollable rage that disables all signaling devices and implements series 2.0 lead foot. Meaning you should ride someone’s ass until they realize that you will not go a round them, but instead you will impatiently honk and flash your lights at them, because the third upgradeee is the infallible idea that I own the road.

    100% across the board in 4 different scientifically controlled test groups, the students all chose diligent as a description of the Korean people. BAH, diligent my ass. The Koreans for some reason think that diligent means hard working, and just because they go to a library to SLEEP all day, does not make them hard working. In fact diligent at dictionary.com says Marked by persevering, painstaking effort. I would like to argue that does not mean you are a hard work, but someone who tries very hard without giving up.

    I will bitch about that more, for now lets get to Japan. 100% in all test groups, Japanese were trashed like they had just gang-raped the whole nation. Things like humorous cause they thought Tokto was theirs, Arrogant, Ignorant, Aggressive, Rude and Intolerant.

    The last one is the one I wish to deal with. Japanese are intolerant, and Koreans are tolerant. Funny I didn't see any Japs jumping off bridges, lighting themselves on fire, or cutting off their fingers, or better yet trying to stab yourself. I would infer that if they were tolerant then they would have been very diplomatic and DILIGENT about the problem, rather then looking like the extras in a George Romero movie.

    AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    I forgot that Japanese are Nationalistic as well. While I find it detrimental to argue with my students because I learnt months ago that they are still socially and politically immature and they only formulate an opinion from one source, the bottom of a Soju glass and conversation based on drunken retorts; either that or their Fathers, who probably fall under category one anyways! And if I do argue with them I can make them leave that classroom either believing me or hating me. That is not a power one should abuse, not unless that class is full of hot women, then you want to build a cult of personality and charm.

    Im sure they have a folktale about being blue in the face, cause that is what all this is, me just getting blue in the face over a non-issue.

    Got any thoughts on diligence?

    What does diligence to Koreans mean?

    Is diligence a trait that you would use to characterize all of Korea?

    If yes, leave.

    If no, what would you use?
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    Hometown News - 3/24/2005 4:43:36 AM
    ~ CALGARY, Alberta -- Four Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers were shot and killed during a raid on a marijuana-growing operation in rural Alberta Thursday, in one of the bloodiest days in the history of the national police force, a senior official said. ~ A suspect in the shootout that erupted inside a large farm building that police were investigating also died when he turned his rifle on himself, said Bill Sweeney, commanding officer of the RCMP in Alberta.

    "The loss of four officers is unprecedented in recent history in Canada. I'm told you have to go back to about 1885 in the RCMP history during the Northwest Rebellion to have a loss of this magnitude," Sweeney told reporters in the town of Mayerthorpe, about 140 km (90 miles) northwest of Edmonton.

    "It's devastating."

    The Mounties' names were not released. They were described as junior members of the force that has long been one of Canada's most famous national symbols.

    In the late morning, the officers, armed with handguns, entered a large metal hut as part of a stakeout that began the night before when they came under fire from what police said was a man armed with a rifle.

    In response, the force called in its SWAT team and major crime units and closed the airspace over the area. It requested the Edmonton city police department helicopter as well as armored personnel vehicles from Edmonton's armed forces base.

    In mid-afternoon, police surrounding and stormed the building only to find the bodies of the officers and the suspect, Cpl. Wayne Oakes said.

    The suspect may have entered to find the officers inside, then opened fire, Oakes said.

    Police have been cracking down on illicit marijuana "grow-ops" that have sprung up across Alberta. Many of the operations targeted by the so-called police "Green Teams" are said to be connected with organized crime.

    "The issue of grow-ops is not a ma-and-pa industry as we've been seeing for a number of years. These are major serious threats to our society and they are major serious threats to the men and women on the front line who have to deal with them," RCMP Commissioner Giuliano Zaccardelli said in Ottawa.

    The federal government has angered police organizations and U.S. officials by planning to introduce legislation that would decriminalize marijuana possession.

    It has been 120 years, during the long rebellion by Metis and Indians in western Canada, since so many national police officers have been shot and killed.

    In 1963, four were killed in a plane crash in Yukon. In 1958, five died when their boat sank in Ontario.

    In a statement, Prime Minister Paul Martin said: "Canadians are shocked by this brutality, and join me in condemning the violent acts that brought about these deaths."

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    As a Canadian that number is very shockign for us, 4 deaths and with so much mystery around how.

    But I think to any other observer, this is a low number and doesn't seem to merit the attention that it is getting.

    Even among English Speaking and/or American countries there is still a lot of culture shock.

    And while this was very sad, it was not the marijuana's fault, but obviously the OC.
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    • only 4??????????? - Caroline  (4/2/2005 8:25:06 AM)
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    New Look - 3/23/2005 5:16:55 PM
    ~ If you are observant you will notice that over the past 2 weeks this site has been changing little by little. Well what I have been after the whole time was to add a function that works much like Wordpress's read more function.

    Well at least I have solved the script error and installed it. You should all notice a More… option right below this text, try it out. ~Welcome to the more section. Please leave comments on the new changes that you have been seeing here, and if you have any advice to offer in helping to make this site more enjoyable or comfortable, please let me know.
    In the meantime, some question:
    If 'do' means island in Korean, isn't the term 'Dokdo Island' incorrect?
    Do you think the Korean people have any right to claim reperations after signing the 1965 normalization treaty?
    Is this as serious of an issue as the Koreans make it out to be?
    Honestly, what do you think the repercautions of this current dispute will be?
    (next update will be an ISP and GEO tracker for the comment section, to help reduce the number of idiot commentors.)
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    • Lookin gooooood Mr. Kotter! - Caroline  (3/24/2005 12:09:30 AM)
    • Kelly's blog and your image gallery is lost at the bottom. I have noticed the changes and I am impressed. - Caroline  (3/24/2005 12:11:01 AM)
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    Korean Lesson 1 - 3/23/2005 6:11:33 AM
    ~ 친구를 만났습니다.

    A : 우리 어디 갈까(가다)?
    B : 나 배고파. 식당에 가자.
    A : 뭐 좋아해?
    B : 닭고기 먹자.
    A : 그래 맥주도 마시자.
    B : 아싸!!


    A : Where are we going?
    B : I'm hungry. Let's go to a restaurant.
    A : What do you like?
    B : Let's eat chicken.
    A : Ok, let's drink beer, too.
    B : Asa~~

    뭐 = 무엇 (what)
    자 = let's
    닭고기=> 닭(chicken) + 고기 (meat/ fish)
    ex) 소고기 => 소 (cow) + 고기
    돼지고기 => 돼지(pig) + 고기
    오리고기 => 오리(duck) + 고기
    개고기 => 개(dog) + 고기 ~.
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    • Line 3 A "뭐 좋아해?" should read "뭐'가' 좋아해?" - small semantic matter really ... but in the interests of learning 'good' Korean :p. peace - Hojuin  (10/16/2005 7:14:20 PM)
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    Projects - 3/23/2005 6:03:13 AM
    ~ I'm not sure if I will try with another newspaper or just post here so that it at least went to some good use. When I think about it, with all the new information coming forth about Dokdo, I don't think my article is relevant anymore. I tried to write an Op-Ed on the Dokdo issue, which does not mean that I want to be a journalist; I just wanted to give it a try. In doing so I realized one glaring problem, even though I teach Essay writing to my students and I show them the structure formula as well as brainstorming etc… I don't actually use those techniques in my own works and I had to rewrite my whole Op-Ed two times before it was in a comprehensible order; never mind all the grammar errors I had to fix. I like to write, it's my way of talking when I am stuck at work all day with people who can't communicate with me beyond monosyllabic grunts, but I make the stupidest errors. ~ Watched Hosuhtegee the other night. I was actually really impressed with the movie, while I am in no way a good critic; I am a critic; I'm just affluent in expressing my opinion on movies other then to say That Fucking Ruled or Huh?! What?! It's over?! But I do appreciate a good director and cinematographer and both did a fine job on this movie. I attribute that to not being of blockbuster caliber yet, but from what I have seen it won't belong before their talent is wasted on sad and pathetic blockbusters. The cinematography was done by Giovanni Fiore Coltellacci, while this was the first movie of his I have seem him do, he has been around for awhile as a second unit and camera operator on some popular movies, like The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Red Sonja and Popeye; wow haven't seen that one in awhile. While they weren't the most popular movies, I still think he has a great resume like Philippe Rousselot and Katsumi Yanagishima. If can get out to the movies I suggest that you give this movie a try, granted I am known for liking some of the stupidest movies ever put to film and that my brain shuts down when I watch movies, this was entertaining and a really good emotional character driven movie. I still liked Constantine better, mostly due to that fact that I was laughing to myself throughout the movie, while the Koreans didn't really get the gist of most jokes.
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    • YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am trying not to nag...... - Caroline  (3/24/2005 12:08:50 AM)
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    Blue Haired Freak - 3/21/2005 5:04:51 PM
    ~ I have finally witnessed a pitiful display of fighting to top that of Mike Tyson's 12 sec knock-out. Kelly and I watched the K-1 final last night between Hong-Mam Choi from Korea and Kaoklai Kaennorsing from Thailand. If you didn't see this match, then you can be thankful that you the only thing you missed was a big joke of a fight.

    A behemoth of a man weighting in at 353 lbs and 7ft 2' tall pitted against a Muay Thai boxer weighing in at 172lbs and 5ft 11', it was like watching a mouse fight an elephant. At no point during the match did the two men in the ring seem to take what was happening seriously, they kept laughing and smiling at each other, as if sharing some inside joke about the bout. Well it wasn't; really an inside joke, everyone in the arena was watching and laughing as well. It reminded my more of WWE drama then it did of K-1 fighting or Pride.

    Of course Choi won the match, but to add insult to injury they made them fight one extra round just to make sure that the lumbering giant had done all he could to hit the little smurf. Kudos goes to Kaoklai for being able to dodge Hong and even score a couple good round houses to the face. It's a shame he had to jump half his height just to hit Choi and kept slipping on the mat, which he got a yellow card for. At the end of the match Choi whooped with joy and started doing the stupid chicken dance. Watching him do a chicken dance after winning a no-braining has since made me loss a lot of respect for Choi. He trains at Chicago gym in Seomyeon and sometimes I would go around just to get a look. Like any star he always has an entourage and he works out with no shoes on -- that I can't figure out. ~.
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    • Question... why do they make you monkeys dress in suits? I mean, you're just a bunch of low-life english teachers. I guess they want to keep up the appearance. - anonymous coward  (3/22/2005 8:27:08 PM)
    • Apperance is everything, even for monkey's.
      Thats why we get so much respect. - Gumbi  (3/23/2005 5:11:25 AM)
    • i'm a low life sister of a low life english teacher but I was that way before he was a teacher, go figure - Caroline  (3/24/2005 12:07:22 AM)
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    Preconditioning - 3/20/2005 5:03:05 AM
    ~


    PREDICTIONS FOR MARCH 2005
    The Seismic Window of March 8-15, 2005 is based on the new Moon of March 10th, the fairly close lunar perigee 53 hours earlier, and the Golden Gate tides of 7.4 ft. on March 8th. (13.1 ft. at Puget Sound on March 10th.)

    I am 75% confident in my prediction that between March 8-15, 2005 there will be the following quakes:
    1. Within two-degrees (140 miles) of Mt. Diablo(about 38N; 122W), at least one quake of 3.5-6.50M;
    2. Within 140 miles of Los Angeles (34N; 118W) at least one quake of 3.5-6.5M.
    3. In the Northwestern U.S.A. and having an Oregon or Washington address, at least one quake of 3.0-6.0M.
    4. At least one major quake of 7+M globally, probably within the Pacific Ring of Fire where 80% of the world's strongest quakes occur.




    While I was searching for information about the recent Earthquake that struck just off the coast of Japan, I came across a website about a predication on future Earthquakes. At the time I thought this guy was a right wacko, even considering the fact that I was looking for Earthquake information and I had just experienced a quake. But now I find it curious given all the factors involved, like having experience tremors, looking out to sea for huge waves and leaping onto the computer to search for seismic activity, that I still considered this guy a right nutter for trying to predict the future.

    I have always that of myself as open minded and a bit nutty as well. I even do so far as to listen to Coast to Coast Am everyday via webcast at work. But still some form of preconditioning made me view the prediction as stupid.

    Somewhere in my grey matter the Battle for control went on. The Right Brain Forces fighting the Evil Left Brain for control of the…emptiness of space.

    If I had actually listened to my Psych teacher I could probably quantify this problem, instead all I remember is how to cube someone.

    In fact I just read this yesterday and I fully believed in it, for twisted is that.

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    Quakes - 3/20/2005 4:10:04 AM
    ~ I was just woken by violent tremors shaking the crap out of my house. Instantly I sprang from my bed and looked of Kelly and Marley, but they were outside it would seem.

    So I ran to the window and checked the beach, I was curious to see if it was an Earthquake and if a Tsunami was going to come crashing in on the beach.

    I am really confused about what the hell it was. I have only experienced that feeling once, and that was in Toronto what I was maybe 10 years old. Then it was the shockwaves of Mt. St. Helens popping like a zit, but today's little tremor was different, closer, more violent.

    But the water was fine, no waves, and no 20 foot Tsunami sucking people out to sea. Just to be anal I checked the earthquake reporting center and found nothing reported in the last hour.

    So maybe this was a man made occurrence, maybe the Japanese Nuked the Tokto Islands…
    ****Updated*****
    It is interesting to watch news start and travel like a shock wave, much like the Buddhist ripples in a pond. I guess this is a desperate attempt to be the first on the news scene.




    I just went back to the Earthquake site to get a close up of Asia and I discovered that in fact we did suffer from an Earthquake and it was in Fukuoka, which is almost parallel with Pusan on the Isle of Japan.



    Earthquake Strikes Asia





    Magnitude: 6.4

    Date-Time: Sunday, March 20, 2005 at 01:53:42 (UTC)

    Sunday, March 20, 2005 at 10:53:42 AM = local time at epicenter

    Location 33.85 N, 129.975 E

    Depth 10 km (6.2 miles) set by location program

    Region KYUSHU, JAPAN

    Distances
    40 km (25 miles) WNW of Fukuoka, Kyushu, Japan
    115 km (70 miles) N of Nagasaki, Kyushu, Japan
    130 km (80 miles) NNW of Kumamoto, Kyushu, Japan
    915 km (570 miles) W of TOKYO, Japan







    ~.
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    • Hey, Just checked out my comment box and realized who you were, after looking at some of your pictures of course. Small world I must say! Big congrats on your your son's 1st birthday. I assume you've been in Korea for quite some time now. Perhaps we'll run into eachother in the future. Is Marsh still thinking of coming to Korea? I know Jorie mentioned he would be after finishing school. Anyways, take it easy and I'll be sure to visit your blog more often...I'll throw a link on mine as well. Take care, Mike - MIke  (3/21/2005 1:42:29 AM)
    • as long as you are all safe. - Caroline  (3/24/2005 12:03:27 AM)
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    Tik Tok To - 3/19/2005 12:52:25 PM
    ~ Below is my summary of the Tokto Issue.

    I am hoping that the Korean Times will except the Op-Ed that I submitted to them Yestaerdy about the Tokto issue. I don't really want to spill the beans on it, but I was really reaching when I wrote the article. Thank god no Koreans read this site, or else they would be slightly irritated by what I wrote.

    I would just like to point out that I think it is disgusting that the Tokto issue takes presedence over the video showing the Public Exectuion of people involved in the smuggling of North Koreans out of the country.


    Get your fucking priorities straight Korea!

    If you want the run down on what is happening in Tokto you should look at the Marmot's Hole here, here and here



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    Corporate Whoring - 3/19/2005 8:05:48 AM
    ~ I have been trying to avoid bitching about work on my glog, but the shit is building and I need to vent some major frustration.

    Last week five teachers, including myself headed up to Seoul to attend an anniversary party at the intercontinental hotel. It was on the same day as Marley's one-year birthday, but still I made the trip up to appease the corporate whores, or maybe I was being a corporate whore by choosing work over my son's birthday, even though his party wasn't until Sunday. Regardless of the moral implications, I went to the meeting and I got drunk! If you look around the site at all, you can see some of the pics from the party in the pictureblog. Between the five of us at the table, we downed 6 bottles of wine in the matter of 2 hours and by 11 am we were getting loopy. Then we found out we still had to head over to a conference room to attend a surprise teacher-training seminar, not surprising since the corporate whores loves to lure us in to the trap under false pretenses.

    Having traveled via KTX to Seoul and then having sat through a religious lunch and award ceremony, compounded with the 4/3's of wine in my system, I was in a very strange mood. The seminar started off slow and very boring and as I sat there I could feel my bladder growing and growing, while at the same time I could feel the beady eyes of management drilling into the back of my head. It was like being back in my corporate whoring days with Blockbuster and I shuddered, one part bad memory shudder and two parts gotta pee really fucking bad shake. Mustering up the courage,I left the conference room in the middle of one the teachers speech and made my way to the bathroom to relieve myself. On long journey back, I discovered a cigar bar and I just could not help myself, I had to stop in and have a smoke. By the time I had finished my smoke and went back up stairs to the seminar, we were on a short break, so I met up with Steve in the atrium.

    With some time to burn and two cigars burning holes in my pocket, not literally, we went back down to the cigar bar together and smoked a Habana. While we were chatting, I learnt some interesting corporate whore news.

    It seems that the Head Teacher and the Korean Manager are making their exits from the company in a matter of months and on their exit they have decided to leave the company with the parting gift of promoting Pat to the position of head teacher. In their defense I understand they just want to leave the company as smoothly as possible. But still, this of course was all being done in secret so that no one was the wiser to what was happening and most of all so no one else could apply for the position. I thought this was dirty and on Steve's strong recommendation, I decided that I should apply for that position and reap the benefits of a higher salary, better schedule and the opportunity to meet some good contacts.

    Fast forward to today and shit gets worse. Today the right hand of the CEO was in the school doing interviews with some of the staff and I was the first one on the list to meet with her. The meeting was only scheduled for 15 minutes, but we ended up chatting for almost an hour. I guess I am lucky that I have always been able to talk when I need to, and I can especially layer on the bullshit when it is warranted. So we went through the typical whoring routine of talking about what improvements have made, what I want from my employer and all that other tripe. Then I dropped the bomb in her lap, I told her I wanted the head position and while she was off balance I mentioned that I had a B.A. in Business, extensive management and teaching experience; plus I like to fight the man. You would think that that would be a perfect fit, and I know that I was considered for the position; I am the only one at that school with any inclination of business and law practices, but I have always burnt my own bridges.

    On more than one occasion, I have successfully fought for changes in our contract, winning the battle against management on the issue of interviews and Saturday classes. I am sure you are smart enough that traits I have listed in fact make me the last possible person that the C.W would want. Yeah, so anyways in the interview she tried to cover her tracks and started talking about co-managing and all these weird experiments that they had been trying on monkeys in Seoul, but I knew she wanted Pat to be the head teacher, that way when the lines of communication break down, as they do, he will take the heat. Whereas I am sure she knew I would shovel the shit upstairs.

    So after talking about monkey experiments the day continued as per usually, until later that evening we had our regular staff meeting. At the meeting they told everyone about the teachers leaving, but didn't ask anyone if they would like to apply for the position, it became more prevalent to me that some manipulating was taking place and that the politics would soon turn to back stabbing. Later the talk in the staff room was of great interest with everyone trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. Steve came out and told everyone what he had told me, how the whores intended on putting the Patsy in place to lead the 'team'.
    "You fuckers, Make it Fair!"

    Still, I often over react and when I take a step back from the situation and look at it amicably, I may realize that I have just saved my soul by not whoring it off. ~.
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    • you may have inadvertently saved your marriage, lol. YOu amaze me with your disgusting version of English,\. Ibet Dad it tutting all the way through it. You use warrented so nicely but revert to 'learnt' Heathen! - Caroline  (3/23/2005 11:58:21 PM)
    • I use to get emails from Dad, mentioning that I shouldn't swear and that I was spelling certain words wrong. But that stopped a long time ago and since then I have actully had to spell check my own errors.


      sigh!!! - Gumbi  (3/24/2005 4:12:47 AM)
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    Birthday update - 3/16/2005 5:25:19 PM
    ~


    Grandparents:
    Marley spends a lot of time with his Grandpa. They get along really well and I think outside of Kelly and I, he is most comfortable with him. Plus he is an amazing Grandfather, not what I originally expected from a Korean Grandfather. The man in black is my brother-in-law Ki-dong, a very typical textbook Korean businessman.



    Han Bok:
    Here is Kelly in the Korean Traditional Han bok that she was forced to wear. I opted for wearing a suit, since I am not to keen on the color and design of the Korean tradition clothes. The shoes were the worst; they looked like old Dutch clogs.






    Picture Board:
    Kelly and I assembled this little time line of Marley's growth over the past year. We had over a 1000 pictures to pick from.



    Golden:
    Halfway through the party and Marley was beginning to look like a pimp. He had a gold necklace, a gold bracelet and two gold rings. Lucky shit, would have preferred the money instead of the gold.




    The Gang:
    Here's Marleys' gang that I was talking about before. Min June and Su Min. Su Min's party was last month, and Min June's is next month.





    Ceremony:
    This was the beginning of the ceremony, you can see all the stuff displayed on the table, it is all plastic and just for show, but the cake was real.





    End:
    After a couple hours, it was finally time to sit back and unwind. Marley chewed those little strings of paper and die ran all over his fingers and Han bok, which belong to the restaurant; thankfully.



    Money:
    This is what I was talking about with Marley not grabbing the money, but he pencil. On the table is over 500,000 won, same as 500 Canadian.
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    • I see you displayed most of the pics I have displayed in my house of Marley. I love that he pimps around with his Far East Coast Posse. He's all crunk and shit........ - Caroline  (3/23/2005 11:52:01 PM)
    • Ahh your talking about the picture borad. Those are my favorite pictures of him. Especially the one that looks like he is winking. - Gumbi  (3/24/2005 4:09:48 AM)
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    Ducks and Monkeys - 3/16/2005 4:30:23 PM
    ~ Well here is something startling, someone has been able to sneak a video out of North Korea which shows the execution of some people accused of helping Norks defect. You can read more about this and find more detailed information at the Marmots Hole, as well as leave your opinion on the matter. I would love to get my hands on some of the propaganda posters that they have in North Korea, in fact last week I was reading about an auction being held for the leaflets that were distributed by the US army during the 1950 to 1953 Korean War. Should of jumped on that and bought myself one of them, oh well I can always make my own.

    I had a random email conversation with a person this week. I wanted to elicit some responses from my readers, but I have no idea if anyway actually reads this site on a regular basis. So I just emailed a strange and had an interview with them. Here is how it went:
    Note: This interview was in reference to the post I made earlier this week about blogging about work.


    ME: What do you think about the moral and ethical implications of blogging
    about your employer?

    YOU: I think this is another issue of Big Brother trying to watch and
    control every one of our moves!

    ME: Would it not be more productive for you to let the world know about
    the manipulation and discourse you face at the work place?

    You: There's nothing wrong with intercourse with co-workers at the
    workplace, especially if my boss is a real hottie. She can manipulate
    me whatever way she damn well pleases.

    ME: Okay, so then If you are blogging about your employer and you are
    being manipulated, then would you post visuals to help your viewers
    understand your moral implications, as well as add a little spice to
    your web log (blog)?

    You: Who the hell is manipulating me? My boss? My mother? Your mother? No
    one's manipulating me. I'll do whatever I want. What do you
    mean by "visuals?" You mean porn? Anyway, spice is good. A little
    salt, a little pepper, a little chili pepper powder, etcetera.
    Mmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmm, tasty!

    Me: Okay, I'm sorry maybe manipulation was the wrong word to use. So you
    think it moral acceptable to blog about your employer in either a
    positive or negative aspect and that the more tasty or embellished the
    gossip is the better it would be for your readers?

    You: Heavens no! That might be amoral, immoral, and maybe even unmoral, and undoubtedly have me perish in the fires of hell. As you know, the Lord
    Jesus Christ, our savior, says pestilence will come and cleanse all
    whom are festering from within. In Corinthians 3:16 he doth sayeth,
    "And a bolt of terrible red lightning shall striketh ye from above…"
    Those are words to live, or die, by don't you think? God loves you. Jesus blesses you.

    Me: Well I have to congratulate you on successfully halting this conversation
    and I would like to thank you for your patients and comments. Your
    views and sudden switch towards Religious rhetoric was sudden and
    surprising.


    Despite the natural explanations, the city has had enough of the rapist hoards. A number of drakes will be trapped and shipped to other, bigger lakes, to find more females and space, and mend their ways.


    In news also related to Korea, I read an interesting story about Monkeys and Ducks. It would seem that ducks from all over the world are getting weird and wacky. First we had to deal with ducks engaging in necrophilic acts, now it seems the ducks are getting into gang rape as well. This is like Hitchcock's 'The Birds' meets 'Japanese Smut'

    And it would also seem that Cathartidae has had some problems with those pesky monkeys, those 'Foreign Devil Monkey's' to be exact, give it a read, short but to the point. ~.

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    • If you are interested you can find the video by clicking on this link. Mutant Frog - gumbi  (3/17/2005 4:23:07 PM)
    • that conversation halted the moment dude got all religious. Poor ducks, they are just imitating humans. - Caroline  (3/23/2005 11:49:05 PM)
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    Marley's Party - 3/15/2005 3:58:23 PM
    ~ What an event, I was surprisingly impressed with the little party on Sunday. Of course Marley's gang showed up with do-rags on their heads and milk bottles in their mouths. Also some of my old hogwan students came around to eat some food and drink some cider. The usual tradition in Korea is for everyone to bring a gift of money rather then a present, well actually the money part isn't traditional, but rather I think it stems from pure laziness. Either way it is customary, not traditional for families to give the birthday boy's parents an envelope with Chinese writing on it wishing good fortune in our future along with some money inside.

    While in North America it is customary to shower the baby with gifts and praise in order to show that you have put some time and effort into this occasion and that you really do care about this little boy's birthday. Regardless of the fact that only one person out of all my friends who showed up have ever met my wife or son, I commend them for coming and having what I hope was a great time. I was quite happy with them and that they came to support me.

    Back to the point, on Sunday things happen opposite of what traditional happens in Korea. The Koreans came with gifts; Gold rings, gold necklaces, NIKE shoes, play centers, outfits and books. While the foreign devil monkeys came with money in hand.

    I have to admit that I did tip the balance a little bit. I informed my friends about Korean customs and I asked that they try to think about things from my perspective. I was paying for 30 people to eat and drink as much as they possible could. In fact I had saved for this event and I was financial prepared to meet the demands of the bill, but still no harm in asking and making sure that everyone was on the same page as me.

    During Marley's birthday party we had to stand up at the front with the little monster and get him to pick an item from the table. His choices were a stethoscope, string (long life), pencil (writer), microphone (some form of media) and of course money. Well they asked everyone amongst the guests to come forth and donate money to the table to improve the odds of Marley picking the cash. Ki Dong, my brother-in-law put down 10,000 ($10), but no one else came forth, so I dug into my pocket and pulled out 50 10,000 won notes and scattered them all over the table. All the time I am fighting to hold onto a squirming Marley who is desperately trying to grab something to stick in his mouth. Well I figured with 51 tender notes on a table, it would be a sure win that he would choose the money. Ha! Murphy's law!

    The little monster brushed aside all the money, completely ignoring it and grab the pencil, stuck it in his mouth, grab the microphone and then the string. So ambitious, I guess I have to admire that about him. He is definitely going to have a personality that will be hard to handle.

    Pictures and video will come later on when I have the time to edit and post it. ~.
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    • So my nephew will make his money through his success in media. Is he writer like his aunt or will he draw like his Grandpa smith? hummmmmmmmm - Caroline  (3/23/2005 11:45:19 PM)
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    Emergency U.N. meeting - 3/13/2005 3:35:43 PM
    ~ Recently all the respective countries around the world had a U.N. meeting to discuss an issue of crisis all around the world. Kofi Annan began the meeting by asking the assembly the question for the day.

    "Please tell me your honest opinion about the food shortages in the rest of the world!"

    Well there was nothing but shock, bewilderment and stunning silence in the room. Something like this was unprecedented, no one had an opinion. Upon further query, Kofi was able to determine the source of the problem; going around the assembly one by one he asked them the question "Do you understand?"

    Asia replied. "I don't understand the word Please."
    South America replied. "I don't understand the word Honest"
    Eastern Europe replied. "I don't understand the word Opinion."
    Africa replied. "I don't understand the word Food."
    Europe replied. "I don't understand the word Shortages."
    The U.S.A. replied. "I don't understand what the Rest of the World means…" ~.
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    Seoul w/out soul - 3/12/2005 5:39:02 PM
    ~ Had the displeasure of having to go to Seoul on Friday, on my son's first birthday to attend some Big P meetings, but nonetheless it was a fruitful event. At the luncheon/religious sermon our table which was situated behind the president of the big P was the proud devourers of 6 bottles of wine, amongst 5 people. At one point in time we even made a gallant run during one of the presentations to the store to buy more wine and thus sneak in under the nose of hundreds of employees. Luckily for us being from Pusan, a.k.a the country; we were somewhat excused for our behavior.

    It wasn't like we were dancing on the tables with our ties around our foreheads, not for lack of trying, but it was a little unprofessional when we start text messaging other tables if they were going to finish their wine. Situated behind enemy lines it wasn't easy to get away with it and eventually we had the occasional manager popping by to check on whether or not we would still be able to walk out of the hotel. It had been along time since I had gotten drunk at 11am in the morning. That, plus the 5am wake up and 3 hour KTX ride, I was really beat when they told us all that we would have to attend a teacher's seminar at the intercontinental hotel in Samsung-dong. But I prevailed and on the way to the conference room got conveniently lost and found my way to a cigar bar in the lounge. Being a devoted fan to cigars, are sorely lacking any form of smoke for over a year I was delighted to spend my time smoking on my favorite cigar. Not being of overly rich taste I love the mildly spicy taste of 'Romeo Y Julieta' Habanas and had every intention of buying a fresh box upon my arrival to Iteawon in Seoul. Luck would have it I didn't need to travel so far.

    Back to the professionalism, I was reading and giving serious thought to an article that appeared in the papers last week about the issues and complications that have be arising in concern to bloggers and their companies. This ethic issue was something I pondered when I first began at the big P; being one of the more professional institutes outside of the University scene I was worried about tarnishing their image unduly since I really do appreciate them as a company and an employer. Yet I do need to vent and poor my frustrations in to something meaningful and therapeutic and I have found nothing more therapeutic then this blog. So often I wonder if using pseudonyms is an acceptable way to protect myself and my employer, or if I am still waking a thin line. As a Blogger, if you are one and reading this, how do you deal with this issue? Do your criticisms about your employer enter your writings? Granted not all of us are at University jobs, or work for newspapers, but some of us out their still work for companies smart enough to understand image; even the image of foreign devil monkeys.

    In other Seoul related news, I have to say that the subway system is the most confusing system ever conceived. I was making my way to Suwon to meet with some friends and from the Kangnam station to Suwon I had to make three separate transfer just to get their. Looking at the Seoul subway map is like trying to decipher Cartesians planes back in high school, and I was always the first to bitch that I would never ever use these in the real world. Fuck was I wrong!

    Proposition 1.1 Let P be a plane with Cartesian equation ax+by+cz+d=0.

    • If a=0, the train will be on the red line
    • If b=0, the train must be on the purple line.
    • If c=0, the plane is parallel to the blue line. But if in a negative, it shall be of the yellow line.
    • If d=0, the train will break down.

    Corollary 1.2 Let P be a plane with Cartesian equation ax+by+cz+d=0.

    • If a=b=0, the transfer will take place at stop 32.
    • If b=c=0, the transfer will take place at 38 on blue track on unless represented with a negative, then on the green line.
    • If a=c=0, the answer will cause your head to implode.

    Luckily my cell phone has a calculator function, I was able to successfully navigate the subways and make it to Suwon for a night of Karaoke and Soju Bombs.
    Interestingly riding the subway on a Friday night is like being kelp at the bottom of the sea, swaying from side to side with the surf. The car was only glob of human flesh swaying as the train sped and slowed down, being situated in the middle and taller then most Koreans I was able to breath with ease, the mixed smell of Kim chi and sweat was exhilarating, making me giddy while I laughed swaying with the human flesh. Somewhat of a religious experience I think.

    Anyways, now I am back at home in Busan, enjoying a nice relaxing evening before tomorrow's party. Wish me well and I hope to have some stories of interest for you all tomorrow.

    (some pictures in the photoblog sidebar of us at the meeting) ~.

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    Necrophilia and The Doctor - 3/9/2005 4:08:21 AM
    ~ Where are the pictures damnit. This story is just outrageous, so outrageous that I might even use in my class along with the gay penguins story and even though the species of penguins are suffering from near extinction, that didn't stop gay right groups protesting the "the organized and forced harassment through female seductresses"

    But as I promised I have something to top that one.
    Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers

    This truly one of the strangest tales I have ever had the privilege of reading, the quotes and comments are absolutely hysterical. And I hope to see Necrophilia groups stepping forth to protect the rights of these maladjusted ducks.
    Here are my favorite quotes. Enjoy this one, I did.

    The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard was present…

    ..then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

    Rather startled, I watched this scene from close quarters behind the window until 19.10 hours during which time (75 minutes) I made some photographs and the mallard almost continuously copulated his dead congener. (You watched a duck screw a dead duck for over an hour, you sick bastard)

    Mr. Moeliker suggests the pair were engaged in a rape flight attempt. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback - well, didn't get any feedback," he said.





    In other news it seems that Dr. Who is back and sooner then expected. Originally I had heard about Dr.Who almost 3 years ago, when it was supposedly going to be produced and by BBC Wales, since then it seems that it has moved on to BBC Australia. Not that I give a hoot, cause I love the Doctor. I love the memories I have of sitting around the TV with my Father watching the Doctor battle throughout time and space and often he would talk of other episodes from way before my time, when he was a little boy. IT was like a link between my youth and his youth and even though we suffered from generational gap problems, I think the good Doctor was able to mend some of them temporarily. Now with the Doctor back on the scene, all those old episodes I use to watch with my Dad will start circulating the Internet again and maybe I can share those with my son, like an heirloom.

    But it seems that old episodes aren't the only thing circulating around the Internet, it seems that the first episode of the new episode "Rose" has been leaked by those cheeky Canadians.





    While we are on the topic of weird animals; A fish that has a pattern resembling a human face on its body was found in a pond in Chongju, South Korea, according to a Local 6 News report. The news of a fish with a human face spread to South Korea through the Internet after a Japanese sports tabloid reported on the unusual fish.





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    • ugly ass fish - Caroline  (3/9/2005 9:17:29 PM)
    • Very creepy, but is it worse then the duck? - Gumbi  (3/13/2005 2:19:40 PM)
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    Now that's Priceless - 3/8/2005 5:25:30 AM
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    How can you describe such a picture as this, Priceless, Titillating, Historical or Fucking Embarrassing? However you describe it, there is no doubt that this truly is a fine piece of photography. As an aspiring photojournalist it is rare to come across rare emotion and beauty to abundant in one picture, the raw emotion and energy being released in this picture rivals those of James Nachtwey and other brilliant photographers. And to think, the sport photographer behind this pic